GAMEBROS: review games here

[RedStar]

this is where you critique games that costed millions to make

dead rising 2: i'm probably missing a large part of the experience because i don't have xbox live, but oh my god. a promising concept brought down by bland boring missions that can suck my hate dick. in fact, if there were no missions i would've rated this a 9. I JUST WANT TO RUN OVER ZOMBIES IN A GOLF CART IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK - 6.5/10

forza motorsport 3: only get if you like cars and painting anime, furries, dicks, and anime furry dicks on cars - 8.5/10

saints row 2: stupid fun, not for everyone. live your dream to be a gangster british tranny hulk hogan. DONT GET IT ON PC GOD DAMNIT THEY FUCKED UP THE PORT - 9/10

also, a classic: duke nukem 3d: HAIL TO THE KING BABY - 10/10

[DrTaxi]

this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10

[RedStar]

this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10

i've played that before

it's got solid mechanics, 8/10

[ButtsexV2]

hello kitty online is pretty fun bro

[xpod1]

doom 1 and 2
shit this game doesnt look good but its got some major carnage man 8/10

[RedStar]

just cause 2: HAHA YES. would be poifect if it had co-op but i understand why it doesn't 9.5/10

[xpod1]

terraria
i refuse to think this game costs money ok
why are there so many slimes

[RedStar]

why are there so many slimes

that's because you pirated the game you schmuck

it's not even half as bad on the real version

[RedStar]

you paid as much for terraria as i did for dirt3

aka nothin at all

[altrus]

Doo Sex Humane Revo-lotion = 1532512351253/10

[RedStar]

deus ex more like gay-us sex 0/10

[RedStar]

{i havent actually played it yet}

[altrus]

{i havent actually played it yet}

i gathered

[RedStar]

with pro clue gathering skills like that, u should play la noire

[RedStar]

bioshock - is a man not entitled to the sweat drop down his balls? where all these bitches crawl? - 8.5/10