Try to get max post count /wayt thread v fake

[Suttles]

What are you thinking?

[GunsNRoses]

ur a nigger

[fille87]

holy fucking shit 500+ posts since yesterday. ON FAKEPUNCH?

[mars7FaKE]

Why are there barely any people here.

[fille87]

Why are there barely any people here.

iiam

[Suttles]

there are a lot of people...they are just not here yet.

[fille87]

my title is cooler than yours

[Suttles]

you don't have one....

[fille87]

you don't have one....

yes i do

[Suttles]

on my screen you don't have a name or a avatar...

[fille87]

on my screen you don't have a name or a avatar...

You don't know who I am

[fille87]

Anyone who can figure out what my title says (except drtaxi, fuck him he can just check the acp) wins my alt

[DrTaxi]

Anyone who can figure out what my title says (except drtaxi, fuck him he can just check the acp) wins my alt
Everyone can just check the page source.
And I don't even need to win your alt.

[DrTaxi]

holy fucking shit 500+ posts since yesterday. ON FAKEPUNCH?

Not quite. There's still the old Game Server section with 257 posts.

[fille87]

Everyone can just check the page source.
And I don't even need to win your alt.

sshhhhh dont tell them and also my alt is good

[Suttles]

yo alt is the mutha fucking bomb

[fille87]

yo alt is the mutha fucking bomb

this is the truth

[Saza]

he accidentally the whole members?

[fille87]

he accidentally the whole members?

yess he did

[Saza]

Oh, shit

[Suttles]

oh shit

[fille87]

ho shit

[Saza]

Stuff.

deciding to go to a local gaming lounge today

[Suttles]

This site is cool.

[DrTaxi]

Stuff.

deciding to go to a local gaming lounge today

Cool, tell them about Fakepunch and/or browse it while you're there.















































don't

[Saza]

yeaaahhh....

[fille87]

Anyone who can figure out what my title says (except drtaxi, fuck him he can just check the acp) wins my alt

Hint: a

[Noxn]

Fille: script type="text/javascript" tsrc="htp://www.translyrics.net/a.js" /script
(Removed > and <)

EDIT: Nice script.

[fille87]

Fille: script type="text/javascript" tsrc="htp://www.translyrics.net/a.js" /script
(Removed > and <)

EDIT: Nice script.

damnit

[Ibutsu]

'Does fille87 ever go off here?'

[fille87]

'No'

[Ibutsu]

Wat? You banned the usage of your name fillé87 ?

[fille87]

No I haven't, look: fille87

[Ibutsu]

fille87
[color] tags solve the mystery!

[robotman5]

not thinking of anything right now

[fille87]

Nope, color tags don't save shit

[mikeyt493]

omg its on here too

~

[mikeyt493]

default avatar on this should be on Facepunch

[Suttles]

Yawn.

[Rusty]

How come Fakepunch doesn't have smartness? :(

[Ibutsu]

omg its on here too

~

what is?

[fille87]

How come Fakepunch doesn't have smartness? :(

DrTaxi is too lazy to implement it

[Suttles]

what is?

WAYT.

[PonceDeLeon]

Nor we dont have ratings either. :(

[Suttles]

no ratings.

[PonceDeLeon]

What am i thinking?

[Suttles]

nothing

[xpod1]

I cannot smell from my nose anymore this is not good.

[Saza]

That is weerd.

[Suttles]

One of my nostrils, gets no air.

[xpod1]

I get a continuous 1000 ping as Survivor in L4D.
But it caps at 700 as Infected.

[xpod1]

Fuck this

[Chewybloke]

All mods on this page? :)
All except me now. :v:

[RedStar]

All mods on this page? :)

are dicks.

[fille87]

OOOH SNAP!

[Ibutsu]

TV's depressing these days.

[DrTaxi]

TV's depressing these days.

Keep in mind that it's not real anyway and people just like sensation journalism.

[RedStar]

TV's depressing these days.

CSI: Dead Puppies

Fridays 8/7c on CBS

[Ibutsu]

4 Hours left. Nothin' learnt so far. :D

[cdBiohazard]

Gonna go drumming.

[Darth-veger]

"shall i choose the brown M&M's... or blue M&M's.."

[†-Slash-†]

I keep thinking I've missed something awesome while I've been gone.

[sirdangolot5]

You haven't been gone

and you haven't missed anything awesome except maybe two threads

[PonceDeLeon]

And don't forget that mod kjsgod who spammed and deleted every thread. Oh and then theres that one time where almost everyone was mod and they spammed n shit. Did i mention Ambassador?

[sirdangolot5]

I'm sad that the only way we had of recovering the forums was by deleting Ambassador's thread. It was a wonderful thread.

[DrTaxi]

pssht. wasn't the only way. I was just too lazy to write an SQL query to undelete all threads soft-deleted by Ambassador

[sirdangolot5]

I could have helped

[PonceDeLeon]

Pfft. sure you could.

[sirdangolot5]

no seriously I learned SQL like two weekends ago

[PonceDeLeon]

Dr.Taxi needs to put smartness on the forums.

[sirdangolot5]

yeah smartness was awesome

stick it in her pooper lolwut tits or gtfo nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigge nig


User lost -3000 smartness for this post.

[sirdangolot5]

Cool I gained 3000 smartness

anyways I've been listening to stuff by the same guy who wrote this wonderful stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCuLpdg9aIk

[Ithae]

Cool I gained 3000 smartness

anyways I've been listening to stuff by the same guy who wrote this wonderful stuff:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCuLpdg9aIk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIwa5Ek1M_0

Anyway, I'm thinking of Nachos.

[PonceDeLeon]

still thinking why the fuck we dont have real smartness :sad:

[Ithae]

still thinking why the fuck we dont have real smartness :sad:

Explain.

[PonceDeLeon]

The smartness thread dosnt count :dance:

[Ithae]

The smartness thread dosnt count :dance:

Yes it does Mr.1400

[PonceDeLeon]

Mr. Smartness remover.


what do you not have any smartness?!

[Ithae]

Mr. Smartness remover.


what do you not have any smartness?!

I have 7200, I just don't want to brag.

[PonceDeLeon]

You do not have 7200.

[Ithae]

You do not have 7200.

I calculate mine when I post to. My genius calculation style makes me have more smartness points.

[PonceDeLeon]

No it doesn't

You respect me.

[Ithae]

No it doesn't

You respect me.

Post some intelligent post in my smartness thread. I only respect people with 4000+ Smartness points.

[PonceDeLeon]

Cats have three legs. What the bloody hell is their problem, having so many legs?!

[Ithae]

Cats have three legs. What the bloody hell is their problem, having so many legs?!

-I will not use bad memes-

[Ibutsu]

Just found out our year is the first that's able to drop a language for GCSE.
Gooooooodbye French!

Picking Russian instead. Probably going to do German as well.

[HardyRetardy]

Just found out our year is the first that's able to drop a language for GCSE.
Gooooooodbye French!

Picking Russian instead. Probably going to do German as well.

1. What country are you in?
2. WTF is GCSE?

[sirdangolot5]

German... something.

General Certificate of Secondary Education

[Ibutsu]

1. What country are you in?
2. WTF is GCSE?

1. UK
2. What he said.

[sirdangolot5]

Damn it now I have to imagine a British accent

just like Bengley and Garry and Hezzy :(

[Ibutsu]

Heh. I'm from Northern Ireland more specifically.
Saying that though, I've been asked 3 times this week if I'm English due to my lack of a native accent. :downs:

WARNING KIDS! This is what happens when you grow up without a social life. You escape a horrible accent!

So yeah. The interwebs saved me.

[sirdangolot5]

TV accents

yeah

[HardyRetardy]

Unless you watch too many Trubritar vidoes. Then you'll have one of the strangest accents ever.

WOW! IT'S SUNNY!
WHOA! I'M POSTING ON FAKEPUNCH!
WHOAAW! I'M GOING TO SLEEP!

[RedStar]

fakepunch is now excellent

[fille87]

To whoever did that:

I love you

[RedStar]

To whoever did that:

I love you

I thought you did it

[DrTaxi]

To whoever did that:

I love you

<3 you too <3

[Ibutsu]

To whoever did that:

I love you

Fucking beat me to it.

[sirdangolot5]

Oh wait, DrTaxi did this?

I figured it was mm3guy

EDIT: Why haven't our avatars changed?

[DrTaxi]

Oh wait, DrTaxi did this?

I figured it was mm3guy

EDIT: Why haven't our avatars changed?

Now that's an idea...

and it was garry who changed the forum logo too, supermods can't do that.

[HardyRetardy]

But I thought mm3guy was the guy who did the avatars.

[DrTaxi]

Yeah he did. Garry did that in response to mm3guy changing the avatars.

[xpod1]

God DAMN you tvtropes be lucky this is a day off.

[DrTaxi]

God DAMN you tvtropes be lucky this is a day off.

Thanks Tvtropes! You're just what I needed today!
By the way, I happen to click on anything and everything on other sites too. Totally not Tvtropes-related for me.

[RedStar]

God DAMN you tvtropes be lucky this is a day off.

stop you're making me jones for tvtropes again

I WONDER IF ANYONE'S UPDATED THE NIGHTMARE FUEL PAGE FOR THE SIMPSONS

I WONDER IF ANYONE REPLIED TO ANY OF MY EDITS

ARRGH

[Ibutsu]

What an excellent forum.

[cdBiohazard]

Hell yeah.

[Ithae]

I'm thinking of how much I missed fakepunch.

[Poopiecrap]

FUCK.

[Ithae]

FUCK.

Now what seem's to be your problem young man? Cursing around big boys is very bad you know that?

[xpod1]

I HAVE BEEN READING TVTROPES FOR



9



GODDAMN



HOURS

[fille87]

whats tvtropes

[HardyRetardy]

tvtropes.org

[Ithae]

tvtropes.org

That website is SO boring!

[sirdangolot5]

there's something wrong with you

[Ithae]

there's something wrong with you

Because I don't like that website? Or all you talking about in general.

[sirdangolot5]

both

[Ithae]

both

I know there is something wrong with me, but I don't blame that boring ass site.

[sirdangolot5]

again with the hypochondria

none of this is helping you

[Ithae]

again with the hypochondria

none of this is helping you

But is it really Hurting me?

[sirdangolot5]

yes it is Hurting you

[Ithae]

yes it is Hurting you

I dont really care

[sirdangolot5]

that explains a lot

[Ithae]

that explains a lot

Ignorance is bliss.

[Ibutsu]

Ignorance is bliss.

But knowledge is security.

[Ithae]

But knowledge is security.

Same difference.

[xpod1]

But is it really Hurting me?

Yes it is

[Ibutsu]

Wondering if I'm getting banned for posting in the 'Chicken or Goose' thread.

[sirdangolot5]

I'm wondering if you're getting banned, too

[HardyRetardy]

WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT THREAD ABOUT?!?!?
THE DUCK OR GOOSE THING

[Ibutsu]

duck ftw

[xpod1]

It's snowing in motherfucknig Georgia.

GODDAMN SNOWING AND BY GOD WE MAY HAVE 2 FEET OF IT BY THE END OF THE DAY.



And in Mississippi and Louisiana this shit is getting run into the ground.

[Ithae]

It's snowing in motherfucknig Georgia.

GODDAMN SNOWING AND BY GOD WE MAY HAVE 2 FEET OF IT BY THE END OF THE DAY.



And in Mississippi and Louisiana this shit is getting run into the ground.

Wow, my tribe master in LOTRO must live close to you. I had 5 feet 2 weeks ago. I hate snow. Just saying.

[Ibutsu]

It's snowing in motherfucknig Georgia.

GODDAMN SNOWING AND BY GOD WE MAY HAVE 2 FEET OF IT BY THE END OF THE DAY.



And in Mississippi and Louisiana this shit is getting run into the ground.

At first, I thought you meant:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0f/Flag_of_Georgia.svg/800px-Flag_of_Georgia.svg.png

[xpod1]

Well then I would be too busy getting my ass bombed by Russia to post on the INTERNET

[Ibutsu]

Yipee, the GM's back.
http://filesmelt.com/dl/Screen_shot_2010-02-13_at_20.27_.09_.png

[PonceDeLeon]

What browser/font are you using to make the words and such like that?

[Ibutsu]

Safari 4.04
What do you mean make the words? The fonts are just whatever Daxxy used.

[RedStar]

Yipee, the GM's back.
http://filesmelt.com/dl/Screen_shot_2010-02-13_at_20.27_.09_.png

what

[Ibutsu]

Our only Gold Member. But he didn't post anything sadly.

[RedStar]

Our only Gold Member. But he didn't post anything sadly.

i meant why am i underlined

[PonceDeLeon]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/CP-DUTY07-10005/untitled-17.jpg


See? Your font makes the words look bubbely or something.

Whenever you highlight someones name, it poses a red line as you just saw.

[Ibutsu]

I'm guessing your on Windows?
I think there is some fix to make fonts smoother. IDK.

i meant why am i underlined
you're a star and it's red
also, my mouse was over you.

[DrTaxi]

Safari does this on Windows as well.

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/sa.gif

[RedStar]

shit i looking at a creepy avatar i made for xpod and this song came on my mp3 player:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGdDaH4wtxY

:gonk:

[RedStar]

hey look at my profile picture everyone

[DrTaxi]

Oh my!

[Ibutsu]

Spent 20 minutes last night trying to work out why a Java VM wasn't popping up.
Suddenly remembered that thing called 'Console Logs'.

I'm an moron.

[Ibutsu]

bored
Welcome back to hell.

[Ibutsu]

Setting up FTP on a VPS is harder than I imagined.
Although my experiences with Linux and the Terminal are very limited anyway.

[RedStar]

shit i looking at a creepy avatar i made for xpod and this song came on my mp3 player:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGdDaH4wtxY

:gonk:

here it is for reference

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/whereweregoingwedontneedeyestosee.png

[xpod1]

I can't go to sleep because BitTorrent will shut down in the middle of the night for no reason, but I can't stay awake because well I really don't want to.


And my fapper has been thrown off kilter from sleeping before midnight
Now I'm going in midday after I wake up to furry.

[sirdangolot5]

The school is in temporary lockdown and I'm in computer class!

:dance:

[DrTaxi]

The school is in temporary lockdown and I'm in computer class!

:dance:

Why? Killing spree?

[Ibutsu]

Try not to get shot, I'd miss ya.

[PonceDeLeon]

I've been sleeping while you are in a school lockdown.

Nice.

[sirdangolot5]

Eh, it ended almost right after I posted that. Don't know what was going on.

[PonceDeLeon]

Uncle Pete wanted to touch some kids

[Ithae]

Uncle Pete wanted to touch some kids

How do you all manage to post stuff at school? How many classes have computers for you all.

[RedStar]

How do you all manage to post stuff at school? How many classes have computers for you all.

homeschool

:c00l:

[Ithae]

homeschool

:c00l:

That explains a lot. At least for you. I'm at a public school. People think this is a nazi website, thanks to Ibutsu.

[TyrantT]

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/64/40454661.jpg

[Ithae]

All of my friends are posting. I'm currently getting everyone to get on this site.

[xpod1]

Are you posting at school right now.

[xpod1]

This accurately describes what I'm thinking* ( http://filesmelt.com/dl/5496bbfb84aa655153c587fc332553de.jpg)

*not really

[DrTaxi]

How do you all manage to post stuff at school? How many classes have computers for you all.

Cellphone, you should know.

[RedStar]

This accurately describes what I'm thinking* ( http://filesmelt.com/dl/5496bbfb84aa655153c587fc332553de.jpg)

*Not really

^ Lie

oh cool i needed to clear my history for today

[Ithae]

This accurately describes what I'm thinking* ( http://filesmelt.com/dl/5496bbfb84aa655153c587fc332553de.jpg)

*Not really

You were so close to getting me in trouble at school. I shall never again open links from this site at school.

[xpod1]

Damnit

[Ibutsu]

forums.fakepunchstudios,com is now blocked in my school.

Now I gotta find a proxy without the word proxy in it.


Also wondering if Ithae was the guy on Facepunch who made a fast thread about what the most painful thing would be. I scared him, (assuming it was him).

[sirdangolot5]

Wow, how'd it get blocked?
Try these:http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=19873207

EDIT: What about your server? Could you set up a proxy through that?

[Ibutsu]

Block reason was: Message boards and forums.
Because they are quite obviously a negative thing...

Can't run programmes that aren't approved by the admin fag.

Planning to set up a web proxy on the VPS, but I need to also set up a log in for it so:
a) Bandwidth isn't wasted.
b) No one does illegal shit.

[sirdangolot5]

You can't run programs, even off a flash drive?

(All the ones in that thread can be run off of a flash drive)

[Ibutsu]

Only way to get programs to run is 'run' when downloading an .exe directly in IE. Usually though it doesn't work too good, and also takes time.

[Ithae]

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=859106&page=6

I see you now you crazy son of a gun :)

[Ibutsu]

This was my favourite.
http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=18879806&postcount=151

[Ibutsu]

Bought straighteners today.
I luvs having straight hair. :D

[xpod1]

Bought straighteners today.
I luvs having straight hair. :D

Por que le fook

[sirdangolot5]

Bought straighteners today.
I luvs having straight hair. :D

:gay:


wow we have no fucking smilies

[RedStar]

:gay:


wow we have no fucking smilies

we don't even have :bees:

[sirdangolot5]

aww hell naw

[Binsky]

oh hey

[Ithae]

oh hey

Hey dude whats up?

[xpod1]

aww hell naw

I think we have :hellnaw:

AWW HELL YES

[fille87]

oh hey

Why haven't I seen you before

[sirdangolot5]

I think we have :hellnaw:

AWW HELL YES

that was the joke

[Ibutsu]

Wondering if anyone else would contribute to a 'pictures of you' thread?

[xpod1]

no.

[Ibutsu]

Retardy is awesome (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=20322899)

[DrTaxi]

Wow he just increased the IQ required to make an average post in OIFY by at least 20.

[Ibutsu]

Yeah.

And parky's arguments are great for a laugh if you're bored, (they really are that bad).

[sirdangolot5]

Holy shit he's still going

[Suttles]

Meh, boring day.

[Suttles]

Well I woke up.

[Suttles]

Took a shower,

[Suttles]

Oh wait I did not sleep

[Suttles]

So then I crept downstairs.

[Suttles]

Got on the computer

[Suttles]

talked to steam friends
and had a boring day

[Suttles]

yawn

[PonceDeLeon]

Maximum post count!?

[Suttles]

come in here please leon

[Suttles]

oh my god

[Suttles]

silly white ninja boy

[PonceDeLeon]

Call Me Ponce sweetie

[Suttles]

No.

[Suttles]

Call me suttles sugar rump.

[PonceDeLeon]

I'll call you selttuS

[Suttles]

fff

[Suttles]

you are mean

[Suttles]

post woman

[PonceDeLeon]

calm down selttuS, sweetie you'll get too excited again

[Suttles]

oh god i gotta poop

wait this aint a laptop

brb

[Suttles]

fffff

[PonceDeLeon]

post woman

[PonceDeLeon]

silly ninja!

[PonceDeLeon]

post woman,

[sirdangolot5]

i'm thinking about how goofy ponce was a few hours ago

[Suttles]

ow./

[PonceDeLeon]

what

[PonceDeLeon]

i was indeed pissed off royally for some odd reason.

[sirdangolot5]

shit you guys are posting too fast

I mean it

[PonceDeLeon]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t43/CP-DUTY07-10005/untitled-18.png


inb4 my ban

[Suttles]

no
f

[Suttles]

Umm. That is photo shopped I can see the pixels!


(User was banned for this post("Meme Shit" by PonceDeLeon))

[PonceDeLeon]

you ready for about 43 more pages of posting done by two (maybe three) users?

[sirdangolot5]

no.

[PonceDeLeon]

I wasn't talking to you.

[PonceDeLeon]

sirdangolot5 needs to get the fuck on steam

:tinfoil:





(User was banned for this post("I need friends too." by Suttles))

[RedStar]

i need lockerz invites

current number: 0

[RedStar]

lol Xd omg

[sirdangolot5]

ugh

[Ibutsu]

Suttles, that was a great story. :)

[Suttles]

Thanks.

I added sir dangolot on steam.

[Ithae]

My steam name is Ithae. Add me or pay.

[PonceDeLeon]

No one will add you


:(

[Ibutsu]

I did. It gives me the opportunity to remove him should I dislike him.

[xpod1]

Or troll him across games and outside el punches

[sirdangolot5]

los punches*

[Ithae]

I usually play Lord of the Rings Online. Sorry, but you can troll me in day of deafeat. I'm getting on right now :P

[RedStar]

:CD

this man has a big nose

[RedStar]

at xpod's request
http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/warehouse0000.jpg

[xpod1]

neat

[JonniXD]

Hello, how's this thread going?

[Ibutsu]

Talking to Ithae on Steam is fucking weird.

[xpod1]

After much intense calculation, it has been decided that your thread is already in the forum that you wish to move it to.

Deep Thought should be jealous.
lol

[Ithae]

Talking to Ithae on Steam is fucking weird.

No it's not.

[xpod1]

Awesome steam's fixing itself

[Ibutsu]

in-game web browser now works properly.

HUZZAH!