POST YOUR REQUEST FOR THE FORUM HERE

[Suttles]

Do it,because this site needs some improvements.

I want the old facepunch rating system, and the ability to post polls. (Only for moderators)

[oify2]

no furries

[fille87]

Ratings and per-post banning

[xpod1]

I request for someone to tell me if I can post a group information thread in the GiP

[robotman5]

smartness rating

[fille87]

I request for someone to tell me if I can post a group information thread in the GiP

GiP?

[xpod1]

Games in Progress goddamn.

[xpod1]

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=9

[oify2]

change blue members tittles

[PonceDeLeon]

Ratings.

[Suttles]

This site should be like the older version of facepunch.

[xpod1]

This site should be like the older version of facepunch.

It was when i first joined.

[fille87]

It was when i first joined.

June 2009 FOR LIFE

[xpod1]

No I was just informing him that when Daxxy first made Fakepunch it was exactly like 05 Facepunch.

[fille87]

Yes but still

(I am?)

[fille87]

I remember when it ran on wBB or something like that

[Suttles]

Also, post should do a auto edit, if you post 2 times in a row it is 2 separate post.

[Iron Warrior]

1-5 thread rating system, smartness, old post rating, etc.

[fille87]

No I hate automerge

[Suttles]

5:37 PM - [KMGç] Suttles: He should split the site up into sections, like the facepunch of today.
5:37 PM - [KMGç] Suttles: And certain mods, mod certain things.
5:37 PM - xpod1 | Shovel Armada: except now mo-
5:37 PM - xpod1 | Shovel Armada: yeah
5:37 PM - xpod1 | Shovel Armada: like a serious section and then the part that is shenanigans
5:38 PM - [KMGç] Suttles: Yup.

[Suttles]

Fix this: I see some member in need of a ban,but everytime I ban them they become unbanned instantly.

[xpod1]

Yay I was there.

[Suttles]

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/image.php?u=20&dateline=1260920810

[fille87]

I made a BANNED FOR THIS POST vbulletin plugin

well then post it

[fille87]

A new rule:

No banme's, if you make one you will be permabanned

[PonceDeLeon]

I made a BANNED FOR THIS POST vbulletin plugin

Please do.

[Suttles]

Post it mm3guy

[oify2]

who is

[Suttles]

who is

http://filesmelt.com/dl/David-Hasselhoff101.jpg

[JPoid]

All '10 mods except 0ify2 and Skullbrain should become blue now kthnx

[JPoid]

Oh and suttles

[Saza]

OH NOEZ

I'm not on the "kep mod" list.

Sheet

[Suttles]

-snip-

[Suttles]

Oh I am on the keep list, rate me bad reading.

[Demon Dog]

I wish I was on the keep list.

[Suttles]

You should make a gold member group for all the ex mods.

[fille87]

All '10 mods except 0ify2 and Skullbrain should become blue now kthnx

i agree

[GMOD ftw]

ratings

[Skullbrain]

i agree

I agree too.

[stealth]

ratings and your total number of ratings ahould be shown on your profile.

[PonceDeLeon]

^ That was the shit back in the day of FP!

[DrTaxi]

No I was just informing him that when Daxxy first made Fakepunch it was exactly like 05 Facepunch.
More like '08 Facepunch, without the smartness and with a different User CP and without the "friendly reminders" on the post creation pages and without quickmod / proper banning and so on.
'05 Facepunch looked completely different.

[DrTaxi]

If Doctor Taxi expresses interest in this idea, I'll let him use it

I'm probably going to make my own but sure, let me see it!

[Marlwolf78]

More like '08 Facepunch, without the smartness and with a different User CP and without the "friendly reminders" on the post creation pages and without quickmod / proper banning and so on.
'05 Facepunch looked completely different.

http://web.archive.org/web/20050610234111/http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/

reference

[DrTaxi]

http://web.archive.org/web/20050610234111/http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/

reference

Guess what I used for making this?

[RedStar]

old school ratings plox

[Suttles]

http://web.archive.org/web/20050610234111/http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/

reference

Garry's Mod Is Out! [thread] [steam]


Woah.

[awesum]

I want taht Moderator script everyone talks about back

[kitteh-nator]

rating.

EDIT: oh and more fapping material in the user CP

[kitteh-nator]

oh and more fapping material in the user CP

[Skullbrain]

Yea ratings would be nice.

[GMOD ftw]

insta-ban words

[PonceDeLeon]

Or just insta ban.

[fille87]

Or just insta ban.

Same thing

[Biotoxsin]

smileys

[JPoid]

More active forum

[fille87]

More serious forum

[Demon Dog]

Serious, Active forum.

Also old school ratings.

[Chewybloke]

More members.

[DrTaxi]

and the ability to post polls. (Only for moderators)

You can post polls already.

[RedStar]

HEY what about a ticker

[DrTaxi]

HEY what about a ticker

Got a screenshot of it?
Its design was just a little different from the current one.

[RedStar]

Got a screenshot of it?
Its design was just a little different from the current one.

nope

:(

[HardyRetardy]

We need a Garry.

[fille87]

We need a Garry.

We already have one

[HardyRetardy]

Who?

Also why is everyone running weird fucked up scripts, it makes the forum look broken as hell.

[fille87]

Who?

Also why is everyone running weird fucked up scripts, it makes the forum look broken as hell.

What fucked up scripts?

[HardyRetardy]

You have no name or avatar, and mm3guy is upside down

and not so much scripts as random stuff like fucking retardedly huge avatars

[Ibutsu]

You have no name or avatar, and mm3guy is upside down

and not so much scripts as random stuff like fucking retardedly huge avatars

You act like they are a bad thing.

[sirdangolot5]

less than 4 stickies

[ButtsexV2]

Just like current Facepunch, but with old ratings, smartness, old layout, and less gay automerge.

[sirdangolot5]

[img_thumb] tags

a greasemonkey script

[Darth-veger]

ratings.

[RedStar]

needs more :bees: and :excited:

EDIT: fuck yeah halfway there

[sirdangolot5]

FOUR people are online


SOMEbody post :(

[sirdangolot5]

man, dr taxi just signed off

[DrTaxi]

man, dr taxi just signed off

Wrong. I refresh the forums in irregular, but short intervals.

[sirdangolot5]

Whoa that explains nothing :confused:

[DrTaxi]

I don't "sign off". I just don't always refresh every 10 minutes or something like that.

[sirdangolot5]

After 10 minutes it reads you as offline?

[DrTaxi]

Dunno if it's 10 minutes but it does after some time.

[sirdangolot5]

huh

[PonceDeLeon]

I'm lost aswell.

Still waiting for that smartness+ratings

[sirdangolot5]

We need funnier threads in the DDT

[PonceDeLeon]

i always thought that was the purpose of DDT

[sirdangolot5]

It's not serving it's purpose well enough

[PonceDeLeon]

Facepunchs DDT is way better, i'll give them that. BUT THAT ONLY. We're way better still

[sirdangolot5]

the oify, too

[PonceDeLeon]

Nah, oify is ours. Our oify doesn't have nasty porn all over. We
get nice 5* porn!

[sirdangolot5]

It's not like people browse OIFY for porn

[PonceDeLeon]

Yeah i mean who does tha-


Yeah, uhh your right

[DrTaxi]

Nah, oify is ours. Our oify doesn't have nasty porn all over. We
get nice 5* porn!

We did have rather nasty porn before the wipe.

[sirdangolot5]

Which wipe?

[PonceDeLeon]

We had porn in the oify?!

[DrTaxi]

The second one (which was done 1 day after the first one), in which all content was deleted.

[DrTaxi]

We had porn in the oify?!

Furry dickgirl porn and titties for gerontophiles.

[sirdangolot5]

"geronto?"

[DrTaxi]

You know, those who are into 80 year olds.

[sirdangolot5]

Oh yeah, I just remembered that Greek prefix thanks to you.

[PonceDeLeon]

ew, thats yucky.

[xpod1]

Furry dickgirl porn

Wrong, apparently Hyenas have a penis, the only content for that one thread was a fake.

[DrTaxi]

Since when is furry porn supposed to be anatomically correct?

[RedStar]

Since when is furry porn supposed to be anatomically correct?

You'd be surprised.

...Or so I've heard.

[sirdangolot5]

The "delete thread" button does nothing

at least not for me

[DrTaxi]

The "delete thread" button does nothing

at least not for me

Yeah I kind of disabled that to combat thread deletion

[xpod1]

Since when is furry porn supposed to be anatomically correct?

Probably when people start drawing hermaphrodite hyenas with two dicks.

edits
Which I have seen and will be glad to post.

[RedStar]

Probably when people start drawing hermaphrodite hyenas with two dicks.

edits
Which I have seen and will be glad to post.

make a fauna porn megathread in oify if you really want to

[sirdangolot5]

We need a lead moderator

[xpod1]

His name is NoxN

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/member.php?u=2

[sirdangolot5]

oh yeah

I don't know, I imagined him more like RayvenQ

edit: pff I know who noxn is

[HardyRetardy]

I suggest that the clickable are for the Chef image be expanded to fit the whole image.

[sirdangolot5]

area*

I was also thinking the same thing

[Ibutsu]

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/images/fkps/fakepunchexcellence_bottom.png
It's like that for a reason y'know.

[DrTaxi]

Ah well I could do that tomorrow I guess.

[xpod1]

Should I abandon hope for the server to be back up?
Like ever.

[sirdangolot5]

DrTaxi where did you get the hosting anyhow?

[Ithae]

I want a section for TV and Movies.

[TyrantT]

jokes & humor

[Ithae]

jokes & humor

That's not a bad idea in theory, but I predict that it would end very badly.

[TyrantT]

Why?

[xpod1]

racist joke
racist joke
racist joke
dead baby joke
clean joke
racist joke

[Ithae]

racist joke
racist joke
racist joke
dead baby joke
clean joke
racist joke

Indeed.

[PonceDeLeon]

OIFY-

wait

[DrTaxi]

Should I abandon hope for the server to be back up?
Like ever.

Yeah, I fail as an adminDrTaxi where did you get the hosting anyhow?

hostineuro.com. That 20€/month package.

[xpod1]

Fuck

[DrTaxi]

http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=894785

Why is theirs so much more popular? :(

[Ibutsu]

I hope they demod Perfumly and Greeman.

[PonceDeLeon]

Greeman was a shit idea to mod him.

[sirdangolot5]

fuck you guys Greeman is the best ever

[RedStar]

greeman is cool, you guys just don't ~get~ the oify

[sirdangolot5]

exactly

[Ibutsu]

What d'you think of Perfumly then?

[RedStar]

he's alright i guess

a bit pretentious though

[Ibutsu]

Oh, and it isn't the OIFY that I think Greeman's a bad mod for. Some of his bans just seem really dumb.
Lost the last bit of respect of respect for him with the 'i wanna ban all 4channers hurrrrrr' thread.

[sirdangolot5]

he's alright

EDIT: You mean the thread he got banned and demodded for?

"ATTN: 4Chan faggots. Get out or get banned"?

[Ibutsu]

Yes. Should have stayed demodded I believe.

[sirdangolot5]

he's a perfectly fine mod though

he got demodded for fucking around in the OIFY, and now he's no longer allowed to ban in the OIFY.

he's a good mod all in all.

[RedStar]

he don't take no bullSHIT

[Ibutsu]

I would like to retract my previous statements about Greeman.
I looked at his posts and he isn't as bad as I thought. I must have just seen the more negative side of him. :v:

http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/meinung/hitler_sorry.jpg

[sirdangolot5]

this is getting seriously weird

what the fuck man

[xpod1]

If Christian beliefs are true lol then Hitler is going to be sitting next to Jesus at the Grand Hall in Heaven.

[Ibutsu]

this is getting seriously weird

what the fuck man

I only do it for public image, I'm not really a Nazi.
I'm an atheist, I'm bisexual and I am actually a left-wing supporter.
I don't mind Jewish people, but... Israel GTFO out of Palestine.

Interestingly though, if we look back at the Roman occupation of Israel, my family is responsible for 'settling' a Jewish uprising. :downs:

[Ibutsu]

Add [img_thumb] tags.

shit no automerge

[HardyRetardy]

Add automerge.

[sirdangolot5]

I only do it for public image, I'm not really a Nazi.
I'm an atheist, I'm bisexual and I am actually a left-wing supporter.
I don't mind Jewish people, but... Israel GTFO out of Palestine.[/i]

Interestingly though, if we look back at the Roman occupation of Israel, my family is responsible for 'settling' a Jewish uprising. :downs:

gaybows

Also I wonder what the OIFY would think if they found out that you are a
GAY
FURRY
WHO GOES TO 4CHAN
I don't hate, but that's three strikes against you

[Ithae]

I only do it for public image, I'm not really a Nazi.
I'm an atheist, I'm bisexual and I am actually a left-wing supporter.
I don't mind Jewish people, but... Israel GTFO out of Palestine.

Interestingly though, if we look back at the Roman occupation of Israel, my family is responsible for 'settling' a Jewish uprising. :downs:

Thats a lot of personal info :) Bi-sexual? Cool.

[xpod1]

A server

[Ibutsu]

gaybows

Also I wonder what the OIFY would think if they found out that you are a
GAY
FURRY
WHO GOES TO 4CHAN
I don't hate, but that's three strikes against you

But I'm not gay or a furry? :v:
And I don't go on /b/.

[anton]

but you still go on 4chan

[xpod1]

Owned

[sirdangolot5]

Oh right it's xpod that's a furry
and let's be honest bisexual in this case is as good as gay; you like dicks man

[Ibutsu]

less than the opposite though :P
macho men are a major turn off

[RedStar]

less than the opposite though :P
macho men are a major turn off

macho macho man

[xpod1]

macho macho man

Fuck you it's stuck in my head now

[RedStar]

Fuck you it's stuck in my head now

http://www.callawayunitedway.com/Wrestling/Wrestl14.jpg

OH YEAAAH

[sirdangolot5]

Oh right it's xpod that's a furry
and let's be honest bisexual in this case is as good as gay; you like dicks man

(no offense)

[Parky]

my request is that you delete it

[sirdangolot5]

my request is that you delete it

Excellent post!

I would give this fine demonstration of satirical wit and writing ability two thumbs up. And I'm missing my left hand, so that's saying something!

[Ibutsu]

Parky should be burned alive.

[EndGame]

Excellent post!

I would give this fine demonstration of satirical wit and writing ability two thumbs up. And I'm missing my left hand, so that's saying something!

It looks like this young lad is missing his left hand but he still give the thumbs up with it. It sure is something!

[sirdangolot5]

what the fuck

my brother must not have logged out

i didn't post that

[HardyRetardy]

Apologies

[HardyRetardy]

On the bright side, I found my left hand. It was in Facepunch's OIFY.

http://thumb10.shutterstock.com.edgesuite.net/display_pic_with_logo/55168/55168,1220320000,1/stock-photo-fake-severed-hand-with-blood-16838851.jpg

[sirdangolot5]

wow that's even a left hand

you did better than valve did with the original L4D box art

[HardyRetardy]

Actually, I was just flipping a coin there, I made the first post before I found the image again.

[Suttles]

This thread is still alive and kicking. Awesome.

[Ibutsu]

Change the OIFY banner to a .gif
.(a)png doesn't work in WebKit.

[DrTaxi]

Change the OIFY banner to a .gif
.(a)png doesn't work in WebKit.

The OIFY banner is just HTML.

[Ibutsu]

Make it flicker in Chrome too then.

[Ithae]

Make it flicker in Chrome too then.

It doesn't really flicker, or look pretty.

[Ibutsu]

Add adverts so we can block them.

[HardyRetardy]

^Absolutely this.

[HardyRetardy]

What exactly is it about this forum that makes people sign up using first-and-last-name format usernames with no spaces and both words capitalized?

I mean, even I did it. Must be something in the water...

[DrTaxi]

What exactly is it about this forum that makes people sign up using first-and-last-name format usernames with no spaces and both words capitalized?

I mean, even I did it. Must be something in the water...

It magically attracts spammers.

[HardyRetardy]

That hurts. 3:

[DrTaxi]

That's what most of those people are though.
Want a name change?

[Chef Excellence]

wheres my admin

[HardyRetardy]

That's what most of those people are though.
Want a name change?

Well, I guess a space would be nice.


Is this server ever going to stop being about Chef Excellence ever again?

I kind of liked the Fakepunch theme. Could you at least make it a toggle-able option or something?

[HardyRetardy]

Or better yet, just give me a custom title that says:

(Arguably) Not A Spam Account

[Chef Excellence]

Well, I guess a space would be nice.


Is this server ever going to stop being about Chef Excellence ever again?

I kind of liked the Fakepunch theme. Could you at least make it a toggle-able option or something?

never

[Ithae]

I haven't posted on this page yet.

Can I have mod?

[xpod1]

Ask Daxxy.

[Ithae]

Ask Daxxy.

Nice 400th post.

[PonceDeLeon]

Nice 400th post.

Nice 293rd post.


Ask Daxxy

[HardyRetardy]

Even though my shiny new custom title makes me even more like 90% of the people using the board... somehow, it makes me feel special.

:3:

Okay, seriously, update that :3: to a standards-compliant http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/3.gif.

Granted, it may not be just like old times, but it's SO much better...

[HardyRetardy]

Smartness?

[Ithae]

Smartness?

I don't get a title? I'm one of the most active peeps on here. When I'm not posting, I'm lurking...

[RedStar]

Even though my shiny new custom title makes me even more like 90% of the people using the board... somehow, it makes me feel special.

:3:

Okay, seriously, update that :3: to a standards-compliant http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/3.gif.

Granted, it may not be just like old times, but it's SO much better...

or just use :3

text emoticons are not dead

[Ibutsu]

I don't get a title? I'm one of the most active peeps on here. When I'm not posting, I'm lurking...

But you are also more arguably a spam account than HardyRetardy.

[Chef Excellence]

Chef for admin 2010

[Chef Excellence]

Hillary for presedent 2012

[PonceDeLeon]

Roses are red, violets are not, compared to hilary clinton, you're pretty hot

[sirdangolot5]

I recommend that I get mod powers.

Seriously that would take one step out of the whole process where I tell someone else and then the person gets banned.

[PonceDeLeon]

That made no sense

[HardyRetardy]

Hey, Daxxy, you're missing a robots.txt (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robots.txt).

[sirdangolot5]

I don't know what you mean by missing, I don't see why he'd need one.

[DrTaxi]

Like these spambots care about that...

[Saza]

Why is my user profile editing not working, I can;t set my custom title.

[DrTaxi]

Why is my user profile editing not working, I can;t set my custom title.

Use the Mod CP.

[Ithae]

Can I haz mod powers?

[xpod1]

No.

[compwhizii]

Can I haz mod powers?

Dude you have to have so many posts to get mod


oh wait

[lexinator]

well it should be more like fp 07 also july 09 ftw

[HardyRetardy]

Disable searching! (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=926673)

[Ithae]

Please can I have mod?

[Killerjc]

make ithae suck your dick irl because he wants mod

[Chef Excellence]

no you dont need mod, i need mod

[Chef Excellence]

make ithae suck your dick irl because he wants mod

this

[DrTaxi]

Nah, not necessary, Ibutsu already vowed to give me a handjob anytime.

[Ibutsu]

Nah, not necessary, Ibutsu already vowed to give me a handjob anytime.

Technically I did, but I didn't say anything about finding you. You have to find me yourself.

[Chef Excellence]

Nah, not necessary, Ibutsu already vowed to give me a handjob anytime.

pssh who needs a handjob when you can get a










FOOTJOB FROM THE CHEF

[Killerjc]

what about a hair job

[RedStar]

what about a hair job

what the fuck this isn't avatar

[Chef Excellence]

what the fuck this isn't avatar

hahahahahahaha
the avatar sex cartoon

[theguydude]

I would like to have an "Nov 2007" under my name.

:colbert:

[theguydude]

I would also like smileys enabled :colbert:

[Zorgoth]

I would also like smileys enabled :colbert:

I too would like the smileys enabled

http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-wotwot.gif
(then I wouldn't have to link them from SA)

[RedStar]

I would also like smileys enabled :colbert:

They are dumbface :v:

[theguydude]

Well shit mang. http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-colbert.gif

Never would've thought of that

[xpod1]

Ha ha you're dumb.

[theguydude]

Hey there xpod, your e-penis seems to have gotten bigger due to you being a mod now.

How are things mister edgy?

[xpod1]

Ha ha you can't understand sarcasm

[xpod1]

Ha ha my family is going to be shot on a camping trip why god why do i have to fill out this fucking prophecy where I can see the fucking future



THIS WAS THE BEST 666TH POST EVER

[Chef Excellence]

#FFFFFF

[Mr Mustaine]

Smartness rating, please.

[ddsn]

Furry Forum

i like tight dog anus

[xpod1]

Social Groups retard

[ddsn]

ok luv u swety

[Dummkopf]

christian furre talk

[Serious]

Instaban, smartness, and strict as heck moderaters. Oh, and more grammar nazi's.

[†-Slash-†]

Instaban, smartness, and strict as heck moderaters. Oh, and more grammar nazi's.

None of us can ban, it sucks so much. :buddy:

Needs more ads everywhere to make it realistic

And automerge

[Ali Legend]

^ Facepunch has ads? I never knew. :AdBlock Pro:

[TH89]

I want a TH89 rage forum, and I can only access it and go all "WRGRGWWRGWRGWRWGRGWRGRG)" on it.

[idk1]

i wanna be specil

[PonceDeLeon]

no.

[Sgt. Napalm]

We need a Christian section so we can discuss the good news

[PonceDeLeon]

i request it be more active so i can moderate and shit

[DrTaxi]

I request more partially incomprehensible voicemails like this (http://fakepunchstudios.com/dump/fakepunchvoicemail.mp3)

[Sex Dwarf]

Ban anton
Ban idk1
Give me mod
then i will call you

[PonceDeLeon]

Ban anton
Ban idk1
Give me mod
then i will call you

no.

[idk1]

im hot

[PonceDeLeon]

hey fuck you

[anton]

demod poncedeleon

[PonceDeLeon]

i cant be demodded motherfucker

[Sex Dwarf]

now that the witch is dead, gimmie mod HUR.

[idk1]

now that the witch is dead, gimmie mod HUR.

hurp hurp im a witch

[robotman5]

add a chat room or something kkkkkkkk?

[userderth]

Add a chatroom like Robo said but for Mods + higher.

[robotman5]

Add a chatroom like Robo said but for Mods + higher.

yeah it would be cool just for mod's and admins to chat alone.

[idk1]

Add a chatroom like Robo said but for Mods + higher.

no

either make it for everyone or GIVE ME MOd