The Adventures of the Fakepunch Crew #1: Introductions

[RedStar]

CURRENTLY REBOOTING

[JPoid]

with glasses and skinny lol

[RedStar]

with glasses and skinny lol

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/ok.png

take note, this is what happens when you don't put a good enough description

[JPoid]

With glasses skinny and human with clothes on

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/room_edit2.png

Your name is JPOID. You are male and are at least ONE-EIGHTH HISPANIC. You have a penchant for the SEGA DREAMCAST. You were a PENCIL in a past life. Your most prized possesion is your poster of DEXTER HOLLAND of the band THE OFFSPRING. Your PILLOW is missing, along with your GLASSES. Your fingers are UNNATURALLY SHARP. You own a very-flatscreen COMPUTER MONITOR for your COMPUTER, which is so small, it fits in a drawer which is OFF SCREEN. What to do now?

[JPoid]

Go to the park.

[RedStar]

Okay! Off to the park we g- Oh god fucking damnit.

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/missing.png

Who the fuck did that? And when? You were just fucking staring at the wall a minute ago! Ugh. Whoever did this stole your pillow and your glasses too. You're sure of it.

What do?

[DrTaxi]

Punch yourself because you are the only person who could have done that.

[JPoid]

Open the door with brick wallpaper and go to the park.

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/dumb.png

No one must ever know about this.

[DrTaxi]

Oh so only JPoid decides what to do? D:

[PonceDeLeon]

Thats unfair; make 2 more adventures for me and Taxi!

[JPoid]

You guys can decide too now.

[RedStar]

Well if you guys put it that way, i'll make a adventure about me and you guys can decide

EDIT: Continuing this one too of course.

EDIT2: Or we could group together in this one but jpoid would stay the lead character

^ Yeah let's do this, send in your descriptions

also new content:

On the way to the park, your mp3 player starts distorting it's audio output and playing backwards guitar riffs. This being a regular occurance where you and your buddies live, you ready yourself for combat.

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/battle_slender1.png

Fookin' Slenderites, man.

[JPoid]

Use Shoop Da Woop.

[JPoid]

Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.

[RedStar]

Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.

Yeah that's what i was gonna roll with anyways

[JPoid]

Use my really fucking sharp claws to rip him apart.

[sirdangolot5]

^yes

oh hey you're online

[PonceDeLeon]

do "a wild snorlax appears!" scene with JPOID killing it turn-base style.

[sirdangolot5]

God damn

where the fuck is RedStar?

[PonceDeLeon]

Offline;apparently

[sirdangolot5]

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/natural.png

[PonceDeLeon]

is that JPOID!?

[sirdangolot5]

I guess so

[PonceDeLeon]

Man, JPOID i imagined differently.

[sirdangolot5]

I drew him the same way RedStar did

[PonceDeLeon]

I wasnt saying anything bad about your painting, i mean your like a picasso.

[JPoid]

I drew him the same way RedStar did

Except not as well.

[RedStar]

oh hey guys sup

apparently i violated my interbutts terms of service, so i had to get that shit cleared up

3 DAYS

Except not as well.

hey that's actually pretty damn good

it's proportions are way better; if you haven't noticed, body parts keep getting bigger/smaller etc. etc. (basically i suck ass at keeping things the same size)

also it's not going to be made in mspaint anymore, but they're still gonna be all sharp looking (except for certain effects)

disregard all that shit, making these in photoshop is a fucking pain, but i'll still touch 'em up in ps after all the drawing's done.

EDIT:

CRITICAL HIT!

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/afterbattle.png

God damn that's a lot of blood. You severed one of his main arteries, effective killing him with one swipe. Damn good. Now, off to the park, where you shall meet your friends.

:siren: ALERT: NEW CHARACTERS INBOUND; DESCRIPTIONS NEEDED :siren:

[sirdangolot5]

Sirdangolot5: Draws pictures in MSPaint with a laptop trackpad

[RedStar]

Descriptions need to be as well as my Jpoid description up there. If you don't give me one I'll make it up (also like the Jpoid one up there)

CONTENT N' SHIT:

Meanwhile, in another part of the city...

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"Sigh. Another rainy day. It almost always rains in this part of town, except for when it's cold enough. Then it snows. No difference to me."

That person right there is your boss and "father." He was the one that raised you as well as you are today. Not letting you get spoiled, even though he is the heir of the Lay-Lo Building Company, responsible for the creation of all the buildings in this town, therefore raking in MILLIONS of dollars. But there was another reason too: he is always protective. Of course you've never really questioned why; you've seen the dank little slums that surround the Lay-Lo skyscraper. But you've always wondered if the rest of the world is like this? It can't possibly be. You've seen pictures, pictures of green plains, pictures of majestic cities.

Pictures of other people that don't look like you.

Just like your father.

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Your name is MARNIE VARKHUND. You are 4 YEARS OLD (technically), although through ways and means and millions of dollars, you have the mind of a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL. You obviously AREN'T HUMAN. You have never left the LAYLO SKYSCRAPER in your 4 years of life. Your father (and boss) is EDWARD VARKHUND. He is 17 YEARS OLD (really). He is A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE. He has a SHORT TEMPER. He really loves WOLVES for some reason.

"Fathe-"

"You're at work, Marnie. Refer to me by name."

"Sorry, fath- Edward."

"Okay, Marnie. What have you got?"

"Um, you know that kid you told us to watch?"

"Ah, yes. Did anyone cover his door with brick wallpaper?"

"Yes, and we caught it on tape. The ad department is already making it into a hilarious Super Bowl ad."

"Haha, yes. Anything else?"

"He's left his house to meet his friends at the park in the other side of town.

"Yes. He shall lead us to the entire group. Good work, Marnie. Thanks."

"Um, Edward?"

"Yes?"

"Why do I look so... different from everyone?"

Edward's spine straightened.

"That is for another day."

Well that's fucking disappointing. All this lackey work and he doesn't even want to tell you why you don't look like a normal fucking human being.

[Editor's note: THREE GUESSES TO WHO EDWARD IS AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT]

[RedStar]

Here's a hint: short form of Edward

[sirdangolot5]

I was kind of hoping you'd take my description and run with it

resulting in something like JPoid the pencil

[RedStar]

I was kind of hoping you'd take my description and run with it

resulting in something like JPoid the pencil

Okay, if you want that done then say so, I ain't psychic.

I'm also trying to build some story right now.

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/dangosroom_edit2.png

Your name is AMARU HAYES, better known by your nickname SIR DANGOLOT. You are AFRICAN-AMERICAN (obviously). You have interests in UNDERGROUND HIP HOP and DRAWING STUFF, especially with your MOUSE TRACKPAD. You are skilled in MAKING MUSIC, wielding NUNCHAKU, and PLAYING SAINTS ROW 2.

You are late for your meet up with the gang at your park. You should probably take your PRETTY NICE BMX BIKE.

[sirdangolot5]

oh my god how did you guess I have a usb keyboard

anyhow drive PRETTY NICE BMX BIKE through WINDOW.

[PonceDeLeon]

Saints Row 2 eh?

[RedStar]

Saints Row 2 eh?

damn right nigga (no offense dangolot)

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/woo.png

god DAMN

(in other news, i can't draw bikes)

[JPoid]

Really awesome bike somehow teleports next to me.

[RedStar]

ok so bad news

my dog pissed in my router about 4 days ago and i have to wait until monday or so to get a new one

until then i have to hole up in my kitchen to do some grand theft wireless internet (his fault for not having it passworded)

there's no where to put a mouse in here so yeah

good news: by then I should have my tablet so maybe it can look nicer, even if just by a little bit

peace

[Ithae]

ok so bad news

my dog pissed in my router about 4 days ago and i have to wait until monday or so to get a new one

until then i have to hole up in my kitchen to do some grand theft wireless internet (his fault for not having it passworded)

there's no where to put a mouse in here so yeah

good news: by then I should have my tablet so maybe it can look nicer, even if just by a little bit

peace

When you get a new one, can I be in it to?! Or do you have to be a mod?

[DrTaxi]

He's probably gonna say you need to be mod now that you've given him the idea.

[Ithae]

He's probably gonna say you need to be mod now that you've given him the idea.

D= DrTaxi did you create this site? If so, why are you a blue?

[DrTaxi]

Garry is blue as well. That's why.
My name, unlike yours, is bold.
(Well in posts all names are bold but not in userlists)

[Ithae]

Garry is blue as well. That's why.
My name, unlike yours, is bold.
(Well in posts all names are bold but not in userlists)

Ya I saw that. But why not Purple or Red?

[DrTaxi]

Ask garry, not me.

[DrTaxi]

Besides, I don't want to seem like a gigantic showoff.

[PonceDeLeon]

Haha that sucks hardcore. Your dog pissed in your router.

"Stop LOOKING AT PORN AT NIGHT!"

[Ithae]

Haha that sucks hardcore. Your dog pissed in your router.

"Stop LOOKING AT PORN AT NIGHT!"

And your wondering where the smartness is? Not with you obviously.

[PonceDeLeon]

What is this i dont even


I don't get your post. I had proper grammar in that post, thank you.

[Ithae]

I use proper English, most of the time...

[PonceDeLeon]

Whats english?

you raff you roose

[Ithae]

Whats english?

you raff you roose

Ralph pls go.
(User was banned for this post ("Meme shit" by PonceDeLeon))

[xpod1]

Ithae stop posting goddamnit

[Ithae]

Ithae stop posting goddamnit

Why?

[PonceDeLeon]

1.Go to User Ithae's profile
2. Observe post per day.
3. ???
4. Profit

[Ithae]

1.Go to User Ithae's profile
2. Observe post per day.
3. ???
4. Profit

I like profit... and my post per day count. By Tuesday, I'll have the most post on fakepunch!

[sirdangolot5]

lolbend

[RedStar]

UPDATE cause i'm bored as fcuk

-BEGIN-UPDATE--------------------------------------

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/bike.png

Oh look! Dango's bike transported next to you. That's cool.

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/nobike.png

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/thud.png

I guess the transition to Windows 7 was...

:cool:

tougher than expected.

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JPOID: Realize you don't have a mustache.

"All right. I can take care of that though."

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/chuff.png

Good as new.

-END-UPDATE----------------------------------------

Haha that sucks hardcore. Your dog pissed in your router.

"Stop LOOKING AT PORN AT NIGHT!"

Hey I look at porn during the day too

[RedStar]

hey you guys

i got my internet back yesterday, and my tablet 2 days ago, so who should i draw next

[sirdangolot5]

I don't know

why are we in the park anyhow I don't remember

(also it appears someone's uploaded some kind of script)

[HardyRetardy]

Ithae.

Ithae is the bad guy, he spoils everyone's afternoons from his secret command center filled with keyboards and monitors. 90% of them are on this website.

[RedStar]

Ithae.

Ithae is the bad guy, he spoils everyone's afternoons from his secret command center filled with keyboards and monitors. 90% of them are on this website.

thought i made it clear that ambassaEDWARD VARKHUND is the bad guy.

but eh

think i'm gonna make ithae the guy who always gets blamed, used as bait for the enemy

you know, the chew toy (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TheChewToy)

[HardyRetardy]

TvTropes was like a straight week out of my last summer vacation.

[RedStar]

TvTropes was like a straight week out of my last summer vacation.

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/tvtropestime.jpg

[sirdangolot5]

I thought the name was butt monkey

I don't know, it's been a while

[RedStar]

I thought the name was butt monkey

I don't know, it's been a while

yeah that's right, chew toy is just for the "always gets hurt for laffs" character

yeah ithae will be the butt monkey

[sirdangolot5]

okay go with that

[xpod1]

I just opened 3 tabs in 2 minutes fuck yooouuuuuuu

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/waiting.png

"Shit man," said Fille. "Where the hell is everybody?"

"I dunno," replied Red. "Last time I talked to Dango he was still playing Saints Row 2."

"Saints Row 2? Shit man." chuckled Fille. "What's wrong with San Andreas?"

Red glanced at his watch. "Man, I don't even think he owns--"

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/ithy.png

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I don't even know why there are word balloons in the second pic

keep colorless style y/n?

[RedStar]

I just opened 3 tabs in 2 minutes fuck yooouuuuuuu

wat

[xpod1]

tvtropes, now it's 6

[RedStar]

tvtropes, now it's 6

tv tropes will ruin your life (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TVTropesWillRuinYourLife)

[xpod1]

ha ha I aready read that but now I have to open it again FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FFFFFFFFFF

[Ithae]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/tvtropestime.jpg

Taken from facepunch... I think. Just sayin'... I think.

[RedStar]

Taken from facepunch... I think. Just sayin'... I think.

taken from tvtropes more like it

[sirdangolot5]

I like the style

I don't like that I'm not in it

edit: draw a cool enough picture of amaru and it becomes my avatar

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/sss.png?

[sirdangolot5]

I was thinking just one from the comics and I'd use it

I'll probably end up doing that anyhow

yes

[Ithae]

Can you put me in the comic? I want to be a bumbling idiot who ends up saving the hero is redicilous ways.

[RedStar]

Can you put me in the comic? I want to be a bumbling idiot who ends up saving the hero is redicilous ways.

bumbling idiot, maybe.

saving the hero in ridiculous ways, i dunno.

because there is more than one hero

I was thinking just one from the comics and I'd use it

I'll probably end up doing that anyhow

yes

i have trouble making it look cool in 80x80

maybe i can make a large pic and you can resize it using your witchcraft

[TyrantT]

i'm writing a book called hero chronicles

[sirdangolot5]

cool

[fille87]

Can you put me in the comic? I want to be a bumbling idiot who ends up saving the hero is redicilous ways.

no you can't, i'm the only one who is cool enough

[Ithae]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/waiting.png

"Shit man," said Fille. "Where the hell is everybody?"

"I dunno," replied Red. "Last time I talked to Dango he was still playing Saints Row 2."

"Saints Row 2? Shit man." chuckled Fille. "What's wrong with San Andreas?"

Red glanced at his watch. "Man, I don't even think he owns--"

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/ithy.png

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I don't even know why there are word balloons in the second pic

keep colorless style y/n?

Yes I AM IN THE COMIC!

[sirdangolot5]

you quoted the entire post just to say that?

[Ithae]

you quoted the entire post just to say that?

Yes. Sorry, I forgot about that.

[fille87]

Yes I AM IN THE COMIC!

not really you're just mentioned in it

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/xpoid.png

"S'up guys."

"Hey, X! What's up, man? Where's Ithae, we heard hi-"

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/ithy2.png

"Hey guys! Sorry for my tardiness! I was lost in the forest! X helped me out!"

X: "Uh, hey, Ithae."

Fille: *sigh*

[sirdangolot5]

fuck yeah

content

[TyrantT]

Any1 wanna be in my book?

[Ithae]

Any1 wanna be in my book?

I will.

[xpod1]

AM I missing something, who is X?

[RedStar]

AM I missing something, who is X?

you

EDIT: shirt reads shenanigans and everything

[xpod1]

You need to work on your pixel writing bro

[sirdangolot5]

also what the hell is going on everyones just talking in a blue void

:(

[DrTaxi]

I propose we restart this thread.

[sirdangolot5]

the story stopped making sense

[RedStar]

also what the hell is going on everyones just talking in a blue void

:(

it's part of the new style, it's the park

the story stopped making sense

the story hasn't moved at all since i got back

[RedStar]

but fine whatever i hated the new style anyway

and i got big plans for the story. trust me. just need to introduce DrTaxi and Dummkopf and we're good to go.

-content-

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/dramatic.png

Without your bike, you have no way to get to the park. It would take a long amount of time to run there.

There is one option however.

You could steal your bro's bike.

But he would never let you live it down. You really don't want to deal with-

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/dramatic2.png

Huh. I guess you don't care right now.

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/ff.png

A BUNCH OF BORING STUFF HAPPENS

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"Hey Taxi. What took you so long?"

"Dummkopf over here got a stroke of luck and took longer than expected playing Double Dargon."

"Hey don't blame me. I thought I was finally going to kill that boss."

"Whatever. Hey where's Ibutsu?"

"Conveniently offscreen. Now let's go."

[RedStar]

taxi- orange shirt, no arms
dummkopf - fancy hat and jacket

[sirdangolot5]

taxi should speak occassional german

[RedStar]

taxi should speak occassional german

well you could say that he didn't call dummkopf by his nickname and actually called him a dummkopf

but yeah some foreign characters well definitely say stuff in their own language

[DrTaxi]

I'm not the only German on here actually.
Just the only semi-active one (I think)

[Ibutsu]

I laughed so hard at Ithae's bit. Also, <3 for the mention.

[xpod1]

Cool trilby bro


And I like ho I have paler skin than everyone

[RedStar]

Cool trilby bro

trilby's r cool

[RedStar]

And I like ho I have paler skin than everyone

that's me actually, you have the same skin tone as Fille and all the other white people

yay laziness

[HardyRetardy]

god


DAMN

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/GOSHDANG.jpg

[RedStar]

god


DAMN

http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/GOSHDANG.jpg

what

[HardyRetardy]

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/showpost.php?p=65476&postcount=40

[xpod1]

I thought you were referencing the old
god

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN

[RedStar]

I thought you were referencing the old
god

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMNNNN

i did when i made the frame, so

[RedStar]

update maybe soon maybe

EDIT:

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/poncenibuts.png

Ibutsu: Alright, Ponce, J, and I are here, what were you so spastic about, Fille?

Fille: Alright, since everyone is here, I need to tell you about Eddie Varkhund.

Taxi: What? I thought you severed ties with him years ago.

Fille: I know, I know... But something about him and his company has been brought to my attention.

[RedStar]

you gotta have blue hair

[Ibutsu]

Heh.

Am I the one on the right? :v:

If so, I appear to be the tallest, but I'm also most likely one of the youngest (and smallest) here IRL.

[fille87]

who am I

[RedStar]

who am I

offscreen, you are the guy with the hetdergen hat

[fille87]

offscreen is the place to be

[sirdangolot5]

the one on the right is jpoid

[Ibutsu]

which one am I then..?
blue hair?

[RedStar]

which one am I then..?
blue hair?

yes

[Ibutsu]

then coooooooooooool

[PonceDeLeon]

Which one am i? :downs:

[RedStar]

Which one am i? :downs:

the one in the newest pic that's not ibutsu or jpoid obviously

does jpoid even visit here anymore?

[xpod1]

Maybe I should make a comprehensive Coloured Guide to WHO IS WHO

[xpod1]

BUT I NEED REDSTAR TO DRAW US ALL IN COLOURS AND WELL HE CAN DO IT

[RedStar]

Seriously it's not that hard to tell who is who

[fille87]

Yes it is

[sirdangolot5]

Well if that's not JPoid it looks exactly like JPoid

[RedStar]

Well if that's not JPoid it looks exactly like JPoid

it is jpoid

[JPoid]

Rave Break happens.

[Machk]

No one knows who I am. I feel so loved...

[xpod1]

Well you look like Isaac Rosenburg so go wit dat.
HI IBUTSU ITS MY BIRTHDAY.

[RedStar]

the sheer amount of characters is why i haven't updated it in so long

if anything, i'd drop a few

[JPoid]

Drop all of them except me, sirdangolot, and xpod.

[DrTaxi]

And a surprise character, please.

[RedStar]

Drop all of them except me, sirdangolot, and xpod.

And fille because he's a story character

[JPoid]

Then after that, rave break.