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sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 01:48 AM
The OIFY

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/images/icons/shitpost.gif

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What is it?

Probably the most famous of the "secret" forums, the OIFY was created by Garry in 2005 for God knows what reason. Over the years, it's gone through many stages, but ever since being hidden and then abandoned and then reopened and hidden again, it's viewership is far down. Most "old" OIFYers (actually usually from no earlier than '07) frequently complain about the quality of the forum, and Facepunch in general.

So What's the Deal?

Generally speaking, if you notice a poorly punctuated or spelled post in General Discussion, made by a user who's been around since 2007, if the post contains the word "hoLLa" or "~FUCK~", OR if the user's avatar contains the words "Bape," "Doug," "OIFY," "Asher Roth" or "Voland," the user is likely an OIFYer.

After a while, spotting users of the OIFY becomes a matter of intuition, as their posts outside of their own forum all have a characteristic feel to them, that's intended to create dramatic and literary irony, which is their favorite brand of humor. The majority of Facepunch has yet to catch on to their game.

FUN FACTS: The letters "OIFY" don't officially stand for anything. Some people will tell you that it stands for "Out It Find You'll" but OIFYers will almost always dispute this, including Greeman and other members of the CCOF.

There also exists a Fakepunch version of the OIFY, but I'm fairly certain that you all know everything there is to know about it, and can agree that it's nothing all that special.

Also, most OIFYers are a fan of this image: http://www.lakebethany.com/family/unicycle-frog.gif

FORUMIDS PLEASE?!?

http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=56
http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=17

#2. The Goldmember Forum
http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/10bux.gif

What is it?

The Goldmember forum is obviously well-known -- half the users of Facepunch can now view it - but it has consistently tormented the individuals who cannot access it ever since Garry did away with the option to purchase Gold Member (in the infamous Monkey_123 incident). Many things have been said about the Gold Member's Forum (or Gold Member Crack Lounge), including that CP and Warez are allowed inside, since Google does not index its contents. Screengrabs from the forum, however, are few and far between, and very precious few give us much information about it.

So What's the Deal?

Gold Membership recently ballooned when Garry changed the requirements for Gold Membership to a mere 2 years and 2,000 posts. When asked about it, Garry stated that the Gold Membership was never supposed to be as big a deal as it was anyhow, and the change brought the number of gold members closer to where he wanted it. Nevertheless, there was no denying that this was a huge change: It brought the number of active golds from under 100 to somewhere in the low four figures. Reactions varied greatly. Here are a few of the most widely held:

Blue Members:http://net4baby.com/baby/images/stories/main/crying_baby.jpg
New Golds:http://vgmetal.com/imagesNEW/M.gif
Old Golds:http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll243/davidispikachu/RageFace.png
OIFYers: http://www.lakebethany.com/family/unicycle-frog.gif

FORUM IDS PLEASE K THANKS GOODBYE?!?


http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/f...splay.php?f=10
http://forums.facepunchstudios.com/f...splay.php?f=46
These are both supposed facepunch GMFs. Reports vary.
http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=24

The Endgame Forum

http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=11478&dateline=1254315447

What is it?

The once password-protected forum that was the solution to the modteam riddle. I really don't know much about this, other than the fact that the password was somehow leaked to CCOF (oh, I didn't tell you about them? They're the cool cats of facepunch- an OIFY-based steamgroup that hangs out in group chat a lot) and as a result the forum became a bit of a second OIFY. However, most OIFYers much prefer to post in the actual OIFY rather than in the Endgame forum, so once the possibility of Bape (an OIFYer) getting moderator there went out the window, most of them left and never looked back.

So What's the Deal?

Not much goes down there anymore, although this (http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=669892) is a pretty cool thread I guess.

FORUM ID MAN?!?!?!

http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26

What cosmic duck thinks

Stealing threads is evil and you should burn in hell for this Sirdangolot


SUPER-COOL SECRET FORUM RECAP FOR LAZY PEOPLE

FACEPUNCH FORUMS:
OIFY:http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=56
ENDGAME:http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=26
GOLD:http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=10
GOLD:http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=46

FAKEPUNCH FORUMS:
OIFY:http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=16
GOLD:http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=24

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 01:57 AM
Oh my, it turns out Facepunch forumid 10 is definitely not the Gold Member forum.

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 02:23 AM
the forumid for the oify on fakepunch was to RC.

i see what you did there

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 02:24 AM
Was it?

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 02:26 AM
Yeah. i thought you did that on purpose. I thought it was funny haha

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 02:29 AM
Well yeah.

Also this just in

It's been confirmed that the RC is forum 17 on facepunch

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 02:32 AM
Grats. Here have a informative


nevermind..

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 02:35 AM
So, what are forums 18-23? One has to be the mod forum.
That leaves 5 unknown forums.

16=OIFY
17=RC
18=?!?
19=!?!
20=?!?
21=!?!
22=?!?
23=!?!
24=GMF

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 02:36 AM
The forums like GD and Fast threads?

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 02:57 AM
Nope, they are from 7-15

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 02:57 AM
nope.

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:02 AM
yeah they are

7=GD
8=VG
9=GiP
10=FT
11=Videos
12=CC
13=Photoshop
14=News
15=DDT

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 03:04 AM
IS that what you spent 15 minutes on instead of posting? haha

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:05 AM
Naw

I spent 15 minutes on that picture of jpoid

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 03:07 AM
Oh. lol i take back my post back there then

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:16 AM
oh cool redstar is viewing

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 03:18 AM
Fuck yeah this thread is special now.

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:20 AM
hey are you "npontz"

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 03:20 AM
No, "papercut" is who i am

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:22 AM
oh wow

steam just added some guy named "npontz" to my friends list because I searched poncedeleon

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 03:23 AM
nice. you know Xanatos from youtube and the Janus Syndicate?

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:23 AM
wow, I searched papercut and it added
"x_brendashoo_x"

PonceDeLeon
01-23-2010, 03:24 AM
who the fuck and what the fuck does that even mean?

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 03:24 AM
god knows

robotman5
01-23-2010, 04:57 AM
i was wondering the same thing

fille87
01-23-2010, 10:21 AM
It's me

Ibutsu
01-23-2010, 11:16 AM
Cool thread. <3s for you.

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 02:21 PM
hey ibutsu I don't mean to be a jerk but didn't you use to post in the OIFY?

and didn't they all kick you out?

DrTaxi
01-23-2010, 02:55 PM
So, what are forums 18-23? One has to be the mod forum.
That leaves 5 unknown forums.

16=OIFY
17=RC
18=?!?
19=!?!
20=?!?
21=!?!
22=?!?
23=!?!
24=GMF

Game Servers section. Now useless since I'm a shitty game server admin and running one seems pointless to me.

Ibutsu
01-23-2010, 03:47 PM
hey ibutsu I don't mean to be a jerk but didn't you use to post in the OIFY?

and didn't they all kick you out?

Yeah, they made a callout about me.
Didn't kick me out though, I just got bored of it.

DrTaxi
01-23-2010, 03:57 PM
Yeah, they made a callout about me.
Didn't kick me out though, I just got bored of it.

That's pretty much kicking you out.

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 04:28 PM
hey DrTaxi can I get GM if I mail you Empire: Total War?

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 04:42 PM
damn it robotman just stole my avatar idea
I was gonna use it if I got GM

fille87
01-23-2010, 05:04 PM
hey DrTaxi can I get GM if I mail you Empire: Total War?

I'll tell him to give you GM if you send it to me

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 05:07 PM
:downs:

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 05:48 PM
I also have Black and White 2, Command and Conquer 4, and a couple of Black and White expansions lying around that I don't need/want

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 06:29 PM
Update: I just did some snooping and found some more forums!
Fakepunch 21= Maps
Fakepunch 22= "#1- Unknown Custom Maps"
Fakepunch 6= "Game Servers"
Fakepunch 18= "Moderators"

That's right I found the mod forum!

fille87
01-23-2010, 06:37 PM
Fakepunch 18= "Moderators"


No, there is no moderator forum

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 06:37 PM
Try going to it
PROOF:
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh120/sirdangolot5/proof.png

This just in, "moderators" is not actually accessible to moderators, along with forums 19-23

Ibutsu
01-23-2010, 07:46 PM
What the Christ?

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 07:55 PM
It's the secretest forum yet!

RedStar
01-23-2010, 08:03 PM
super secret secret squirrel

DrTaxi
01-23-2010, 08:37 PM
It's actually admin only.

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 08:50 PM
I thought I already said that

Tu154M
01-23-2010, 09:47 PM
informative as fuck.

Ibutsu
01-23-2010, 09:50 PM
Voted Fakepunch...

Darth-veger
01-23-2010, 10:23 PM
all of them

sirdangolot5
01-23-2010, 11:58 PM
informative as fuck.

Why thank you

I'm almost considering posting this to Facepunch

Tu154M
02-01-2010, 04:32 PM
Why thank you

I'm almost considering posting this to Facepunch

You should.

Rate late gogogo

PonceDeLeon
02-03-2010, 01:15 AM
I never saw the point/funny in OIFY...anyone care to explain?

sirdangolot5
02-03-2010, 01:23 AM
hezzy actually

informative as fuck


are you certain?

PonceDeLeon
02-03-2010, 01:24 AM
Damn it mm3guy, everytime you post i literally stand up and put my head upside down to read your post!

sirdangolot5
02-03-2010, 01:24 AM
java must be disabled on my computer or something; i can't see it

Ibutsu
02-03-2010, 04:24 PM
Damn it mm3guy, everytime you post i literally stand up and put my head upside down to read your post!

You are not alone.

sirdangolot5
02-03-2010, 05:07 PM
java must be disabled on my computer or something; i can't see it

it's working now

sirdangolot5
02-03-2010, 11:17 PM
what the christ it stopped working

Suttles
02-21-2010, 01:19 PM
fffffffffffffff

Suttles
02-21-2010, 01:20 PM
Informative.

Dummkopf
03-08-2010, 09:45 PM
Rated Magical.

RedStar
03-08-2010, 10:11 PM
Rated Magical.

Rated Mandelbrot.

Ibutsu
03-09-2010, 07:38 AM
Rated Magical.

Where've you been!?

Dummkopf
03-09-2010, 06:21 PM
Where've you been!?
In my secret lair.

With Onyxia.

Ibutsu
03-09-2010, 06:32 PM
Your girlfriend's hot.

http://pewpewlazerz.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/30418onyxia1.jpg

RedStar
03-09-2010, 06:41 PM
Your girlfriend's hot.

http://pewpewlazerz.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/30418onyxia1.jpg

I'd hit it, yo.

Dummkopf
03-09-2010, 06:42 PM
Your girlfriend's hot.

http://pewpewlazerz.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/30418onyxia1.jpg
Totally.

Dummkopf
03-09-2010, 06:48 PM
Dragons are hot bro.

fille87
03-09-2010, 09:18 PM
http://www.lhuna.com/asc/mc/ragnaros.jpg

Hotter

Ithae
03-10-2010, 01:53 AM
http://www.lhuna.com/asc/mc/ragnaros.jpg

Hotter

Zing

Ibutsu
03-10-2010, 07:33 AM
All this hotness is telling me I should finish reinstalling/updating WoW.

fille87
03-10-2010, 10:36 AM
Frostwhisper EU

Ibutsu
03-10-2010, 04:01 PM
Would like to, but I've already sent £30 on character transfers. I don't plan on migrating anymore. Anyways, I <3 my guild.

Dummkopf
03-10-2010, 05:14 PM
I'm going to fucking kill you if you touch Onyxia.

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/image.php?u=178&dateline=1263563313
Word.

DrTaxi
03-10-2010, 05:18 PM
There's quite a few people in that photo who seem to have touched, or been touched by, Onyxia.

Dummkopf
03-10-2010, 05:28 PM
Brb getting a shotgun.

fille87
03-10-2010, 07:19 PM
Would like to, but I've already sent £30 on character transfers. I don't plan on migrating anymore. Anyways, I <3 my guild.

lol character transfers

Darth-veger
03-18-2010, 01:11 PM
hurr derp blue member :downs:

(User was banned for this post ("shitposting and bumping" - xpod1))

HardyRetardy
03-18-2010, 03:51 PM
That seemed... kind of harsh.

Anyways, what happened to like, most of the threads?

Ibutsu
03-18-2010, 08:25 PM
xpod, you're too banhappy

Also, retardy, wassup? Get adam to give you my msn or somethin'.

xpod1
03-18-2010, 09:02 PM
Whatever nazi

Ibutsu
03-18-2010, 09:15 PM
Or so I'd have you think...

xpod1
03-18-2010, 09:31 PM
http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/image.php?u=110&dateline=1266180369

Sex hat keine Macht.

http://imgkk.com/i/lYf5L-.png

xpod1
03-18-2010, 09:31 PM
You're a Nazi

Ibutsu
03-18-2010, 09:43 PM
'Sex hat keine Macht' means 'Sex has no power'.

sirdangolot5
03-25-2010, 11:02 AM
xpod, you're too banhappy

Also, retardy, wassup? Get adam to give you my msn or somethin'.

I would but he doesn't have one

Dummkopf
03-25-2010, 04:32 PM
Yeah whatever.

Sgt. Napalm
03-26-2010, 04:19 AM
http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=151

Ithae
03-26-2010, 09:42 AM
http://www.facepunch.com/forumdisplay.php?f=151

Who are you?

How is the OIFY a "Super-Creepy Unexplained Forum"?

xpod1
03-26-2010, 10:30 PM
Been looking for those.