Adventures of Fakepunch

[RedStar]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Taxi: We're going to have to shut down Edward Varkhund's business. We need a plan.

Red: Remind me why you guys have to shut down a multimillion dollar orginization?

Taxi: If we don't, he's going to shut us down, and use our building for his personal armies. Plus he's plain evil. Now, we need a plan.

Fille: I got it. How about we kidnap his--

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/nataz.png

Nathaz: I have a plan, desu! Let's forget about the whole thing and watch anime, des-GACK

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/dangoandhardy.png

Demaja (Hardy): Bro, you gotta change your temper. And clean that off before you give it back to me. Damn.

[xpod1]

Yes.

[xpod1]

And I assume you're the one with red hair.

[DrTaxi]

oh my

[Ithae]

Where am I? Make me a super hero who looks at dicks.

[RedStar]

And I assume you're the one with red hair.

color-coding is dumb, that's daxxy/taxi/whatever. i'm the poorly drawn pale one.

[Ibutsu]

I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.

[Chef Excellence]

I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.

if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun

[DrTaxi]

if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun

Christmas party? Isn't that a little... late?

[fille87]

Christmas is never over

[tyman 41]

You wish

[Chef Excellence]

You wish

suck my cakes

[RedStar]

I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.

why you make fun of me :<

also that comes later

e: girl versions of fille, dango, and xpod: gay or no?

[DrTaxi]

It's only gay if they're trannies.

[Ibutsu]

why you make fun of me :<

also that comes later


This sounds like it's going to be a very interesting story.

[xpod1]

and xpod: gay or no?

What.
If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.

[Ithae]

Why is everyone balck?

Yes, balck.

[RedStar]

What.
If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.

waht

[RedStar]

Taxi: We still need a plan.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/ibuts-n-ithy.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened?

Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did!

http://filesmelt.com/dl/xoprdasfshadtgfzd.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Xpod: I still say it was you!

Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fillesplan.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.

[Ibutsu]

Yay. <3 Love Ithae's wings and xpod's ears. :3

[JPoid]

Who am I

[JPoid]

where
http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/room_edit2.png
Am I I want to be in here too

[RedStar]

hold the f on

[xpod1]

Let the story move on more fool.

[Ithae]

Taxi: We still need a plan.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/ibuts-n-ithy.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened?

Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did!

http://filesmelt.com/dl/xoprdasfshadtgfzd.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Xpod: I still say it was you!

Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fillesplan.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.

That was epic. Continue. xpod1 is still very rude.

Brought a smile to my face :)

[Ithae]

http://pizzabytheslice.com/downloads/santa-reindeer-color-book-page.gif

Color it in.

[sirdangolot5]

man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore

[RedStar]

man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore

kidnappings and ithae telling me to color shit

also actually interactive parts

soon

now

[RedStar]

http://img.loldepot.com/409c5edb0fe129cb892c.png

Taxi: Well since Fille's plan is the only one, well, actually suggested, I say we get ready.

http://img.loldepot.com/b7bbc167a701e91b7395.png

Taxi: After all, how hard is it to kidnap a 16-year-old girl?

http://img.loldepot.com/6a694e8ff65496af7c83.png

You are now Marnie Varkhund.

After weeks searching for clues, you have no leads and have become frustrated. What to do?

A) Search some more.
B) Ask yourself "Why are you smoking?"
C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds.
D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.

[DrTaxi]

Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right?

Anyway, B)

[Ibutsu]

D with pics. :q:

... for xpod

[xpod1]

I see what you are trying and no shenanigans.

[xpod1]

5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.

What did you do Daxxy

TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.

[RedStar]

Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right?

Anyway, B)

Continuation of the old story. She's trying to find out why she can't leave her father's building.

5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.

What did you do Daxxy

TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.

it was option that if selected, would tell the fact that Marnie does not know what a furry is, and thinks she is a normal person.

D with pics. :q:

... for xpod

oh dear walked straight into that one didn't i

[xpod1]

it was option that if selected, would tell the fact that Marnie does not know what a furry is, and thinks she is a normal person.
I would have chosen that

[xpod1]

Go for B by the ways

[DrTaxi]

"Last edited by DrTaxi" should be a link for mods by the way. You should be able to view the edit history of that post there.

[RedStar]

You don't know where you got the cigarette or when you started smoking. Frankly, you don't give a daKOFF KOFF HACK

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/smoking.png

Okay, smoking is not for you.

A) Search some more.
B) Check out band poster.
C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds.
D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.

[DrTaxi]

Again, B. I have a feeling it may somehow be related to us. Or there's a key hidden behind it :dance:

[RedStar]

ǝsuǝʇuı sı ʇıɥs sıɥʇ

yes it is

[xpod1]

'The Excellents' seriously?

[Ibutsu]

Bee.

[RedStar]

'The Excellents' seriously?

you do better :<

[RedStar]

http://filesmelt.com/dl/poster4.png (http://filesmelt.com/)
Yeah, they're a pretty cool band. They've only released a cover of that one song (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lILniARMHII), though. You wonder what they're doing right now?

And oh hey look! You've changed your clothes without leaving any pictures for certain people to find.

Certain people that enjoy certain WWII Germans.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/excellents.png (http://filesmelt.com/)
You are now the Excellents. Girl Xpod is arguing with Tanya about the name. Tanya reminds Girl Xpod that she didn't pick the name, rather it was their agent, E. Smugness.

[RedStar]

my laziness has hit an all time low with the poster and girl xpod's name

[Ibutsu]

http://www.maniacworld.com/hitler-disappointed-with-ipad.jpg
disappoint

[RedStar]

http://www.maniacworld.com/hitler-disappointed-with-ipad.jpg
disappoint

:smug: (http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/smug)

[RedStar]

You are now the Fakepunch crew. I don't even know what I was gonna do with the band thing.

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Xpod: I swear to god I'm going to kill the person who gave me this armor. Really? A fucking tail?

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DrTaxi: Really, Ibutsu?

Ibutsu: Relax, it's just a red armband. No swatstikas or anything!

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Dango: Let's roll.

Hardy: Hey I wanted to say that! Jerk.

[xpod1]

Ha ha
Mooks

[reviewmad]

wat is this

[Ibutsu]

Last edition was A+++. :3

[RedStar]

wat is this

Way back in olden times, when there were only 5 active members, I created a thread to draw members with a mspaintadventures kind of description. Well, I made one for Jpoid and he turned the entire thing into a choose your own adventure. I couldn't keep up with everyone's demands and rebooted it into a comic-thing.

So yeah.

[JPoid]

Hey wait I wanted to be in the fakepunch crew too with a awesome sniper rifle

[JPoid]

with combat armor like all you guys

[RedStar]

http://filesmelt.com/dl/jpoid2.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Jpoid: Yo guys! We just got an email from some insider at Laylo! Said somethin' about a secret project.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/laptop.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

http://filesmelt.com/dl/fanservice.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Oh, it seems we caught Marnie while she was changing her shirt. Anyways, she takes interest in the email.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/emailz.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

[RedStar]

Ibutsu and possibly Xpod: YOU'RE WELCOME

[Ibutsu]

Yay for both that and the inclusion of open source software.

[RedStar]

Yay for both that and the inclusion of open source software.

And Deadmau5.

[xpod1]

Yes deadmau5 makes it all the better

[RedStar]

Furry fanservice, open source software, and Deadmau5.

What more could you want, really?

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/delivery.gif

You hear a thumping noise at the door.

Oh look it's armor. I wonder how long it's been there?

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/armoredup.png

You are now ARMORED-UP.

[RedStar]

Yay animation.

[Ibutsu]

I can't believe I opened firefox for that. :v:

[RedStar]

I can't believe I opened firefox for that. :v:

But it's GIF

[Ithae]

Where... where am I?!

[RedStar]

Where... where am I?!

This is what killed the first one you know

[Ithae]

This is what killed the first one you know

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

User was banned for this post. (( Spam, general idioticty) - JPoid the awesome)

[JPoid]

:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(::(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

die

[xpod1]

User was banned for this post. (( Spam, general idioticty) - JPoid the awesome)

FUCKIN MIRACLES

[xpod1]

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/image.php?u=39&dateline=1272928625

[RedStar]

I honestly don't know what to do next guys. Help me out

[Ibutsu]

We go on a quest to slay Ezerith.

[RedStar]

what are you talking about i don't see ezerith anywhere in this story :)

[JPoid]

Go on a killing spree

[Dummkopf]

Draw me killing people with a club made of pizza

[RedStar]

Wait I don't remember how I drew you

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/fdsafdsa.png

[PonceDeLeon]

Make me a character. You know how much i love you guys

[Dummkopf]

wtf why do i have cat ears

[DrTaxi]

wtf why do i have cat ears

I assume that's devil horns.

[Dummkopf]

I assume that's devil horns.
Excellent.

[RedStar]

Nope those are cat ears.

I thought you were a furry

[Dummkopf]

Damn, I want devil horns.

[RedStar]

well how about devil horns and cat ears

[Dummkopf]

Awesome

[RedStar]

Agreement Reached! 10+ HARMONIPOINTS

However I need to get packing. I'm moving, either this Friday, or June, or something. But it's soon and I need to find all my shit.

NO UPDATES FOR A WHILE

[RedStar]

Of course don't hold back on suggestions

edit: oh and btw it's this friday

[PonceDeLeon]

wheres my character?

[RedStar]

i dont know fuck

[Ibutsu]

wtf why do i have cat ears

I'd be much more concerned about the arm that appears to be coming out of your head.

[Dummkopf]

I'd be much more concerned about the arm that appears to be coming out of your head.
I'm a mutant I've been living in the Zone for 4 years.

[Dummkopf]

http://filesmelt.com/dl/nag1.gif
subliminal messages

[JPoid]

i dont know if im a furry guys help

[RedStar]

i dont know if im a furry guys help

You are now.

[Dummkopf]

i dont know if im a furry guys help
This thread is for christian furre talk, ok?

[JPoid]

You are now.

I see
redstar now decides my decisions for me


how

[JPoid]

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[RedStar]

Hey guys, moving has been delayed! ADVANCE THE GODDAMN STORY FOR ME

[JPoid]

Hey guys, moving has been delayed! ADVANCE THE GODDAMN STORY FOR ME

Everyone takes a drink of water and raids Laylo

[Dummkopf]

everyone gets out

[xpod1]

Everyone takes a drink of water and raids Laylo

niggers

everyone gets out

niggers

[Ibutsu]

How about a crudely drawn sex scene?

[DrTaxi]

How about a crudely drawn sex scene?

Only if it's not done with help from xpod1.

[JPoid]

Im not a furry

[Dummkopf]

Im not a furry
Yeah that's what everyone says

[xpod1]

Only if it's not done with help from xpod1.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/547f88d882adc6e9da927fad106f120f.jpg (http://filesmelt.com/)

[xpod1]

No I don't know who this is.

[Dummkopf]

Say goodbye to dick cheese

[JPoid]

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/image.php?u=178&dateline=1273437738

[xpod1]

cool story bro

[Dummkopf]

damn i just finished operation anchoraged

[Dummkopf]

also everyone here is a furre

[RedStar]

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/van.png

DrTaxi, Xpod, Fille, Ibutsu, and the Hayes brothers all get in the OFFICAL FAKEPUNCH VAN.

Taxi: It's German of course; can't beat that German engineering.
Ibutsu: You can say that again!
Taxi: Oh, quiet you.

And Jpoid too I guess.

http://i361.photobucket.com/albums/oo55/redstar1993/martysue.png

Red: Me, Ithae, and Dummkopf will stay back and do IMPORTANT SHIT that involves staying back. Also authors who put themselves in stories as action characters always ends bad.

[RedStar]

Shit that RS balloon was supposed to move. Goddamn saving as PNG being a habit

[Ibutsu]

This thread is so retarded, which is why I love it!

[xpod1]

Genius

[Dummkopf]

I had a dream where Ibutsu, Xpod, RedStar, Taxi and me were playing L4D2.

[Ibutsu]

I had a dream where Ibutsu, Xpod, RedStar, Taxi and me were playing L4D2.

Who was infected?

[Dummkopf]

Who was infected?
We all were survivors.

[RedStar]

I had a dream where Ibutsu, Xpod, RedStar, Taxi and me were playing L4D2.

It's funny because I don't even own L4D.

I have played it though.

[Dummkopf]

We went to xpod's house.

I was dressed as a frog

[Ibutsu]

We all were survivors.

5 survivors?!

[RedStar]

I was dressed as a frog

Get out frog?

[xpod1]

I have a large house

[Dummkopf]

Get out frog?
Indeed.

[Ibutsu]

I have a large house

Invite us all.

[PonceDeLeon]

MAKE ME A CHARACTER DAMN IT

[RedStar]

This thread is so retarded, which is why I love it!

Can't believe I didn't notice this post.

ur retarded lol

ALSO UPDATE SOON I GUESS

[RedStar]

http://filesmelt.com/dl/ghetto.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

Fille: Jesus, you think they'd find a better place to build this place.
Taxi: I dunno man. Closer to the workers.
Ibutsu: Oh you'd know about ghettoes!
Taxi: http://filesmelt.com/dl/wrongful.gif (http://filesmelt.com/)
Fille: Let's go.

http://filesmelt.com/dl/endact1.png (http://filesmelt.com/)

[Ibutsu]

How arousing.

[JPoid]

So are we gonna ram the truck through the doors or what
i vote for that