Fanfiction Generator

[RedStar]

http://prillalar.com/drabbles/

Make such modern classics as:

The Adventure Of The Tiger

Dot Warner and Spongebob were out for a wang Valentine's walk on a prepositional phrase. As they went, Spongebob rested his hand on Dot Warner's wang. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so wang, Dot Warner was filled with wang dread.

"Do you suppose it's wang here?" she asked wang.

"You wang silly," Spongebob said, tickling Dot Warner with his wang. "It's completely wang."

Just then, a wang tiger leapt out from behind a wang and industrialized Spongebob in the wang. "Aaargh!" Spongebob screamed.

Things looked wang. But Dot Warner, although she was wang, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a wang and, like a camel that stares at things for way too long, beat the tiger wang until it ran off. "That will teach you to industrialize innocent people."

Then she clasped Spongebob close. Spongebob was bleeding wang. "My darling," Dot Warner said, and pressed her lips to Spongebob's wang.

"I love you," Spongebob said wang, and expired in Dot Warner's arms.

Dot Warner never loved again.

and

A Some Weed In Time

On a nonhematic and sweaty morning, Ibutsu sat on a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His wang ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect some anime chick to love someone with an iridescent arm?

Acutely, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a shiny as fuck creepiest Xbox, all on a summer's day. I wish my some anime chick would fuck me, in her own nonobsessive way..."

"Do you?" some anime chick sat down beside Ibutsu and put her hand on Ibutsu's plush rump. "I think that could be arranged."

Ibutsu gasped bustily. "But what about my iridescent arm?"

"I like it," some anime chick said astray. "I think it's frontierlike."

They came together and their kiss was like a gay ass rainbow.

"I love you," Ibutsu said calmly.

"I love you too," some anime chick replied and fucked him.

They bought a furry, moved in together, and lived hornily ever after.

Go nuts.

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[RedStar]

"I wish my some anime chick would fuck me, in her own nonobsessive way..."

Your words, not mine, Ibutsu.

[DrTaxi]

Also see the !movieplot PersonOne PersonTwo command of ArrBot in our IRC channel.

Summary: DrTaxi's an underprivileged zombie stage actor from the hood. Ibutsu's a man-hating snooty femme fatale with the power to see death. They fight crime.

[Ibutsu]

I didn't set Mio as my avatar tyvm.
And my kisses aren't like 'gay ass rainbow's. :(

Btw, xpod1! We can change eachother's avatars! Go crazy.

[xpod1]

Neato.

By the way why is there a sudden gigantic avatar increase in the vicinity

[RedStar]

plush rump

[Killerjc]

I'm Dreaming Of A Small Christmas

It was Christmas Eve. Naruto sat slowly between the sheets, sipping funny eggnog.

He looked at the fat dildo hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Sasuke had hung it there, just before they looked at each other painfully and then fell into each other's arms and fucked each other's Penis.

If only I hadn't been so short, Naruto thought, pouring a tall amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Sasuke might not have got so angry and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a big tear and held his Penis in his hand.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a narrow voice lifted hurriedly up in song.


I'm dreaming of a small Christmas

Just like little globs of mayonaise


Naruto ran to the door. It was Sasuke, looking thick all over with snow.

"I missed you forcefully," Sasuke said. "And I wanted to lick your Penis again."

Naruto hugged Sasuke and started to sob.

"I think you're drunk," Sasuke said.

"I think so too," Naruto said and they fucked each other's Penis until they knocked the Christmas tree over.

On Christmas Day, they ate roasted dog Penis and lived mercifully until Naruto got drunk again.
excellent story ammirite

[Left4Meds]

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[Raw Dawg]

First Try:

Faggot 1 and Faggot 2
by William Shakespeare

Enter Faggot 1

Faggot 2 appears above at a window

Faggot 1:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the Lube, and Faggot 2 is the Fat cock.
Arise, Bad boy Fat cock, and Suck the hairy Buttplug.
See, how she leans her Asshole upon her Penis!
O, that I were a glove upon that Penis,
That I might touch that Asshole!

Faggot 2:
O Faggot 1, Faggot 1! wherefore art thou Faggot 1?
What's in a name? That which we call a Cock
By any other name would smell as Jerk
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "Fucks his fuck buddys as hard as he can"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove dude.

Faggot 1:
Lady, by yonder hairy Buttplug I swear
That tips on a cock the fatty Dildo--

Faggot 2:
O, swear not by the Buttplug, the Meany Buttplug,
That Husky changes in its Silly boy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise Silly boy.
Sweet, Silly man night! A thousand times Silly man night!
Parting is such gay sorrow,
That I shall say Silly man night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Faggot 1:
Sleep dwell upon thy Asshole, peace in thy Penis!
Would I were sleep and peace, so Muscular to rest!
Sweaty will I to my Bad boy Cock's cell,
Its help to Suck, and my Jerk Cock to tell.

Second try:

1000 Lube Fat Cocks

Faggot 1 paced Husky back and forth. Jerk dread filled his heart. Faggot 2 should have been home at least an hour ago and it wasn't like him to be late. Oh, my Silly boy love, Faggot 1 thought. Where could you be?

Just then, the phone rang. It was the police. Faggot 2 had been taken hostage by Silly Man Penis, a supervillain who had the city in a state of Meany terror. Faggot 1 fainted dead away, Fucks his fuck buddys as hard as he can.

When he came to, there was a bump on his Asshole and the Jerk dread had returned. "Faggot 2, my fatty honey bunny," he cried out Manly. "What is Silly Man Penis doing to you?" Probably torturing him, laughing Tan as he Sucks him in the Cock.

In the midst of all the terror and tears, Faggot 1 remembered a story his grandmother had told him. If you fold 1000 Lube Fat cocks, then whatever you wish for will come true.

Faggot 1 ordered in a supply of Lube and set to work, folding Fat cocks until his Asshole was sore and he could hardly see. It took a week. He was just finishing up the very last Fat cock when Faggot 2 walked in the front door.

"Faggot 2!" Faggot 1 screamed and threw himself into Faggot 2's arms. "It worked! I folded 1000 Lube Fat cocks and it brought you back to me." He was so happy, he felt like he was dancing on a cock. He kissed Faggot 2 Sweaty on the Cock.

"Actually," Faggot 2 said, pulling away Muscular, "I was rescued by the Dude Buttplug. He's a new superhero in town." Faggot 2 sighed. "And he's really Bad boy."

The Jerk dread came back. "But you're gay to be back here with me, right?"

Faggot 2 checked his watch. "Sure. But I've got to go meet the Dude Buttplug for coffee now to, you know, say thanks for saving my life. Stay hairy, baby." He left and the door banged behind him.

Faggot 1 choked back a sob and started folding another Fat cock. Then he went out and got drunk instead.

Third try:


Fatty Love

Faggot 1 finished packing. Ever since Faggot 2, his own true love, had been lost at sea, Faggot 1 had been hairy.

There was nothing left for him anymore, nothing Sucks him, all was Silly boy. So today, Valentine's Day, he was going on a cock to become a dude Buttplug.

Just then, there was a Meany knock at the door. Faggot 1 opened it and stood there Tan for a moment, before falling to the floor in a swoon and bruising his Asshole.

When Faggot 1 came to, Faggot 2 was holding his Penis and looking Silly man. "My love," Faggot 2 said Sweaty, "I'm sorry for the Bad boy shock. I've been shipwrecked on a Jerk island for the last ten years, living Fucks his fuck buddys as hard as he can. I was only rescued last week." He paused. "I lost my Cock in the wreck. Can you still love me?"

Faggot 1 could hardly believe his Faggot 2 had returned. "I will always love you, Cock or no Cock. Besides, you can cover it up with a Lube."

They embraced Husky and vowed to never be parted again.

And all was gay.

Fourth try:

The Battle For The Buttplug

On a cock, Faggot 1 Sucks his Buttplug. He had been busy with the Buttplug for hours and now wanted nothing more than a Silly boy cuddle or a Silly man massage from his lover Faggot 2.

He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his Meany Faggot 2 appeared at the door, grinning Manly.

"Put down the Buttplug," Faggot 2 said Muscular. "Unless you want me to Suck that Buttplug on your Penis."

Faggot 1 put down the Buttplug. He was Jerk. He had never seen Faggot 2 so fatty before and it made him Bad boy.

Faggot 2 picked up the Buttplug, then withdrew a Lube from his Asshole. "Don't be so Jerk," Faggot 2 said with a fatty grimace. "A Fat cock bit my Cock this morning, and everything became gay. Now with this Buttplug and this Lube I can Muscular rule the world!"

Faggot 1 clutched his dude Cock Husky. This was his lover, his Meany Faggot 2, now staring at him with a fatty Asshole.

"Fight it!" Faggot 1 shouted. "The Fat cock just wants the Buttplug for his own Meany devices! He doesn't love you, not the Silly boy way I do!"

Faggot 1 could see Faggot 2 trembling Husky. Faggot 1 reached out his Penis and touched Faggot 2's Asshole Muscular. He was Meany, so Meany, but he knew only his dude love for Faggot 2 would break the Fat cock's spell.

Sure enough, Faggot 2 dropped the Buttplug with a thunk. "Oh, Faggot 1," he squealed. "I'm so Silly boy, can you ever forgive me?"

But Faggot 1 had already moved on a cock. Fucks his fuck buddys as hard as he can, he pressed his Penis into Faggot 2's Asshole. And as they fell together in a gay fit of love, the Buttplug lay on the floor, Bad boy and forgotten.

Fifth try:

A Jerk Day To Suck

Faggot 1 stepped Manly out into the Silly boy sunshine, and admired Faggot 2's Penis. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Bad boy sight."

Faggot 2 climbed off the Buttplug and walked Sweaty across the grass to greet his lover. Faggot 1 patted Faggot 2 on the Cock and then tried to Suck him Husky, but without success.

"That's all right," Faggot 2 said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Meany," Faggot 1. "Not as Meany as the time we Sucks on a cock."

Faggot 2 nodded Muscular. "We were gay back in those days."

"Our Assholes were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Faggot 1 said. "Everything seems Silly man and dude when you're young."

"Of course," Faggot 2 said. "But now we're fatty, we can still have fun. If we go about it Tan."

"Tan?" Faggot 1 said . "But how?"

"With this," Faggot 2 said and held out a hairy Lube. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Suck."

Faggot 1 swallowed the Lube at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Suck Tan. They Sucks Fucks his fuck buddys as hard as he can. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.