where shitposts go to die - The Airoton Megathread

where shitposts go to die (http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/index.php)

- Drop Dead Thread (http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/forumdisplay.php?f=15)

- - The Airoton Megathread (http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/showthread.php?t=662)

The Airoton Megathread

As cosmic duck once said:

Quote:

Originally Posted by cosmic duck

Welcome to another episode of Ariton makes a gigantic fool of himself and attempts to make a completely useless program. He currently has about 30 alts, almost all are banned permanently, and he has become probably the biggest running joke in the PCHS forum.

Anything final words you would like to say Aero?

Who is he and why do I care?

Airoton is a 13-year-old swedish furfag, who spends 99% of his time spamming FP with shit threads, creating new forums using free forum hosts, and copypasting VB tutorial-code (removing everything hinting at the author of the code). Most of his stolen programs don't do anything at all, which justs adds to the hilarity.
He's also generally an asshole, flaming and ignoring people who try to help him. All of this using the worst grammar and spelling in facepunch history.

Steam: http://steamcommunity.com/id/Ezerith (Oh god he's a furry that only accepts friend requests from other furries)

Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/iEzerith

Twitter: http://twitter.com/Ezerith

Xbox live: http://www.xboxlc.com/profile/%22The%20Dicel%22

Examples?

Here are some quotes:

(Chain posts in reply to the cd quote on the top of this megathread)

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeroWindows

Meh, not rly...

Quote:

Originally Posted by AeroWindows - POST 2 IN DA CHAIN

Troe confession: I like furries.

(User was permabanned for this post ("Likes Furries" - cosmic duck))

(In his thread about starting a new forum (again))

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eken (His snipped OP)

Why did I think Failpunch would be any help at all?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eken

For the love of...

Do you guys have some kind of disorder?
Read the fucking OP before you post!

Quote:

Originally Posted by I clearly stated and posted:

...as my dad owns 3 websites himself (which have about 200+ visitors a day) I can get some free HTML and PHP lessons, and finally put some time into making my own forum/website!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eken

Quote:

Originally Posted by fille87 (Lol)

Another quality thread brought to you by Airoton

Shut up! If it wasn't for you our forum would still be up and running.

Cool story bro. So can we see some of his threads?

Sure thing babe.

The FP Lost Account Service - BY FAR HIS BEST ONE! Read all of it, hilarity ensures. More in the HoF.

Can I get some members for my Forum? - One of his best. More in the HoF.

Quicker Windows Explorer! - One of his best, more in the HoF.

Facepunch Browser Release - One of his best, more in the HoF.

Airotonal Development Department - my first batch scripts - One of his best, more in the HoF.

Going to start a website/forum. Need some help. - Yet another forum. This faggot never stops.

Want Your Vista PC to look like a Mac? Click Here! - Just look at this shitty theme.

School project help! - A school project where they customize their desktops. Is he seriously trying to make us believe that?

Some alts?

Airoton
Airoton Movies
Airotonal
Airotonal Dev
Airotonal Development
AirotonalAlternative
AirotonAlt
Psycho Sahara
Psycho Sahara v2
WindowsAero
AeroWindows
Finder
MacFinder
Eken
iEz
Ezerith
The list goes on...

Where's the hall of fame?

Right here.

Let's start with the thread that made him infamous (kinda).

Can I get some members for my Forum?

Quote:

Originally Posted by OP

ALL THE USERS WHO ARE GOING TO COMMENT PURE SHIT ABOUT THE FORUM: THERE IS A "BACK"-BUTTON ON THE BROWSER - CLICK IT!

Me and another member of FP started a forum a couple of days ago. ATM we have 21 members, and it's going up. I thought of posting it here for people to look at and judge itl

The logo on the forum is supposed to have that look. It gives the forum an 8-Bit feeling :)
We also allow signatures (ftw)! And we have no "racism"-rule (you may freely yell nigger to someone for being an ass. We think: "Flaming? What's dat? Is it eatable?")

So linky:
http://www.airotonal.forumportal.org or http://www.airo.clan.pro
And a Dev Blog: http://www.airotonal.forumportal.org/blog
If you can just look at it and comment it I would be happy. maybe comment on somethingthta could be improved. That would be appreciated :)

Edit
Durr, I forgot the reason I posted! If you find the forum interessting, you can feel free to join :)

Edit 2
Holy shit 13 members in one day? Wut...

(User was banned for this post ("Not a Question Thread/Not a Fast Thread/Hasn't learned" - Gurant))

What can you say? He advertised a shitty forum, with no purpose or members. It had a ugly free template, it was hosted on a free forum host and it ripped off the FP sections (GD, FT and OIFY).
Lots of people tried to tell him that it would fail, but he just kept spamming :dogout:. He even called it "Facepunch 2.0 without the nazi mods".
Needless to say, it got taken down after a couple of weeks, where he had gotten about 25 posts.
Two days before that, he accused me for hacking it, and started to beg for the mods to ban me. They didn't

The FP Lost Account Service

Quote:

Originally Posted by OP

You do know that once you log in to FacePunch - they have your IP.
Then you might clear your cookies - and forget your password!

This can happen sometimes, and I have made a program specifically for FacePunch!
It's the FacePunch Lost Account Service (Or FP-LAS, if you prefer that).
It's basically a program which goes through a Proxy and then in to the FacePunch server. When inside the server it looks at your IP-addresses, and looks it up in the FP-Server. A file is later on added to the Install directory which contains every account (with their password), e-mails and the date the accounts was logged in the last time.

Here's how the Install Directory looks right now:

So far, all the coding is done - in writing moment the compiling is on 10%, and it will probably be done in about half an hour.
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F.A.Q
cosmic duck posted:
How exactly does it get the list of your IP's from the facepunch server?
All information of this site is stored on that server.
All I need is the FacePunch IP (Sorry, I won't share it - hacking risk!!) to reach it.
Now I have it, so I made the FP-LAS connect to the server via a Proxy. While in there it looks for specific files with information relative to certain search critics.

EDDY TT posted:
This is stupidly unsafe.
Add some sort of safe guard so it only pulls out any password with YOUR ip.
Already done. The code is built so that it can ONLY fetch your ip (goes via the site "http://www.whatismyip.com") and then looks it up together with search critics on the FP-Server.
This is not an editable "module".
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I AM NOT A TROLL OF ANY KIND, I JUST WANT TO HELP THE FACEPUNCH COMMUNITY :3

(User was permabanned for this post ("spammer" - cosmic duck))

This is a hilarious thread. He "made" (read: stole code) an app that he claimed could fetch your FP password if you forgot it.
He claimed that his app got your IP address from whatismyip.com (:ughh:), fetched a list of all FP accounts and passwords (:UGHH!:) and displayed your password.
Of course, this was impossible. How could anyone think that all account details were stored in a plain text file unencrypted for anyone to access.
When asked how he did this, he answered that "he got facepunch's IP address".
I won't spoil anymore of it, you should really give it a read. It is awesome.

Quicker Windows Explorer![

Quote:

Originally Posted by OP

I got sick and tired of the Windows Explorer as it was very slow. So I thought of making a QUICKER explorer, just a quicky.

I just wanna know what you guys think about it.

---------------------------------------

V0.1 BETA PRO Edition
http://files.filefront.com/WinSplora.../fileinfo.html

V1.0 Alpha PRO Edition
http://files.filefront.com/WinSplore.../fileinfo.html

---------------------------------------

Its good to use in those times when you just want to reach a file quickly.
Also, in current version it can't be resized, but I'm working on that.

. . .

He said that because windows explorer was too slow, he made a quicker explorer.
I mean, come on. My irony-meter is exploding!
He used a tutorial to build (read: steal) an application USING A FUCKING EXPLORER COMPONENT to make a faster explorer.
Problem number one: IT USES THE SUPPOSEDLY "SO SLOW" EXPLORER COMPONENT!
Problem number two: It just assumes your system HDD is c:, and it doesn't work in vista as the folder structure is different.
Problem number three: when you double click a folder it doesn't open it in "Winsplorer", but in WINDOWS EXPLORER WHICH IS "SO SLOW LOL!"

Lol the thread's too long, part 2 in the next post

Part 2:

Facepunch Browser Release

Quote:

Originally Posted by OP

The Facepunch Browser is a quck utility for FacePunch Browsing. You can use it as any other browser by going to other adresses, but it is not really the whole point of it. Sadly, it is being run with the help of Internet Explorer, as the Mozilla ActiveX Component for Visual Basic keeps crashing on me. ().

The Browser currently is in its beta stages, and I thought I might give out a public beta so people can try it out.
So far the browser has shortcuts to:
Every subforum
The search button
The "hidden" Facepunch Logout PHP
The Ticker
The Bottom Ticker (Webbrowser Bottom Overlay)
Text Formatting Box (Shows you the different BBCodes)
The Smiley List
ImageShack, Imgkk, PhotoBucket, TinyPic
FileSmelt, MediaFire

The default Homepage is of course Facepunch!

Facepunch Offical Browser Beta Build 2000 Release:
http://filesmelt.com/Filehosting2/do...9build2000.rar
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=1...4e75f6e8ebb871

PrintScreens:

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There are many things that could be improved until the final V1 Release of this program, so I might use some help by more experienced FacePunch members!

If you want to help out in the making of this, please send a PM to me!

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Constructive critiscism is welcome, but if you're here to whine about how Visual Basic sucks and/or how the browser sucks so bad, you might as well get out. You may say it sucks, but AT LEAST post what is wrong, and what would make it better.

Still, I want you guys to take it easy, because I'm just an intermediate VB 2008 user. I'm not a Pr0.

I don't even need to comment on this one.

Airotonal Development Department - my first batch scripts

Quote:

Originally Posted by OP

OBSERVE!!!
There was no good Post Icon for this tread, but C# is the closest as I can go.
OBSERVE!!!

This is the Official Airtonal DEV Thread, where I will post the programs I make and some Updates.
To begin; here's the URL:
http://www.add.2u.se
(Observe - .SE stands for Sweden)

SOFTWARE
--------------------------------------------------------
NAME: Game Running Support - GRS
VERSION: 1.0 STABLE
AVAILIBLE: Yes - In Downloads
INFO: Helps you running all kinds of games.
---
NAME: Codename: Oxygen - C:O
VERSION: 1.0 STABLE
AVAILIBLE: Yes - In Downloads
INFO: Oxygen is because it deletes most bad files on your PC (Such as those in "Temp")
---
NAME: Virtual Driver Setup - V.D.S
VERSION: 0.5 STABLE
AVAILIBLE: Yes - In Downloads
INFO: Made to create Virtual HDD's for your favorite folders. These will show up in "My Computer".
---
NAME: Death Trigger - D.T
VERSION: 0.1 BETA
AVAILIBLE: Yes - In Downloads
INFO: Fool a friend with this fake BSOD.
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This thread has been approved by the Mod: lazyV
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UPDATE 1 - Virtual Driver Setup released as ALPHA - See in Downloads!
UPDATE 2 - Virtual Driver Setup released as STABLE - See in Downloads!
UPDATE 3 - Death Trigger released as BETA - See in Downloads!

MEGA-UPDATE!!! - FREEMAN'S MIND - ALL EPISODES - RELEASED ON THE SITE!!!
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Thread has already been posted as:
ResourceHax; Airotonal Dev; - Both banned.
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(User was permabanned for this post ("Spamming on alts- unfortunately for you your 'oh I was at the library someone else did it' excuse is bullshit" - Dragon))

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! JUST LOOK AT THIS!

The "Game running support":

Code:

@echo off

color 0A



:START

title Welcome to GRS

cls

echo Welcome to the Game Running Support!

echo Developed by Airoton Development Department (ADD).

echo.

echo By pressing any button, the program will initzialise

pause >nul

cls



:LOAD

title Loading...

cls

echo Loading...

set gamedir=

set dxl=

set con=

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

cls



:1

title Step 1 - Game Dir.

cls

echo Copy/paste the Directory of your Game here:

echo (For example: C:\Program Files\Half-Life\hl.exe)

set /p gamedir=



:2

title Step 2 - DirectX Level

cls

echo What DXlevel? (Graphics Detail. 9 is default. 10 is highest.)

echo (For example: 9) - Leave blank for Standard

set /p dxl=



:3

title Step 3 - Parameters

cls

echo Shall there be any parameters for the game? Leave blank if No.

echo (For example: -console -win)

set /p con=



:CHECK

title Dir-Check!

cls

echo Checking for dir %gamedir%...

IF EXIST %gamedir% GOTO COMP

IF NOT EXIST %gamedir% GOTO FAIL



:FAIL

title Dir Failure

cls

echo The directory you specified didn't exist!

echo Please make sure you enter the correct dir!

echo.

echo Press any key to return to Start!

pause >nul

goto LOAD



:COMP

title Compiling...

cls

echo Finding Dir...

dir

echo Starting Game with added Parameters...

start %gamedir% -dxlevel %dxl% %con%

echo .

echo .

echo .

echo Game is commencing - Thanks for using GRS!

ping localhost >nul

exit

codename oxygen:

Code:

@echo off

color 0A



:INTRO

title Welcome to Codename: Oxygen

cls

echo OBSERVE! OBSERVE! OBSERVE!

echo To makethis program work, go to C:\Documents and Settings\%Username%, and

echo right-click "Local Settings". Then Uncheck "Hidden".

echo.

echo Welcome to the C:O! This program will delete all files in "Temp"-folders!

echo VERSION INFORMATION: 1.0.0.0 BETA

echo.

echo This version includes deletal of "Previous Files".

echo By pressing any key yo will Init the program.

pause >nul



:START

title Starting...

cls

echo Loading...

cd \

dir

cls



:1

title Observe!

cls

echo This will delete ALL FILES in C:\Documents and Settings\%username%\Local Settings\Temp

echo These files are such you've recently opened. They can be found in the start-menu under "Recent Documents"!

echo.

echo Are you sure you want to delete these files?

set ans=

set /p "ans= (Y/N) = "

if %ans%==Y goto 2

if %ans%==y goto 2

if %ans%==N goto 1b

if %ans%==n goto 1b



:ERR

title ERROR!

cls

echo Faulty Input!

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

cls

goto START



:2

title Cleaning...

cls

echo DELETING ALL COOKIES IN C:\Documents and Settings\%username%\Local Settings\Temp...

del /Q "C:\Documents and Settings\%username%\Lokala~1\Temp"

del /Q "C:\Documents and Settings\%username%\Lokalal Settings\Temp"

ping localhost >nul

cls



:3

title Cleaning accomplished!

cls

echo Your TEMP folder is now Empty / Deleted!

echo Thanks for using C:O!

echo.

echo OBSERVE! There may be folders / Files left, but this is a problem not solvable  by A.D.D.!

ping localhost -n 6 >nul

exit



:1b

title Bye!

cls

echo If you change your mind, just open the Program again!

pause >nul

exit

virtual driver:

Code:

@echo off

color 0A



:CHO

title Welcome to V.D.S

cls

echo Welcome to the Virtual Driver Setup

echo Observe that all Virtual Drivers will be deleted

echo after rebooting. This is an unknown bug.

echo.

echo Press any key to start!

pause >nul

cls



:CHO2

title Choosing Area

cls

echo Choose wether to DELETE a virtual driver or to ADD one.

echo.

echo [1] ADD

echo [2] DELETE

set /p "cho= (1/2) > "

if %cho%==1 goto 1

if %cho%==2 goto 2



:ERR

title GOTO ERROR

cls

set %cho%= null

cls

goto CHO2



:1

title Drive Letter

cls

echo What letter should the drive have (Can't have an existing one):

echo (FOR EXAMPLE: H, D, E)

set /p "driv= > "

IF EXIST %driv%:\ goto 1

cls



:1b

title Output folder

cls

echo Which is the target folder?

echo (FOR EXAMPLE: C:\Common\Programs)

echo (IF the directory contains spaces, use citation-marks! "C:\Common Stuff")

set /p "dir= > "

if EXIST %dir% goto 1c

IF NOT EXIST %dir% goto 1b

cls



:1c

title Driver Created

cls

subst %driv%: %dir%

cls

echo The driver has been created in "My Computer".

pause

cls

exit



:2

title Which driver?

cls

echo Which driver to be deleted? (NOT a "Real" Directory, like C:\, but the Virtual Driver!)

set /p "del= > "

IF EXIST %del%:\ goto 2b

IF NOT exist %del%:\ goto 2



:2b

title Deleted

cls

subst %del%: /D

cls

echo Driver deleted successfully.

pause

cls

exit

death trigger:

lol

Code:

@echo off

color 18



:t1

title Blue Screen of Death - Trigger 1

cls

echo System Failure in DOS

echo ----------*----------*----------*----------*----------

echo syscode 0x00023 = .IN

echo Faulty input on .OS-Trigger - Please Appeal no. 1; 01

echo.

echo CODES:

echo 0x0000453; 7x993927; 0x99876772

pause >nul



:t2

title Black Screen of Death - Trigger 2

color 01

cls

ping localhost -n 3 >nul

cls



:t3

title Red Screen of Death - Trigger 3

color 4F

cls

echo !!! ERROR !!! ERROR !!! ERROR !!!

echo ALL MEMORY HAS BEEN DELETED

echo FAULTY MEMORY VALUE; REGISTERED AS "NULL"

echo !!! ERROR !!! ERROR !!! ERROR !!!

echo PLEASE REFRAME OPERATIVE 1000; 91

echo RESTART SYSTEM MAINFRAME 01

echo ...

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

echo ...

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

echo ...

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

echo.

echo SYSTEM MAINFRAME DELETED

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

echo DEL C:\WINDOWS

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

echo DEL C:\DOCUMENTS AND SETTINGS

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

echo DEL D:\ -treecatalogue

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

cls



:t4

cls

echo FAULTY MEMORY

ping localhost -n 2 >nul

cls



:t5

title BSOD

color 01

cls

pause >nul



:t6

title SCREEN ERROR

cls

color 0A

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 1B

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 2C

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 3D

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 4E

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 5F

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 6F

echo MONITOR ERROR

color 7F

echo MONITOR ERROR

goto t6

Thank you for this shit I don't care about. This thread sucks

Thank you I did my best

Yeah this guy is...yeah

Let's troll him. Furries are one of the easiest things to troll.

Mods ruined the fun :(
http://i46.tinypic.com/23lb2jb.jpg

http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=261184

He made a thread recently about how he can't ask a girl out.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trumath (Post 64781)

http://www.facepunch.com/member.php?u=261184

He made a thread recently about how he can't ask a girl out.

Yeah he's also trying to post his themed windows XP (Which sucks and looks nothing like a mac) in the Post your desktop: Mac os x edition

great thread, can't believe i was friends with this guy once

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dummkopf (Post 64779)

Let's troll him. Furries are one of the easiest things to troll.

hey wait, I thought you were??? or are you talking from experience?

Also for those who didn't know, here's his fakepunch account

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/member.php?u=75

Quote:

Originally Posted by fille87 (Post 64787)

Yeah he's also trying to post his themed windows XP (Which sucks and looks nothing like a mac) in the Post your desktop: Mac os x edition

ah, so he's moved away from trying to make it look like vista, eh?

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64791)

ah, so he's moved away from trying to make it look like vista, eh?

Yeah, I think he installed windows 7 instead.

Also his MSN is eddie_eklund@live.se

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64788)

great thread, can't believe i was friends with this guy once

hey wait, I thought you were??? or are you talking from experience?

Experience, I once trolled one. That was easy, but trolling one because of his spelling is fun. Great fun.

Trolling furries is fun

I'm going to send random PMs at him.

Might add him on steam, he's been on my MSN contacts for ages

hey i should pretend i'm a hot swedish girl, who is a furry

ULTIMATE TROLLING right there

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64801)

hey i should pretend i'm a hot swedish girl, who is a furry

ULTIMATE TROLLING right there

Lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by fille87 (Post 64787)

Yeah he's also trying to post his themed windows XP (Which sucks and looks nothing like a mac) in the Post your desktop: Mac os x edition

Eww. That was him?

Quote:

Originally Posted by fille87 (Post 64790)

Also for those who didn't know, here's his fakepunch account

http://forums.fakepunchstudios.com/member.php?u=75

So that's who Ambassador is.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64801)

hey i should pretend i'm a hot swedish girl, who is a furry

ULTIMATE TROLLING right there

Fuck yes do that. Although there are no Swedish female furries on the internet.

B'awwwwww, you made an info topic on me. You're so kind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64816)

B'awwwwww, you made an info topic on me. You're so kind.

hey wats ur fursona??
if kangaroo rat yiff twice plz

It's a black/grey combination of wolf and fox. Clear-blue eyes like mine. It has the full appearance of a wolf, except it has fox ears and tails. His name is Eze. He also wears glasses, and snores while sleeping in his warm, thick fur.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64835)

ahaha oh jesus christ

thanks for the laughs

i don't hate furries, but people like you... ahaha just...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64835)

Awesome two lines description! http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/bravo.gif

You suck even as a furry. As far as I know, a fursona description must be detailed as fuck and take up a half/whole page. Or even more.

I don't feel like writing it all up at the very moment. That's a just a quick-description, but yeah. It usually is half a page or more.

Oh, an early image by the way:
http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/1218/fursonatest.png

also you missed my MSPaint Adventures reference, but i guess people like you are too busy reading VGCats and pretending to yiff Aeris (Or Leo in your case)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64840)

K cool, do we care.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64840)

Contrary to your belief, you are NOT "the one". Sorry.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64841)

also you missed my MSPaint Adventures reference, but i guess people like you are too busy reading VGCats and pretending to yiff Aeris (Or Leo in your case)

No, Krystal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64844)

Contrary to your belief, you are NOT "the one". Sorry.

Why would I be the one?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64847)

Why would I be the one?

Matrix reference ->
^ ^
(Ambassador's head.)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64846)

No, Krystal.

Well isn't that stereotypical.

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64850)

Matrix reference ->
^ ^
(Ambassador's head.)

-----

Well isn't that stereotypical.

1. Ahaw. Unintentional at the time, I guess.
2. Iknorite!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ambassador (Post 64853)

Iknorite!

lemme guess you also think renamon and gardevoir are hot right

Quote:

Originally Posted by RedStar (Post 64854)

lemme guess you also think renamon and gardevoir are hot right

Gardevoir I've never heard of, and Renamon porn is fucking everywhere so I've grewn tired of it.

But Krystal is still fuck-shit hot.

I have no Idea why I said that, really.

Cosmic duck is in jail.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suttles (Post 64871)

Cosmic duck is in jail.

Whaaaa?