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A boy stands in his room in an undisclosed location in Georgia, not too far from Atlanta, but not close either. This boy is excited about playing a new multiplayer game with his online bros. He goes by the online BroNudge handle XavierPoderno.

Or xpod for short.

Though it was sixteen years ago this boy was given life, he has not been named until now. Or maybe this is a gaming abstraction to get you to fill out a name. Or maybe you just forgot it. What is this fateful child's name?

>_

What kind of Faggot name is xpod

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Also where's this thread's name from?

it's a PORT-MAN-TOE of Fakepunch and Homestuck

Oh and I just want to add that this comic is actually fully interactive and shiz

please

You do realise I chose a name already though?

His name is Marcos the bolivian drug lord who will destroy the world using his amazing powers of mass destruction to cause mayhem among the mods of the shitpost central

dismissed soldier

Sixteen-year-old drug lord?

Damn.

I'm game with Marco

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Your name is Gary Marco. Your WEAPONKIND is [NOT ALLOCATED - EQUIP A WEAPON TO CREATE A FREE ALLOCATION CARD.]

You are semi-talented at art, and semi-semi-talented at programming. You are a part of a community of people online who pretend they are Spanish gentlemen. You even have a GentAffinity account.

Now that that is out of the way, let's go look for a SWEET-ASS WEAPON. I wonder where you could find one of those...

Examine room

Stab an addict and steal his money then buy guns
something big
with spikes on it

Retrive arms from window.

be a faggot

this shit's still going?

i have no fucking clue

sense.

thread has it.

niggers

nigger

Negros

Shit is dead son