GAMEBROS: review games here
 

this is where you critique games that costed millions to make

dead rising 2: i'm probably missing a large part of the experience because i don't have xbox live, but oh my god. a promising concept brought down by bland boring missions that can suck my hate dick. in fact, if there were no missions i would've rated this a 9. I JUST WANT TO RUN OVER ZOMBIES IN A GOLF CART IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK - 6.5/10

forza motorsport 3: only get if you like cars and painting anime, furries, dicks, and anime furry dicks on cars - 8.5/10

saints row 2: stupid fun, not for everyone. live your dream to be a gangster british tranny hulk hogan. DONT GET IT ON PC GOD DAMNIT THEY FUCKED UP THE PORT - 9/10

also, a classic: duke nukem 3d: HAIL TO THE KING BABY - 10/10

this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10

i've played that before

it's got solid mechanics, 8/10

hello kitty online is pretty fun bro

doom 1 and 2
shit this game doesnt look good but its got some major carnage man 8/10

just cause 2: HAHA YES. would be poifect if it had co-op but i understand why it doesn't 9.5/10

terraria
i refuse to think this game costs money ok
why are there so many slimes

that's because you pirated the game you schmuck

it's not even half as bad on the real version

you paid as much for terraria as i did for dirt3

aka nothin at all

Doo Sex Humane Revo-lotion = 1532512351253/10

deus ex more like gay-us sex 0/10

{i havent actually played it yet}

i gathered

with pro clue gathering skills like that, u should play la noire

bioshock - is a man not entitled to the sweat drop down his balls? where all these bitches crawl? - 8.5/10