ITT: It's the year 1910 in England
 

Where's my tea, chaps? Has it been stolen by them thieves of the south? Thhose... french people?

I do believe you're a man of homosexual stature.

That was a funny remark. Let me laugh at it. Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Maybe we should share the laugh between eachother?

You may take half of my part:
"Ha-ha!"

*Ahem*

These streets are rather crowded

The manner of speaking in this thread belongs in a slightly older time period.

May you share what time it could be, then? We might be able to build a machine out of cogs and oher mechanical materials and invent a time-traveling device to go to said period of time!

butts lol

Oh my, you used one of those new-time swear words! You... monstrousity!

I believe you are speaking like one would, before the turn of the 20th century.

Hey boys, these Brits are so old. We should just give 'em the 23 skidoo and an old Bronx Cheer. Whaddaya say?

Yeah, let's fill 'em with daylight, see?

I'll give 'em a 7.62 to the head.

I do say, these crumpets are rather chewy, maybe my tea shall washeth it down. Maybe like that white stuff coming out the that fellows unspeakable's.

This is 1935 Chicago, numbnuts. Don't make me resort to some sleuth diplomacy.

Seeing as I'm called 'Vagabond Sleuth I'm clearly the guy who will be doing the Sleuth Diplomacy.

I was called 'Problem Sleuth' on steam once, see?

^ Fire P in da hood.

Hello, chap, nigger. Yo nigger man is tight, do you know what I am saying? That rubbish is in the sky, it is very fresh.

TEA GOV'NA

You serious

That is my title good sir.