And I KNOW you know how annoying this is, Daxxy, because you live in Germany, where you have the privilege of having basically everything written in Helvetica. Meanwhile, I'm stuck in America, where we actually have bold italic Comic Sans on RESTAURANT MENUS. It's unbearable!
Could you maybe try switching to white Helvetica Bold on Black backgrounds for a bit?
We do have bold italic Comic Sans on some restaurant menus too.
It's everywhere even in Germany.