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Make such modern classics as:
The Adventure Of The Tiger
Dot Warner and Spongebob were out for a wang Valentine's walk on a prepositional phrase. As they went, Spongebob rested his hand on Dot Warner's wang. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so wang, Dot Warner was filled with wang dread.
"Do you suppose it's wang here?" she asked wang.
"You wang silly," Spongebob said, tickling Dot Warner with his wang. "It's completely wang."
Just then, a wang tiger leapt out from behind a wang and industrialized Spongebob in the wang. "Aaargh!" Spongebob screamed.
Things looked wang. But Dot Warner, although she was wang, knew she had to save her love. She grabbed a wang and, like a camel that stares at things for way too long, beat the tiger wang until it ran off. "That will teach you to industrialize innocent people."
Then she clasped Spongebob close. Spongebob was bleeding wang. "My darling," Dot Warner said, and pressed her lips to Spongebob's wang.
"I love you," Spongebob said wang, and expired in Dot Warner's arms.
Dot Warner never loved again.
and
A Some Weed In Time
On a nonhematic and sweaty morning, Ibutsu sat on a car. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His wang ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect some anime chick to love someone with an iridescent arm?
Acutely, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a shiny as fuck creepiest Xbox, all on a summer's day. I wish my some anime chick would fuck me, in her own nonobsessive way..."
"Do you?" some anime chick sat down beside Ibutsu and put her hand on Ibutsu's plush rump. "I think that could be arranged."
Ibutsu gasped bustily. "But what about my iridescent arm?"
"I like it," some anime chick said astray. "I think it's frontierlike."
They came together and their kiss was like a gay ass rainbow.
"I love you," Ibutsu said calmly.
"I love you too," some anime chick replied and fucked him.
They bought a furry, moved in together, and lived hornily ever after.
Go nuts.
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