A boy stands in his room in an undisclosed location in Georgia, not too far from Atlanta, but not close either. This boy is excited about playing a new multiplayer game with his online bros. He goes by the online BroNudge handle XavierPoderno.
Or xpod for short.
Though it was sixteen years ago this boy was given life, he has not been named until now. Or maybe this is a gaming abstraction to get you to fill out a name. Or maybe you just forgot it. What is this fateful child's name?
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