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Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#1
Ithae
 
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It's only 3 days away, and I can't wait. The game looks amazing. I have already preordered it!

"BioShock 2 has been met with praise from the gaming press. PSM3 awarded it 93%, saying that it "tops the original in terms of storytelling and combat". PC Gamer was also positive, awarding the game 90%, and commenting that "it's still better written than pretty much anything else out there". Xbox World 360 rated it 90%, stating that the return to the underwater dystopia of Rapture is "every bit as engrossingly mysterious [as the original] ... if not more so", and that the two titles are "as inseparable as Daddy and Sister." Official PlayStation Magazine awarded BioShock 2 with a perfect score, a 5/5.[citation needed] Official Xbox Magazine awarded the game a 9.5/10, stating that the game is, "Dripping with atmosphere and quality; good story with a terrific ending; good gameplay tweaks."[citation needed] IGN has given the game a 9.1/10, stating that "anyone looking for a first-person shooter that offers more than flat, stereotypical characters and copy-and-paste supersoldier plots, one that attempts to establish a sense of right and wrong and loops you into the decision making process, and one that's set in one of the most vividly realized settings around should pick up BioShock 2. It's a game in which story, setting, and gameplay are expertly blended to create an experience that's as thought-provoking as it is entertaining."

That doesn't sound AWESOME?
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#2
PonceDeLeon
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It is awesome
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#3
Ithae
 
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It is awesome
Pills here!
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#4
PonceDeLeon
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ralph pls go
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#5
Ithae
 
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ralph pls go
NO!
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#6
xpod1
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Learn to ctrl+c.
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#7
Ithae
 
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Learn to ctrl+c.
What does that do?
 
Old 02-07-2010   View Single Post#8
PonceDeLeon
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copy
 
Old 02-08-2010   View Single Post#9
Ithae
 
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ralph pls go
Your gonna ban med for "meme shit". but your gonna use the exact same meme?
 
Old 02-08-2010   View Single Post#10
PonceDeLeon
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i never banned you silly it was a joke
 
Old 02-09-2010   View Single Post#11
xpod1
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Hey guess what:

 
Old 02-09-2010   View Single Post#12
PonceDeLeon
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They all end in two?



your skin is sexy (steam skin; not human skin)
 
Old 02-10-2010 Edited: Last edited by xpod1; 02-10-2010 at 09:29 PM.   View Single Post#13
xpod1
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Oh hey thats neat, too bad Garry's Mod doesnt have a 2 after it dummy

But no, it was a joke about how Fact had the game DL'ed and cracked before the game was released.
 
Old 02-10-2010   View Single Post#14
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Ryan is your father
Atlas is Frank Fontaine
Fontaine steals all your ADAM and becomes Dr. Manhattan
 
Old 02-10-2010   View Single Post#15
xpod1
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AND YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE
 
Old 02-10-2010   View Single Post#16
PonceDeLeon
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"no u"
 
Old 02-10-2010   View Single Post#17
sirdangolot5
got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!!
 
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Ryan is your father
Atlas is Frank Fontaine
Fontaine steals all your ADAM and becomes Dr. Manhattan
the fact that I know all this from wikipedia is why Bioshock is sitting by my computer unplayed
 
Old 02-10-2010   View Single Post#18
xpod1
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I have just uninstalled Bioshock 1 because of VIRTUAL MEMORY
 
Old 02-11-2010   View Single Post#19
Ithae
 
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AND YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE
Blasphemy! I do not agree with such rubbish!
 
Old 02-12-2010   View Single Post#20
HardyRetardy
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Xpod was it you that started the Left 4 Dead Candy Patrol?
 
Old 02-12-2010   View Single Post#21
xpod1
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What
 
Old 02-12-2010   View Single Post#22
xpod1
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You mean the Handy Dandy Left 4 Dead Social Squad.

And yes, I pretty much run it even after the disband
 
Old 02-12-2010   View Single Post#23
Demon Dog
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AND YOUR MOTHER IS A WHORE
HOW DARE YOU SHE'S A NICE LADY.
 
Old 02-19-2010   View Single Post#24
Parky
 
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bad game, literally shamed the first one

 
Old 02-21-2010   View Single Post#25
Suttles
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parky=troll.

Sorry folks.
 
Old 02-21-2010   View Single Post#26
sirdangolot5
got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!!
 
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yeah you're a day late on that one
 
 

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