cp_ohho - Map from Hell

**xpod1** · 03-12-2010 Last edited by xpod1; 03-12-2010 at 07:55 PM. #1

CP_OHHO
What is Salvatore Dali and MC Escher's art had buttsex.

THE MAP HAS 3 CHARACTERISTICS OF IT BEING:

From Hell

From some kind of genius who was allotted Hammer Editor

From MC Escher

The map is made up of about 50% this batshit crazy Texture of Chalked-on eyes on a black background. The other half is incredibly clever tricks that can keep you in an infinite loop if you are an idiot, or if it was at least centered correctly. When I started up a game you can see the second best word ever appear as your match information.
It is surprisingly Fitting.
Then you will notice the spawn is very bland. And then you will notice that you have about 10 seconds to kill the enemy team before the round starts. YOU ARE OF COURSE GREETED WITH THE AWESOME FACE TELLING YOU THIS. This is about when you realize this is not a normal map. Because after the round starts, the floor loses clips, and you fall into a water pit.
From then on, the map is incredibly confusing the first time around, and even then leaves you wondering what the fook man. The map has dozens of tricks such as randomly raising platforms, promising full health but making you die, and THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN GOD.
After you get your bearings you will find it is made for shenanigans:

Multicoloured impacts
Fleshy Ceilings
RANDOM TRAIN GODS
the ability to reach the skybox.
Death Booths!
Snoipah Races
Invisible Engineers

I would hereby Nominate this map to be put on the Fakepunch Server or whatever it is now.

Chef Excellence · 03-19-2010 #2

actually i turned it into an idle server

**xpod1** · 03-19-2010 #3

Originally Posted by Chef Excellence

actually i turned it into an idle server

What

**xpod1** · 03-19-2010 #4

Oh wait you're smug.
Yeah whatever.

Price_ · 04-07-2010 #5

The map is filled with shpam... and more shpam

03-12-2010 Last edited by xpod1; 03-12-2010 at 07:55 PM. #1
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	CP_OHHO What is Salvatore Dali and MC Escher's art had buttsex. THE MAP HAS 3 CHARACTERISTICS OF IT BEING: From Hell From some kind of genius who was allotted Hammer Editor From MC Escher The map is made up of about 50% this batshit crazy Texture of Chalked-on eyes on a black background. The other half is incredibly clever tricks that can keep you in an infinite loop if you are an idiot, or if it was at least centered correctly. When I started up a game you can see the second best word ever appear as your match information. It is surprisingly Fitting. Then you will notice the spawn is very bland. And then you will notice that you have about 10 seconds to kill the enemy team before the round starts. YOU ARE OF COURSE GREETED WITH THE AWESOME FACE TELLING YOU THIS. This is about when you realize this is not a normal map. Because after the round starts, the floor loses clips, and you fall into a water pit. From then on, the map is incredibly confusing the first time around, and even then leaves you wondering what the fook man. The map has dozens of tricks such as randomly raising platforms, promising full health but making you die, and THE MOTHERFUCKING TRAIN GOD. After you get your bearings you will find it is made for shenanigans: Multicoloured impacts Fleshy Ceilings RANDOM TRAIN GODS the ability to reach the skybox. Death Booths! Snoipah Races Invisible Engineers I would hereby Nominate this map to be put on the Fakepunch Server or whatever it is now.
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03-19-2010 #2
Chef Excellence Mar 2010 Posts: 172	actually i turned it into an idle server
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03-19-2010 #3
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Originally Posted by Chef Excellence actually i turned it into an idle server What
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03-19-2010 #4
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Oh wait you're smug. Yeah whatever.
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04-07-2010 #5
Price_ Apr 2010 Posts: 12	The map is filled with shpam... and more shpam
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