The Adventures of the Fakepunch Crew #1: Introductions

**RedStar** · 08:57 AM

CURRENTLY REBOOTING

**JPoid** · 01-16-2010 #2

with glasses and skinny lol

**RedStar** · 01-16-2010 #3

Originally Posted by JPoid

with glasses and skinny lol

take note, this is what happens when you don't put a good enough description

**JPoid** · 01-16-2010 #4

With glasses skinny and human with clothes on

**RedStar** · 03:58 AM

Your name is JPOID. You are male and are at least ONE-EIGHTH HISPANIC. You have a penchant for the SEGA DREAMCAST. You were a PENCIL in a past life. Your most prized possesion is your poster of DEXTER HOLLAND of the band THE OFFSPRING. Your PILLOW is missing, along with your GLASSES. Your fingers are UNNATURALLY SHARP. You own a very-flatscreen COMPUTER MONITOR for your COMPUTER, which is so small, it fits in a drawer which is OFF SCREEN. What to do now?

**JPoid** · 01-17-2010 #6

Go to the park.

**RedStar** · 01-17-2010 #7

Okay! Off to the park we g- Oh god fucking damnit.

Who the fuck did that? And when? You were just fucking staring at the wall a minute ago! Ugh. Whoever did this stole your pillow and your glasses too. You're sure of it.

What do?

**DrTaxi** · 01-17-2010 #8

Punch yourself because you are the only person who could have done that.

**JPoid** · 01-17-2010 #9

Open the door with brick wallpaper and go to the park.

**RedStar** · 01-17-2010 **#10**

No one must ever know about this.

**DrTaxi** · 01-17-2010 **#11**

Oh so only JPoid decides what to do? D:

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-17-2010 **#12**

Thats unfair; make 2 more adventures for me and Taxi!

**JPoid** · 01-18-2010 **#13**

You guys can decide too now.

**RedStar** · 03:56 AM

Well if you guys put it that way, i'll make a adventure about me and you guys can decide

EDIT: Continuing this one too of course.

EDIT2: Or we could group together in this one but jpoid would stay the lead character

^ Yeah let's do this, send in your descriptions

also new content:

On the way to the park, your mp3 player starts distorting it's audio output and playing backwards guitar riffs. This being a regular occurance where you and your buddies live, you ready yourself for combat.

Fookin' Slenderites, man.

**JPoid** · 08:47 PM

Use Shoop Da Woop.

**JPoid** · 01-18-2010 **#16**

Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.

**RedStar** · 01-18-2010 **#17**

Originally Posted by JPoid

Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.

Yeah that's what i was gonna roll with anyways

**JPoid** · 01-23-2010 **#18**

Use my really fucking sharp claws to rip him apart.

**sirdangolot5** · 01-23-2010 **#19**

^yes

oh hey you're online

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-23-2010 **#20**

do "a wild snorlax appears!" scene with JPOID killing it turn-base style.

**sirdangolot5** · 01-23-2010 **#21**

God damn

where the fuck is RedStar?

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-23-2010 **#22**

Offline;apparently

**sirdangolot5** · 01-23-2010 **#23**

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-23-2010 **#24**

is that JPOID!?

**sirdangolot5** · 01-23-2010 **#25**

I guess so

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-23-2010 **#26**

Man, JPOID i imagined differently.

**sirdangolot5** · 01-23-2010 **#27**

I drew him the same way RedStar did

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-23-2010 **#28**

I wasnt saying anything bad about your painting, i mean your like a picasso.

**JPoid** · 01-23-2010 **#29**

Originally Posted by sirdangolot5

I drew him the same way RedStar did

Except not as well.

**RedStar** · 08:11 AM

oh hey guys sup

apparently i violated my interbutts terms of service, so i had to get that shit cleared up

3 DAYS

Originally Posted by JPoid

Except not as well.

hey that's actually pretty damn good

it's proportions are way better; if you haven't noticed, body parts keep getting bigger/smaller etc. etc. (basically i suck ass at keeping things the same size)

also it's not going to be made in mspaint anymore, but they're still gonna be all sharp looking (except for certain effects)

disregard all that shit, making these in photoshop is a fucking pain, but i'll still touch 'em up in ps after all the drawing's done.

EDIT:

CRITICAL HIT!

God damn that's a lot of blood. You severed one of his main arteries, effective killing him with one swipe. Damn good. Now, off to the park, where you shall meet your friends.

ALERT: NEW CHARACTERS INBOUND; DESCRIPTIONS NEEDED

**sirdangolot5** · 01-23-2010 **#31**

Sirdangolot5: Draws pictures in MSPaint with a laptop trackpad

**RedStar** · 08:00 PM

Descriptions need to be as well as my Jpoid description up there. If you don't give me one I'll make it up (also like the Jpoid one up there)

CONTENT N' SHIT:

Meanwhile, in another part of the city...

"Sigh. Another rainy day. It almost always rains in this part of town, except for when it's cold enough. Then it snows. No difference to me."

That person right there is your boss and "father." He was the one that raised you as well as you are today. Not letting you get spoiled, even though he is the heir of the Lay-Lo Building Company, responsible for the creation of all the buildings in this town, therefore raking in MILLIONS of dollars. But there was another reason too: he is always protective. Of course you've never really questioned why; you've seen the dank little slums that surround the Lay-Lo skyscraper. But you've always wondered if the rest of the world is like this? It can't possibly be. You've seen pictures, pictures of green plains, pictures of majestic cities.

Pictures of other people that don't look like you.

Just like your father.

Your name is MARNIE VARKHUND. You are 4 YEARS OLD (technically), although through ways and means and millions of dollars, you have the mind of a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL. You obviously AREN'T HUMAN. You have never left the LAYLO SKYSCRAPER in your 4 years of life. Your father (and boss) is EDWARD VARKHUND. He is 17 YEARS OLD (really). He is A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE. He has a SHORT TEMPER. He really loves WOLVES for some reason.

"Fathe-"

"You're at work, Marnie. Refer to me by name."

"Sorry, fath- Edward."

"Okay, Marnie. What have you got?"

"Um, you know that kid you told us to watch?"

"Ah, yes. Did anyone cover his door with brick wallpaper?"

"Yes, and we caught it on tape. The ad department is already making it into a hilarious Super Bowl ad."

"Haha, yes. Anything else?"

"He's left his house to meet his friends at the park in the other side of town.

"Yes. He shall lead us to the entire group. Good work, Marnie. Thanks."

"Um, Edward?"

"Yes?"

"Why do I look so... different from everyone?"

Edward's spine straightened.

"That is for another day."

Well that's fucking disappointing. All this lackey work and he doesn't even want to tell you why you don't look like a normal fucking human being.

[Editor's note: THREE GUESSES TO WHO EDWARD IS AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT]

**RedStar** · 01-23-2010 **#33**

Here's a hint: short form of Edward

**sirdangolot5** · 01-24-2010 **#34**

I was kind of hoping you'd take my description and run with it

resulting in something like JPoid the pencil

**RedStar** · 01-24-2010 **#35**

Originally Posted by sirdangolot5

I was kind of hoping you'd take my description and run with it

resulting in something like JPoid the pencil

Okay, if you want that done then say so, I ain't psychic.

I'm also trying to build some story right now.

**RedStar** · 09:28 PM

Your name is AMARU HAYES, better known by your nickname SIR DANGOLOT. You are AFRICAN-AMERICAN (obviously). You have interests in UNDERGROUND HIP HOP and DRAWING STUFF, especially with your MOUSE TRACKPAD. You are skilled in MAKING MUSIC, wielding NUNCHAKU, and PLAYING SAINTS ROW 2.

You are late for your meet up with the gang at your park. You should probably take your PRETTY NICE BMX BIKE.

**sirdangolot5** · 01-26-2010 **#37**

oh my god how did you guess I have a usb keyboard

anyhow drive PRETTY NICE BMX BIKE through WINDOW.

**PonceDeLeon** · 01-26-2010 **#38**

Saints Row 2 eh?

**RedStar** · 01-26-2010 **#39**

Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon

Saints Row 2 eh?

damn right nigga (no offense dangolot)

**RedStar** · 01-27-2010 **#40**

god DAMN

(in other news, i can't draw bikes)

01-14-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 03-18-2010 at 08:57 AM. #1
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	CURRENTLY REBOOTING

01-16-2010 #2
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	with glasses and skinny lol

01-16-2010 #3
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by JPoid with glasses and skinny lol take note, this is what happens when you don't put a good enough description

01-16-2010 #4
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	With glasses skinny and human with clothes on

01-17-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 01-18-2010 at 03:58 AM. #5
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Your name is JPOID. You are male and are at least ONE-EIGHTH HISPANIC. You have a penchant for the SEGA DREAMCAST. You were a PENCIL in a past life. Your most prized possesion is your poster of DEXTER HOLLAND of the band THE OFFSPRING. Your PILLOW is missing, along with your GLASSES. Your fingers are UNNATURALLY SHARP. You own a very-flatscreen COMPUTER MONITOR for your COMPUTER, which is so small, it fits in a drawer which is OFF SCREEN. What to do now?

01-17-2010 #6
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Go to the park.

01-17-2010 #7
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Okay! Off to the park we g- Oh god fucking damnit. Who the fuck did that? And when? You were just fucking staring at the wall a minute ago! Ugh. Whoever did this stole your pillow and your glasses too. You're sure of it. What do?

01-17-2010 #8
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	Punch yourself because you are the only person who could have done that.

01-17-2010 #9
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Open the door with brick wallpaper and go to the park.

01-17-2010 #10
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	No one must ever know about this.

01-17-2010 #11
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	Oh so only JPoid decides what to do? D:

01-17-2010 #12
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	Thats unfair; make 2 more adventures for me and Taxi!

01-18-2010 #13
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	You guys can decide too now.

01-18-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 01-18-2010 at 03:56 AM. #14
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Well if you guys put it that way, i'll make a adventure about me and you guys can decide EDIT: Continuing this one too of course. EDIT2: Or we could group together in this one but jpoid would stay the lead character ^ Yeah let's do this, send in your descriptions also new content: On the way to the park, your mp3 player starts distorting it's audio output and playing backwards guitar riffs. This being a regular occurance where you and your buddies live, you ready yourself for combat. Fookin' Slenderites, man.

01-18-2010 Last edited by JPoid; 01-18-2010 at 08:47 PM. #15
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Use Shoop Da Woop.

01-18-2010 #16
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.

01-18-2010 #17
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by JPoid Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that. Yeah that's what i was gonna roll with anyways

01-23-2010 #18
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Use my really fucking sharp claws to rip him apart.

01-23-2010 #19
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	^yes oh hey you're online

01-23-2010 #20
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	do "a wild snorlax appears!" scene with JPOID killing it turn-base style.

01-23-2010 #21
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	God damn where the fuck is RedStar?

01-23-2010 #22
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	Offline;apparently

01-23-2010 #23
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429

01-23-2010 #24
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	is that JPOID!?

01-23-2010 #25
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	I guess so

01-23-2010 #26
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	Man, JPOID i imagined differently.

01-23-2010 #27
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	I drew him the same way RedStar did

01-23-2010 #28
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	I wasnt saying anything bad about your painting, i mean your like a picasso.

01-23-2010 #29
JPoid You serious Jul 2009 Posts: 235	Originally Posted by sirdangolot5 I drew him the same way RedStar did Except not as well.

01-23-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 01-23-2010 at 08:11 AM. #30
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	oh hey guys sup apparently i violated my interbutts terms of service, so i had to get that shit cleared up 3 DAYS Originally Posted by JPoid Except not as well. hey that's actually pretty damn good it's proportions are way better; if you haven't noticed, body parts keep getting bigger/smaller etc. etc. (basically i suck ass at keeping things the same size) also it's not going to be made in mspaint anymore, but they're still gonna be all sharp looking (except for certain effects) disregard all that shit, making these in photoshop is a fucking pain, but i'll still touch 'em up in ps after all the drawing's done. EDIT: CRITICAL HIT! God damn that's a lot of blood. You severed one of his main arteries, effective killing him with one swipe. Damn good. Now, off to the park, where you shall meet your friends. ALERT: NEW CHARACTERS INBOUND; DESCRIPTIONS NEEDED