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Old 08-14-2011 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 08-14-2011 at 09:23 AM.   View Single Post#1
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this is where you critique games that costed millions to make

dead rising 2: i'm probably missing a large part of the experience because i don't have xbox live, but oh my god. a promising concept brought down by bland boring missions that can suck my hate dick. in fact, if there were no missions i would've rated this a 9. I JUST WANT TO RUN OVER ZOMBIES IN A GOLF CART IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK - 6.5/10

forza motorsport 3: only get if you like cars and painting anime, furries, dicks, and anime furry dicks on cars - 8.5/10

saints row 2: stupid fun, not for everyone. live your dream to be a gangster british tranny hulk hogan. DONT GET IT ON PC GOD DAMNIT THEY FUCKED UP THE PORT - 9/10

also, a classic: duke nukem 3d: HAIL TO THE KING BABY - 10/10
 
Old 08-14-2011   View Single Post#2
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this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10
 
Old 08-14-2011   View Single Post#3
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this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10
i've played that before

it's got solid mechanics, 8/10
 
Old 08-15-2011   View Single Post#4
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hello kitty online is pretty fun bro
 
Old 08-16-2011   View Single Post#5
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doom 1 and 2
shit this game doesnt look good but its got some major carnage man 8/10
 
Old 08-17-2011   View Single Post#6
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just cause 2: HAHA YES. would be poifect if it had co-op but i understand why it doesn't 9.5/10
 
Old 09-05-2011   View Single Post#7
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terraria
i refuse to think this game costs money ok
why are there so many slimes
 
Old 09-07-2011 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 09-08-2011 at 01:12 AM.   View Single Post#8
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why are there so many slimes
that's because you pirated the game you schmuck

it's not even half as bad on the real version
 
Old 09-08-2011   View Single Post#9
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you paid as much for terraria as i did for dirt3

aka nothin at all
 
Old 09-17-2011   View Single Post#10
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Doo Sex Humane Revo-lotion = 1532512351253/10
 
Old 09-18-2011   View Single Post#11
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deus ex more like gay-us sex 0/10
 
Old 09-18-2011   View Single Post#12
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{i havent actually played it yet}
 
Old 09-18-2011   View Single Post#13
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{i havent actually played it yet}
i gathered
 
Old 09-19-2011   View Single Post#14
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with pro clue gathering skills like that, u should play la noire
 
Old 09-23-2011   View Single Post#15
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bioshock - is a man not entitled to the sweat drop down his balls? where all these bitches crawl? - 8.5/10
 
 

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