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Old 01-14-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 03-18-2010 at 08:57 AM.   View Single Post#1
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CURRENTLY REBOOTING
 
Old 01-16-2010   View Single Post#2
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with glasses and skinny lol
 
Old 01-16-2010   View Single Post#3
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with glasses and skinny lol


take note, this is what happens when you don't put a good enough description
 
Old 01-16-2010   View Single Post#4
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With glasses skinny and human with clothes on
 
Old 01-17-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 01-18-2010 at 03:58 AM.   View Single Post#5
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Your name is JPOID. You are male and are at least ONE-EIGHTH HISPANIC. You have a penchant for the SEGA DREAMCAST. You were a PENCIL in a past life. Your most prized possesion is your poster of DEXTER HOLLAND of the band THE OFFSPRING. Your PILLOW is missing, along with your GLASSES. Your fingers are UNNATURALLY SHARP. You own a very-flatscreen COMPUTER MONITOR for your COMPUTER, which is so small, it fits in a drawer which is OFF SCREEN. What to do now?
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#6
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Go to the park.
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#7
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Okay! Off to the park we g- Oh god fucking damnit.



Who the fuck did that? And when? You were just fucking staring at the wall a minute ago! Ugh. Whoever did this stole your pillow and your glasses too. You're sure of it.

What do?
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#8
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Punch yourself because you are the only person who could have done that.
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#9
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Open the door with brick wallpaper and go to the park.
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#10
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No one must ever know about this.
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#11
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Oh so only JPoid decides what to do? D:
 
Old 01-17-2010   View Single Post#12
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Thats unfair; make 2 more adventures for me and Taxi!
 
Old 01-18-2010   View Single Post#13
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You guys can decide too now.
 
Old 01-18-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 01-18-2010 at 03:56 AM.   View Single Post#14
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Well if you guys put it that way, i'll make a adventure about me and you guys can decide

EDIT: Continuing this one too of course.

EDIT2: Or we could group together in this one but jpoid would stay the lead character

^ Yeah let's do this, send in your descriptions

also new content:

On the way to the park, your mp3 player starts distorting it's audio output and playing backwards guitar riffs. This being a regular occurance where you and your buddies live, you ready yourself for combat.



Fookin' Slenderites, man.
 
Old 01-18-2010 Edited: Last edited by JPoid; 01-18-2010 at 08:47 PM.   View Single Post#15
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Use Shoop Da Woop.
 
Old 01-18-2010   View Single Post#16
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Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.
 
Old 01-18-2010   View Single Post#17
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Here's a new system; Whoever's vote gets the most votes then I do that.
Yeah that's what i was gonna roll with anyways
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#18
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Use my really fucking sharp claws to rip him apart.
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#19
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^yes

oh hey you're online
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#20
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do "a wild snorlax appears!" scene with JPOID killing it turn-base style.
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#21
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God damn

where the fuck is RedStar?
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#22
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Offline;apparently
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#23
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Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#24
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is that JPOID!?
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#25
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I guess so
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#26
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Man, JPOID i imagined differently.
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#27
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I drew him the same way RedStar did
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#28
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I wasnt saying anything bad about your painting, i mean your like a picasso.
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#29
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I drew him the same way RedStar did
Except not as well.
 
Old 01-23-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 01-23-2010 at 08:11 AM.   View Single Post#30
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oh hey guys sup

apparently i violated my interbutts terms of service, so i had to get that shit cleared up

3 DAYS

Except not as well.
hey that's actually pretty damn good

it's proportions are way better; if you haven't noticed, body parts keep getting bigger/smaller etc. etc. (basically i suck ass at keeping things the same size)

also it's not going to be made in mspaint anymore, but they're still gonna be all sharp looking (except for certain effects)

disregard all that shit, making these in photoshop is a fucking pain, but i'll still touch 'em up in ps after all the drawing's done.

EDIT:

CRITICAL HIT!



God damn that's a lot of blood. You severed one of his main arteries, effective killing him with one swipe. Damn good. Now, off to the park, where you shall meet your friends.

ALERT: NEW CHARACTERS INBOUND; DESCRIPTIONS NEEDED
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#31
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Sirdangolot5: Draws pictures in MSPaint with a laptop trackpad
 
Old 01-23-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 01-23-2010 at 08:00 PM.   View Single Post#32
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Descriptions need to be as well as my Jpoid description up there. If you don't give me one I'll make it up (also like the Jpoid one up there)

CONTENT N' SHIT:

Meanwhile, in another part of the city...



"Sigh. Another rainy day. It almost always rains in this part of town, except for when it's cold enough. Then it snows. No difference to me."

That person right there is your boss and "father." He was the one that raised you as well as you are today. Not letting you get spoiled, even though he is the heir of the Lay-Lo Building Company, responsible for the creation of all the buildings in this town, therefore raking in MILLIONS of dollars. But there was another reason too: he is always protective. Of course you've never really questioned why; you've seen the dank little slums that surround the Lay-Lo skyscraper. But you've always wondered if the rest of the world is like this? It can't possibly be. You've seen pictures, pictures of green plains, pictures of majestic cities.

Pictures of other people that don't look like you.

Just like your father.



Your name is MARNIE VARKHUND. You are 4 YEARS OLD (technically), although through ways and means and millions of dollars, you have the mind of a 15 YEAR OLD GIRL. You obviously AREN'T HUMAN. You have never left the LAYLO SKYSCRAPER in your 4 years of life. Your father (and boss) is EDWARD VARKHUND. He is 17 YEARS OLD (really). He is A FUCKING MILLIONAIRE. He has a SHORT TEMPER. He really loves WOLVES for some reason.

"Fathe-"

"You're at work, Marnie. Refer to me by name."

"Sorry, fath- Edward."

"Okay, Marnie. What have you got?"

"Um, you know that kid you told us to watch?"

"Ah, yes. Did anyone cover his door with brick wallpaper?"

"Yes, and we caught it on tape. The ad department is already making it into a hilarious Super Bowl ad."

"Haha, yes. Anything else?"

"He's left his house to meet his friends at the park in the other side of town.

"Yes. He shall lead us to the entire group. Good work, Marnie. Thanks."

"Um, Edward?"

"Yes?"

"Why do I look so... different from everyone?"

Edward's spine straightened.

"That is for another day."

Well that's fucking disappointing. All this lackey work and he doesn't even want to tell you why you don't look like a normal fucking human being.

[Editor's note: THREE GUESSES TO WHO EDWARD IS AND THE FIRST TWO DON'T COUNT]
 
Old 01-23-2010   View Single Post#33
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Here's a hint: short form of Edward
 
Old 01-24-2010   View Single Post#34
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I was kind of hoping you'd take my description and run with it

resulting in something like JPoid the pencil
 
Old 01-24-2010   View Single Post#35
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I was kind of hoping you'd take my description and run with it

resulting in something like JPoid the pencil
Okay, if you want that done then say so, I ain't psychic.

I'm also trying to build some story right now.
 
Old 01-25-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 01-25-2010 at 09:28 PM.   View Single Post#36
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Your name is AMARU HAYES, better known by your nickname SIR DANGOLOT. You are AFRICAN-AMERICAN (obviously). You have interests in UNDERGROUND HIP HOP and DRAWING STUFF, especially with your MOUSE TRACKPAD. You are skilled in MAKING MUSIC, wielding NUNCHAKU, and PLAYING SAINTS ROW 2.

You are late for your meet up with the gang at your park. You should probably take your PRETTY NICE BMX BIKE.
 
Old 01-26-2010   View Single Post#37
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oh my god how did you guess I have a usb keyboard

anyhow drive PRETTY NICE BMX BIKE through WINDOW.
 
Old 01-26-2010   View Single Post#38
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Saints Row 2 eh?
 
Old 01-26-2010   View Single Post#39
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Saints Row 2 eh?
damn right nigga (no offense dangolot)
 
Old 01-27-2010   View Single Post#40
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god DAMN

(in other news, i can't draw bikes)
 
 
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