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Old 03-23-2010   View Single Post#1
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
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Taxi: We're going to have to shut down Edward Varkhund's business. We need a plan.

Red: Remind me why you guys have to shut down a multimillion dollar orginization?

Taxi: If we don't, he's going to shut us down, and use our building for his personal armies. Plus he's plain evil. Now, we need a plan.

Fille: I got it. How about we kidnap his--



Nathaz: I have a plan, desu! Let's forget about the whole thing and watch anime, des-GACK



Demaja (Hardy): Bro, you gotta change your temper. And clean that off before you give it back to me. Damn.
 
Old 03-23-2010   View Single Post#2
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Yes.
 
Old 03-23-2010   View Single Post#3
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And I assume you're the one with red hair.
 
Old 03-23-2010   View Single Post#4
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oh my
 
Old 03-23-2010   View Single Post#5
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Where am I? Make me a super hero who looks at dicks.
 
Old 03-23-2010   View Single Post#6
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And I assume you're the one with red hair.
color-coding is dumb, that's daxxy/taxi/whatever. i'm the poorly drawn pale one.
 
Old 03-24-2010   View Single Post#7
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I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.
 
Old 03-24-2010   View Single Post#8
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I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.
if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun
 
Old 03-24-2010   View Single Post#9
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if thats true then the fakepunch christmas party is going to be alot more fun
Christmas party? Isn't that a little... late?
 
Old 03-24-2010   View Single Post#10
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Christmas is never over
 
Old 03-24-2010   View Single Post#11
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You wish
 
Old 03-24-2010   View Single Post#12
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You wish
suck my cakes
 
Old 03-25-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 03-25-2010 at 11:09 AM.   View Single Post#13
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I didn't know fille was a girl. Cool.
why you make fun of me :<

also that comes later

e: girl versions of fille, dango, and xpod: gay or no?
 
Old 03-25-2010   View Single Post#14
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It's only gay if they're trannies.
 
Old 03-25-2010   View Single Post#15
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why you make fun of me :<

also that comes later
This sounds like it's going to be a very interesting story.
 
Old 03-25-2010   View Single Post#16
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and xpod: gay or no?
What.
If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.
 
Old 03-26-2010   View Single Post#17
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Why is everyone balck?

Yes, balck.
 
Old 03-26-2010   View Single Post#18
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What.
If you mean make me gay don't overdo it.
waht
 
Old 03-26-2010   View Single Post#19
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Taxi: We still need a plan.



Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened?

Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did!



Xpod: I still say it was you!

Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH



Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.
 
Old 03-26-2010   View Single Post#20
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Yay. <3 Love Ithae's wings and xpod's ears. :3
 
Old 03-26-2010   View Single Post#21
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Who am I
 
Old 03-26-2010   View Single Post#22
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where

Am I I want to be in here too
 
Old 03-27-2010   View Single Post#23
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hold the f on
 
Old 03-27-2010   View Single Post#24
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Let the story move on more fool.
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#25
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Taxi: We still need a plan.



Ibutsu: Hey guys, I found Ithae outside, what happened?

Ithae: I shall tell you what happened! Mr. Xpod over there was exceptionally rude and thrown me out for what a imposter did!



Xpod: I still say it was you!

Ithae: Oh yeah? BRING IT BITCH



Fille: Guys, shut the fuck up. Like I was saying, we could kidnap his daughter I've heard him talk about. We kidnap her, hold her for ransom, and get a shitload of cash.
That was epic. Continue. xpod1 is still very rude.

Brought a smile to my face
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#26
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Color it in.
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#27
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man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore
 
Old 03-30-2010 Edited: Last edited by RedStar; 03-30-2010 at 05:31 PM.   View Single Post#28
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man I have no idea what the FUCK is going on in this thread anymore
kidnappings and ithae telling me to color shit

also actually interactive parts

soon

now
 
Old 03-30-2010 Edited: Last edited by DrTaxi; 03-30-2010 at 06:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.   View Single Post#29
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Taxi: Well since Fille's plan is the only one, well, actually suggested, I say we get ready.



Taxi: After all, how hard is it to kidnap a 16-year-old girl?



You are now Marnie Varkhund.

After weeks searching for clues, you have no leads and have become frustrated. What to do?

A) Search some more.
B) Ask yourself "Why are you smoking?"
C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds.
D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#30
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Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right?

Anyway, B)
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#31
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D with pics.

... for xpod
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#32
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I see what you are trying and no shenanigans.
 
Old 03-30-2010   View Single Post#33
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5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.

What did you do Daxxy

TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.
 
Old 03-31-2010   View Single Post#34
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Wait. We're not supposed to know what Marnie's searching clues about, right?

Anyway, B)
Continuation of the old story. She's trying to find out why she can't leave her father's building.

5 Hours Ago Last edited by DrTaxi; 4 Hours Ago at 01:28 PM. Reason: There's no option E. It never existed. Really. Now move along.

What did you do Daxxy

TELL ME YOU NAZI FAGGOT.
it was option that if selected, would tell the fact that Marnie does not know what a furry is, and thinks she is a normal person.

D with pics.

... for xpod
oh dear walked straight into that one didn't i
 
Old 03-31-2010   View Single Post#35
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it was option that if selected, would tell the fact that Marnie does not know what a furry is, and thinks she is a normal person.
I would have chosen that
 
Old 03-31-2010   View Single Post#36
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Go for B by the ways
 
Old 03-31-2010   View Single Post#37
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"Last edited by DrTaxi" should be a link for mods by the way. You should be able to view the edit history of that post there.
 
Old 03-31-2010   View Single Post#38
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You don't know where you got the cigarette or when you started smoking. Frankly, you don't give a daKOFF KOFF HACK



Okay, smoking is not for you.

A) Search some more.
B) Check out band poster.
C) Attempt to reverse engineer the network so you can access the internerds.
D) Change out of sickeningly girly clothes that have been outdated since the 50s.
 
Old 03-31-2010   View Single Post#39
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Again, B. I have a feeling it may somehow be related to us. Or there's a key hidden behind it
 
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ǝsuǝʇuı sı ʇıɥs sıɥʇ
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