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Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#1
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Discovery's astronauts are surveying their ship for signs of launch damage, but the job is being complicated by the failure of the space shuttle's big dish antenna.

The antenna failed to operate after Discovery blasted into orbit on Monday.

That left the seven astronauts with no way to send or receive big packages of information, like the laser images of the shuttle's wings and nose being collected early on Tuesday morning.

Normally, these images are sent immediately to Mission Control.

Commander Alan Poindexter and his crew are storing the data on 40-minute tapes.

The tapes will be fed into a computer, and the information will be relayed once the shuttle reaches the International Space Station on Wednesday.
SAUCE
 
Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#2
PonceDeLeon
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You should be our official fakepunch News Node Man.
 
Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#3
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You should be our official fakepunch News Node Man.
the nnm
 
Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#4
PonceDeLeon
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I would give him that title but i can't give titles only, titties mc. daxxy can
 
Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#5
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I would give him that title but i can't give titles only, titties mc. daxxy can
yeah he p cool and down wth the jiggies sir doogity dog opiece ot gona shut sum craka a$$
 
Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#6
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i forgot to mention i can speak
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Old 04-06-2010   View Single Post#7
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I would give him that title but i can't give titles only, titties mc. daxxy can
Thats what I meant when I exaggerated the ceteraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaa
 
Old 04-07-2010   View Single Post#8
Machk
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We should make a news bot.
 
Old 04-09-2010   View Single Post#9
PonceDeLeon
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British is our news bot. We pay him to make news threads and never go outside or take breaks. He is fed through a tube connected to his anal canal. We serve him melted hotpockets and lemonade.
 
Old 04-30-2010   View Single Post#10
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Why do we need a news bot? He isn't even talking about Steam.
 
Old 05-12-2010   View Single Post#11
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Well I am flattered. News node man <3
 
 

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