RedStar
05-18-2011, 11:08 AM
ok like so you start out with nothing but a pickax and a regular axe, and you make houses for dumb idiots that like to die
list of dumb idiots:
♦ the guide. he's here to tell you shit you already know like "PRESS THE WASD KEYS TO WALK" and "HEY CUT DOWN SOME TREES LARDASS"
♦ the merchant. some money grubbing bastard that wants to steal all your gold
♦ the nurse. some dumb broad to sell you healing after you've gotten 99 healing potions
♦ the demolitionist. this terrorist sells you bombs to kill pigdog americans zombies with
♦ the arms dealer. i like this guy. he's a true american, even though he suffers from a defect (being black).
♦ the dryad. some tree hugging bitch wearing a leaf bikini or something? sells you useless nature shit
♦ the clothier. you have to kill an old man to get this guy, even more proof that lowlife video game developers want our children to murder innocent seniors.
who else here bought it
list of dumb idiots:
♦ the guide. he's here to tell you shit you already know like "PRESS THE WASD KEYS TO WALK" and "HEY CUT DOWN SOME TREES LARDASS"
♦ the merchant. some money grubbing bastard that wants to steal all your gold
♦ the nurse. some dumb broad to sell you healing after you've gotten 99 healing potions
♦ the demolitionist. this terrorist sells you bombs to kill pigdog americans zombies with
♦ the arms dealer. i like this guy. he's a true american, even though he suffers from a defect (being black).
♦ the dryad. some tree hugging bitch wearing a leaf bikini or something? sells you useless nature shit
♦ the clothier. you have to kill an old man to get this guy, even more proof that lowlife video game developers want our children to murder innocent seniors.
who else here bought it