Terrerria - You got your Metroidvania in my Minecraft!

**RedStar** · 05:34 AM

ok like so you start out with nothing but a pickax and a regular axe, and you make houses for dumb idiots that like to die

list of dumb idiots:

♦ the guide. he's here to tell you shit you already know like "PRESS THE WASD KEYS TO WALK" and "HEY CUT DOWN SOME TREES LARDASS"

♦ the merchant. some money grubbing bastard that wants to steal all your gold

♦ the nurse. some dumb broad to sell you healing after you've gotten 99 healing potions

♦ the demolitionist. this terrorist sells you bombs to kill pigdog ~~americans~~ zombies with

♦ the arms dealer. i like this guy. he's a true american, even though he suffers from a defect (being black).

♦ the dryad. some tree hugging bitch wearing a leaf bikini or something? sells you useless nature shit

♦ the clothier. you have to kill an old man to get this guy, even more proof that lowlife video game developers want our children to murder innocent seniors.

who else here bought it

**xpod1** · 05-18-2011 #2

ludd is begging oh to buy the 4 pack for coolest cats

**xpod1** · 05-18-2011 #3

what the hell is that sound

**xpod1** · 05-18-2011 #4

haha you have the best titles

**robotman5** · 05-21-2011 #5

game is stwupid....

**RedStar** · 05-21-2011 #6

u r stupid

u like memes

like TROLLFACE.JPG and SWAP.AVI

**RedStar** · 12:12 AM

yo terrerria is only $2.50 so get your ass some money and buy it

EDIT: negroes changed it to $4.99

**xpod1** · 07-10-2011 #8

i bet the jews did this

05-18-2011 Last edited by RedStar; 06-15-2011 at 05:34 AM. #1
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	ok like so you start out with nothing but a pickax and a regular axe, and you make houses for dumb idiots that like to die list of dumb idiots: ♦ the guide. he's here to tell you shit you already know like "PRESS THE WASD KEYS TO WALK" and "HEY CUT DOWN SOME TREES LARDASS" ♦ the merchant. some money grubbing bastard that wants to steal all your gold ♦ the nurse. some dumb broad to sell you healing after you've gotten 99 healing potions ♦ the demolitionist. this terrorist sells you bombs to kill pigdog ~~americans~~ zombies with ♦ the arms dealer. i like this guy. he's a true american, even though he suffers from a defect (being black). ♦ the dryad. some tree hugging bitch wearing a leaf bikini or something? sells you useless nature shit ♦ the clothier. you have to kill an old man to get this guy, even more proof that lowlife video game developers want our children to murder innocent seniors. who else here bought it
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07-09-2011 Last edited by RedStar; 07-10-2011 at 12:12 AM. #7
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	yo terrerria is only $2.50 so get your ass some money and buy it EDIT: negroes changed it to $4.99
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05-18-2011 #2
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	ludd is begging oh to buy the 4 pack for coolest cats
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05-18-2011 #3
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	what the hell is that sound
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05-18-2011 #4
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	haha you have the best titles
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05-21-2011 #5
robotman5 Twitter: rob0tman5 Jan 2010 Posts: 303	game is stwupid....
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05-21-2011 #6
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	u r stupid u like memes like TROLLFACE.JPG and SWAP.AVI
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07-10-2011 #8
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	i bet the jews did this
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