The smartness thread!

[Ithae]

Here, I specifically calculate your smartness based on how brilliant your post is, or how udderly stupid it is. Everyone starts with 5000 smartness. Idea from sirdangolot5

To begin, how do you feel about fakepunch?

[cdBiohazard]

"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"

[Ithae]

"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"

User lost 1500 smartness because of this post

cdBiohazard now has 3500 smartness.

[PonceDeLeon]

lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart

[Ithae]

lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart

User lost 4700 smartness becuase of this post. But he gained an extra 1100 for being humorous.

PonceDeLeon now has 1400 smartness.

[Ithae]

PonceDeLeon gained 2000 smartness due to post outside this thread. One more smart post in the thread will give him 4000+ smartness.

PonceDeLeon now has 3400 smartness.

[PonceDeLeon]

Which thread?

[Ithae]

Which thread?

All the other theads. User gained 100 smartness for the post

PonceDeLeon now has 3500 smartness.

[PonceDeLeon]

So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?

[Ithae]

So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?

User gained 0 smartness for this post

Not exactly. I really just used that as a bump. Anyway, I don't give points for dumb questions.

My smartness is 9800

[PonceDeLeon]

You-tube is going down the shithole.

[fille87]

This thread is dumb

[PonceDeLeon]

Have a box.


-wait.

[Ithae]

You-tube is going down the shithole.

User gained 800 smartness for this post

PonceDeLeon now has -4999 smarness. I suck

[PonceDeLeon]

This dumbness system is really dumb.

[Ithae]

This thread is dumb

User lost 5000 smartness for this post

fille87 now has 0 smartness.

[Ithae]

This dumbness system is really dumb.

Stop c!!!!

[Ithae]

I am gay!

[PonceDeLeon]

What is this i don't even

[fille87]

removing edit buttons

[PonceDeLeon]

I love you.

[Ithae]

removing edit buttons

fille87 is abusing admin powers :( Now I know he is going to change this.

-That said something different /fille-

[sirdangolot5]

<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
(var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute ("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT
OUT TO TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

[cdBiohazard]

<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
(var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute ("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT
OUT TO TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

Pretty much this.

[sirdangolot5]

Can you make it scroll faster?

[RedStar]

proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards

[sirdangolot5]

Idea from sirdangolot5


lies

[HardyRetardy]

<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
(var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute ("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT
OUT TO TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

Okay, there are a lot of mistakes in that script.

<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
(var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute ("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE, LARRY, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, WHERE YOU FUCKING MAKE THE STUPIDEST COMMERCIAL IN THE WORLD, AND I'M LIKE- YOU BITCH!
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU! BOOM BOOM! I'LL- I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT GODDAMN COMMERCIAL! It already wen- WHAAAAAT?! WWWHAAAAAAAAT!?! IT ALREADY WENT OUT!?! TO TV'S!?! EVERYWHERE?? AND NOW SONY'S GONNA GO BAN-? I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED!!! AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

[sirdangolot5]

remember to add the bracket at the end
or maybe take one out, I don't know javascript that well

[Dummkopf]

3x5 = 15

[Ithae]

3x5 = 15

Thanks for bumping my terrible thread.

[xpod1]

Whats the matter ya freakin stupid or somethin