The smartness thread!

Ithae · 02-07-2010 #1

Here, I specifically calculate your smartness based on how brilliant your post is, or how udderly stupid it is. Everyone starts with 5000 smartness. Idea from sirdangolot5

To begin, how do you feel about fakepunch?

**cdBiohazard** · 02-07-2010 #2

"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"

Ithae · 02-07-2010 #3

Originally Posted by cdBiohazard

"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"

User lost 1500 smartness because of this post

cdBiohazard now has 3500 smartness.

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 #4

lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart

Ithae · 02-07-2010 #5

Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon

lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart

User lost 4700 smartness becuase of this post. But he gained an extra 1100 for being humorous.

PonceDeLeon now has 1400 smartness.

Ithae · 02-07-2010 #6

PonceDeLeon gained 2000 smartness due to post outside this thread. One more smart post in the thread will give him 4000+ smartness.

PonceDeLeon now has 3400 smartness.

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 #7

Which thread?

Ithae · 02-07-2010 #8

Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon

Which thread?

All the other theads. User gained 100 smartness for the post

PonceDeLeon now has 3500 smartness.

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 #9

So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?

Ithae · 02-07-2010 **#10**

Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon

So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?

User gained 0 smartness for this post

Not exactly. I really just used that as a bump. Anyway, I don't give points for dumb questions.

My smartness is 9800

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 **#11**

You-tube is going down the shithole.

**fille87** · 02-07-2010 **#12**

This thread is dumb

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 **#13**

Have a box.

-wait.

Ithae · 05:31 PM

Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon

You-tube is going down the shithole.

User gained 800 smartness for this post

PonceDeLeon now has -4999 smarness. I suck

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 **#15**

This dumbness system is really dumb.

Ithae · 02-07-2010 **#16**

Originally Posted by fille87

This thread is dumb

User lost 5000 smartness for this post

fille87 now has 0 smartness.

Ithae · 05:29 PM

Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon

This dumbness system is really dumb.

Stop c!!!!

Ithae · 02-07-2010 **#18**

I am gay!

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 **#19**

What is this i don't even

**fille87** · 02-07-2010 **#20**

removing edit buttons

**PonceDeLeon** · 02-07-2010 **#21**

I love you.

Ithae · 07:08 PM

Originally Posted by fille87

removing edit buttons

fille87 is abusing admin powers

Now I know he is going to change this.

-That said something different /fille-

**sirdangolot5** · 02-08-2010 **#23**

Code:

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t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION,   JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH! 
YOU   FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO   FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU   MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT 
OUT TO   TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
 FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

**cdBiohazard** · 02-08-2010 **#24**

Originally Posted by sirdangolot5

Code:

			<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script   type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
  XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
 (var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =   
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION,   JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH! 
YOU   FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO   FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU   MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT 
OUT TO   TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
 FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

Pretty much this.

**sirdangolot5** · 02-08-2010 **#25**

Can you make it scroll faster?

**RedStar** · 02-09-2010 **#26**

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**sirdangolot5** · 02-09-2010 **#27**

Originally Posted by Ithae

Idea from sirdangolot5

lies

HardyRetardy · 02-10-2010 **#28**

Originally Posted by sirdangolot5

Code:

			<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script   type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
  XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
 (var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =   
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE JUST FOR THIS OCCASION,   JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASI
ON! DON'T YOU FUCKING MAKE STUPID COMMERCIALS ALL OVER THE WORLD AND IM LIKE- YOU BITCH! 
YOU   FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE JUST MAKING ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO   FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! POW POW! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU   MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU THE TV'S ALREADY GOT THE FUCKING COMMERCIALS! YOU'VE ALREADY SENT IT 
OUT TO   TV'S, EVERYWHERE! So sorry if they go ban- I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAV EA FAMILY TO
 FEED AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

Okay, there are a lot of mistakes in that script.

Code:

			<div class="smallfont"><h2><br /><strong><marqueeclass="smallfont"><script   type="text/javascript">pageelem=document.evaluate(//a[@class='bigusername']
[contains(@href,'member.php?u=192')]/font",document,null,
  XPathResult.ORDERED_NODE_SNAPSHOT_TYPE,null);for
 (var i = 0; i < pageelem.snapshotLength; i++) {thispageelem =   
pageelem.snapshotItem(i);thispageelem.setAttribute("color",'#FF00FF');}</script> <fon
t size="5" color="red">What the fuck was that?! That was the stupid f- I'M GONNA STAB Y
OU! I'M GONNA FUCKING STAB YOU! BECAUSE, LARRY, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, JUST FOR SUCH AN OCCASION, WHERE YOU FUCKING MAKE THE STUPIDEST COMMERCIAL IN THE WORLD, AND I'M LIKE- YOU BITCH! 
YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE! YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ALL OF US BANKRUPT! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I DON'T
 WANNA BUY A PSP ANYMORE! AAH! I'M SO  FUCKING PISSED AT YOU LARRY! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
 I HAVE A GUN IN MY POCKET! I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU! BOOM BOOM! I'LL- I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! I'LL SHOOT YOU THREE TIMES! YOU MOTHERFUCKER! YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEER! I'M GONNA
 FUCKING KILL YOU IF YOU DON'T CHANGE THAT GODDAMN COMMERCIAL! It already wen- WHAAAAAT?! WWWHAAAAAAAAT!?! IT ALREADY WENT OUT!?! TO TV'S!?! EVERYWHERE?? AND NOW SONY'S GONNA GO BAN-? I HAVE A FAMILY, I HAVE A FAMILY TO FEED!!! AAAAAAGGHHHH!</font></marquee></strong></h2></div

**sirdangolot5** · 02-10-2010 **#29**

remember to add the bracket at the end
or maybe take one out, I don't know javascript that well

**Dummkopf** · 03-09-2010 **#30**

3x5 = 15

Ithae · 03-10-2010 **#31**

Originally Posted by Dummkopf

3x5 = 15

Thanks for bumping my terrible thread.

**xpod1** · 03-10-2010 **#32**

Whats the matter ya freakin stupid or somethin

02-07-2010 Last edited by fille87; 02-07-2010 at 05:31 PM. Reason: stop that #14
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon You-tube is going down the shithole. User gained 800 smartness for this post PonceDeLeon now has -4999 smarness. I suck
	Reply

02-07-2010 Last edited by fille87; 02-07-2010 at 05:29 PM. Reason: what post #17
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon This dumbness system is really dumb. Stop c!!!!
	Reply

02-07-2010 Last edited by fille87; 02-08-2010 at 07:08 PM. Reason: What the fuc I didn't edit that #22
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by fille87 removing edit buttons fille87 is abusing admin powers Now I know he is going to change this. -That said something different /fille-
	Reply

02-07-2010 #1
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Here, I specifically calculate your smartness based on how brilliant your post is, or how udderly stupid it is. Everyone starts with 5000 smartness. Idea from sirdangolot5 To begin, how do you feel about fakepunch?
	Reply

02-07-2010 #2
cdBiohazard be teflon Jan 2010 Posts: 57	"Larry, what the fuck is this shit?"
	Reply

02-07-2010 #3
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by cdBiohazard "Larry, what the fuck is this shit?" User lost 1500 smartness because of this post cdBiohazard now has 3500 smartness.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #4
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart
	Reply

02-07-2010 #5
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon lolz u dumazz fiev thosand minis 1500 isnt 3500 u fuktart User lost 4700 smartness becuase of this post. But he gained an extra 1100 for being humorous. PonceDeLeon now has 1400 smartness.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #6
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	PonceDeLeon gained 2000 smartness due to post outside this thread. One more smart post in the thread will give him 4000+ smartness. PonceDeLeon now has 3400 smartness.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #7
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	Which thread?
	Reply

02-07-2010 #8
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon Which thread? All the other theads. User gained 100 smartness for the post PonceDeLeon now has 3500 smartness.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #9
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness?
	Reply

02-07-2010 #10
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by PonceDeLeon So five more intelligent posts in other threads and i will have 4,000 smartness? User gained 0 smartness for this post Not exactly. I really just used that as a bump. Anyway, I don't give points for dumb questions. My smartness is 9800
	Reply

02-07-2010 #11
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	You-tube is going down the shithole.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #12
fille87 Jun 2009 Posts: 404	This thread is dumb
	Reply

02-07-2010 #13
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	Have a box. -wait.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #15
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	This dumbness system is really dumb.
	Reply

02-07-2010 #16
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by fille87 This thread is dumb User lost 5000 smartness for this post fille87 now has 0 smartness.
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02-07-2010 #19
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	What is this i don't even
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02-07-2010 #20
fille87 Jun 2009 Posts: 404	removing edit buttons
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02-07-2010 #21
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	I love you.
	Reply

02-08-2010 #25
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	Can you make it scroll faster?
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02-09-2010 #26
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards proboards
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02-09-2010 #27
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	Originally Posted by Ithae Idea from sirdangolot5 lies
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02-10-2010 #29
sirdangolot5 got Gold Member for finding an egg during easter holidays, OMG IM SO ORIGINAL!!! Jan 2010 Posts: 429	remember to add the bracket at the end or maybe take one out, I don't know javascript that well
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03-09-2010 #30
Dummkopf african crop harvester Jan 2010 Posts: 150	3x5 = 15
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03-10-2010 #31
Ithae Feb 2010 Posts: 342	Originally Posted by Dummkopf 3x5 = 15 Thanks for bumping my terrible thread.
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03-10-2010 #32
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Whats the matter ya freakin stupid or somethin
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