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**RedStar** · 08:23 AM

this is where you critique games that costed millions to make

dead rising 2: i'm probably missing a large part of the experience because i don't have xbox live, but oh my god. a promising concept brought down by bland boring missions that can suck my hate dick. in fact, if there were no missions i would've rated this a 9. I JUST WANT TO RUN OVER ZOMBIES IN A GOLF CART IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK - 6.5/10

forza motorsport 3: only get if you like cars and painting anime, furries, dicks, and anime furry dicks on cars - 8.5/10

saints row 2: stupid fun, not for everyone. live your dream to be a gangster british tranny hulk hogan. DONT GET IT ON PC GOD DAMNIT THEY FUCKED UP THE PORT - 9/10

also, a classic: duke nukem 3d: HAIL TO THE KING BABY - 10/10

**DrTaxi** · 08-14-2011 #2

this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10

**RedStar** · 08-14-2011 #3

Originally Posted by DrTaxi

this is where you critique games that you never played

hello kitty online: lol - 0/10

i've played that before

it's got solid mechanics, 8/10

**ButtsexV2** · 08-15-2011 #4

hello kitty online is pretty fun bro

**xpod1** · 08-16-2011 #5

doom 1 and 2
shit this game doesnt look good but its got some major carnage man 8/10

**RedStar** · 08-17-2011 #6

just cause 2: HAHA YES. would be poifect if it had co-op but i understand why it doesn't 9.5/10

**xpod1** · 09-05-2011 #7

terraria
i refuse to think this game costs money ok
why are there so many slimes

**RedStar** · 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by xpod1

why are there so many slimes

that's because you pirated the game you schmuck

it's not even half as bad on the real version

**RedStar** · 09-08-2011 #9

you paid as much for terraria as i did for dirt3

aka nothin at all

**altrus** · 09-17-2011 **#10**

Doo Sex Humane Revo-lotion = 1532512351253/10

**RedStar** · 09-18-2011 **#11**

deus ex more like gay-us sex 0/10

**RedStar** · 09-18-2011 **#12**

{i havent actually played it yet}

**altrus** · 09-18-2011 **#13**

Originally Posted by RedStar

{i havent actually played it yet}

i gathered

**RedStar** · 09-19-2011 **#14**

with pro clue gathering skills like that, u should play la noire

**RedStar** · 09-23-2011 **#15**

bioshock - is a man not entitled to the sweat drop down his balls? where all these bitches crawl? - 8.5/10

08-14-2011 Last edited by RedStar; 08-14-2011 at 08:23 AM. #1
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	this is where you critique games that costed millions to make dead rising 2: i'm probably missing a large part of the experience because i don't have xbox live, but oh my god. a promising concept brought down by bland boring missions that can suck my hate dick. in fact, if there were no missions i would've rated this a 9. I JUST WANT TO RUN OVER ZOMBIES IN A GOLF CART IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK - 6.5/10 forza motorsport 3: only get if you like cars and painting anime, furries, dicks, and anime furry dicks on cars - 8.5/10 saints row 2: stupid fun, not for everyone. live your dream to be a gangster british tranny hulk hogan. DONT GET IT ON PC GOD DAMNIT THEY FUCKED UP THE PORT - 9/10 also, a classic: duke nukem 3d: HAIL TO THE KING BABY - 10/10
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09-07-2011 Last edited by RedStar; 09-08-2011 at 12:12 AM. #8
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by xpod1 why are there so many slimes that's because you pirated the game you schmuck it's not even half as bad on the real version
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08-14-2011 #2
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	this is where you critique games that you never played hello kitty online: lol - 0/10
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08-14-2011 #3
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by DrTaxi this is where you critique games that you never played hello kitty online: lol - 0/10 i've played that before it's got solid mechanics, 8/10
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08-15-2011 #4
ButtsexV2 Dec 2009 Posts: 48	hello kitty online is pretty fun bro
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08-16-2011 #5
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	doom 1 and 2 shit this game doesnt look good but its got some major carnage man 8/10
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08-17-2011 #6
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	just cause 2: HAHA YES. would be poifect if it had co-op but i understand why it doesn't 9.5/10
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09-05-2011 #7
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	terraria i refuse to think this game costs money ok why are there so many slimes
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09-08-2011 #9
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	you paid as much for terraria as i did for dirt3 aka nothin at all
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09-17-2011 #10
altrus QUEEN OF THE METAVERSE 2014 Jun 2009 Posts: 127	Doo Sex Humane Revo-lotion = 1532512351253/10
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09-18-2011 #11
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	deus ex more like gay-us sex 0/10
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09-18-2011 #12
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	{i havent actually played it yet}
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09-18-2011 #13
altrus QUEEN OF THE METAVERSE 2014 Jun 2009 Posts: 127	Originally Posted by RedStar {i havent actually played it yet} i gathered
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09-19-2011 #14
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	with pro clue gathering skills like that, u should play la noire
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09-23-2011 #15
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	bioshock - is a man not entitled to the sweat drop down his balls? where all these bitches crawl? - 8.5/10
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