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**xpod1** · 04-10-2010 **#521**

no shit

**Ibutsu** · 04-10-2010 **#522**

I didn't expect you to actually do it.

First wasn't half bad though.

CoolCorky · 04-10-2010 **#523**

That was interesting.

The rightmost thing on the second image was a little creepy though

**xpod1** · 04-10-2010 **#524**

Hello new friend, my name is Fred
the words you hear are in my head.
I say, I said my name is Fred,
and I've been... very naughty.

The story I'm about to tell,
I tell you, I will tell you well,
Is of my dear aunt Muriel,
and just how I've been... naughty.

Voila the farm. My aunt lives here,
with precious pup, and husband dear.
My heart beats fast as I drew near,
I feel so nice... and naughty.

I thought just how excited they,
must be that I would come today,
they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray!
Dear boy you look so... naughty."

That's when my tired eyes beheld,
a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled,
D-O-G, is what he spelled,
and that's how I spell... naughty.

Alone was I, with tender Courage,
and all his fur, his furry furrage,
which, I say, did encourage,
me, to be... quite naughty.

Courage... your hair...
it reminds me of the first time I knew just how,
I felt, about hair.

It was a day, I'd not forget,
the day that I first met my pet,
oh what a lovely gift to get,
I'd never felt so... naughty.

My fuzzy friend, is what he was,
this darling little ball of fuzz,
And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does,
demand, that I... be naughty.

He looked at me, his fetching eyes,
and fetching fur did hypnotize,
and filled with joy, and filled with sighs,
and that's when I got... naughty.

This dripping hair, this droopy curl,
unfold sweet memories of a girl,
whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl,
and tempt me to be... naughty.

Barbara, my love was named,
and her fair hair, a mane untamed,
until one evening, I'm ashamed,
I got a little... naughty.

The look upon my young love's face,
was sweet as lace,
but in this case,
I realized she... needed space.

I never more was naughty...
well... maybe not never.

Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind,
of nothing found in human kind,
but for one fellow who did find,
me, to be... in a certain mood.

Into my shop, he walked one day,
with bush above, and beard bouquet,
that's no toupee I pray, no way,
I could help but be... you know.

I'd never seen such hair before,
his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned,
eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned,
soon I figured what the heck and,
guess how I was... naughty.

Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail?
Why now, that would be weird!

So ends our little story.

But then my landlords did resume,
to free me from that porcelain tomb,
and ferry to a private room,
your hero, ever doughty.

Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm,
and Eustace's ebullient charm,
and farewell Courage, what's the harm,
if I was slightly... naughty.

With love,
Fred

**xpod1** · 04-10-2010 **#525**

MAN CHIN.

**Ibutsu** · 04-10-2010 **#526**

Realised last night there's no legal process in the UK to change your name, you just start using it. So hurrah, that's done!

**RedStar** · 04-10-2010 **#527**

Return the slab

**Ibutsu** · 04-10-2010 **#528**

wat

CoolCorky · 04-10-2010 **#529**

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

Realised last night there's no legal process in the UK to change your name, you just start using it. So hurrah, that's done!

you gonna fuck up your bank accounts

**Ibutsu** · 04-10-2010 **#530**

lol, totally. 8D

**RedStar** · 04-10-2010 **#531**

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

wat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmeITUWkSJA

WATCH THE ENTIRE THING

one of the best cartoons made ever

CoolCorky · 04-11-2010 **#532**

fark fark fark fp's down again

**xpod1** · 04-11-2010 **#533**

Fuck as soon as I read return the slab i knew what the video was fuck you fuck you fuck you

**Ibutsu** · 04-11-2010 **#534**

Postin' this again outside the OIFY:

Bury all your secrets in my skin.
Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins.
The air around me still feels like a cage
And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again...

So if you love me, let me go.
And run away before I know.
My heart is just too dark to care.
I can't destroy what isn't there.

Deliver me into my Fate -
If I'm alone I cannot hate
I don't deserve to have you...
Ooh, my smile was taken long ago,
If I can change I hope I never know.

I still press your letters to my lips
And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss.
I couldn't face a life without your light,
But all of that was ripped apart, when you refused to fight.

So save your breath, I will not care.
I think I made it very clear.
You couldn't hate enough to love.
Is that supposed to be enough?

I only wish you weren't my friend.
Then I could hurt you in the end.
I never claimed to be a Saint...
Ooh, my own was banished long ago,
It took the Death of Hope to let you go

So break yourself against my stones
And spit your pity in my soul.
You never needed any help...
You sold me out to save yourself...

And I won't listen to your shame.
You ran away, you're all the same.
Angels lie to keep control...
Ooh, my love was punished long ago,
If you still care, don't ever let me know...
If you still care, don't ever let me know...

**xpod1** · 07:12 PM

Originally Posted by RedStar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmeITUWkSJA

WATCH THE ENTIRE THING

one of the best cartoons made ever

King RAAAMMSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS

if someone can get me a clean loop of that you are awesome.

**Machk** · 04-11-2010 **#536**

Originally Posted by xpod1

Hey you know what we should do we should all do something together as a Fakepunch family.

Like make a TF2 server?

**xpod1** · 04-11-2010 **#537**

That never works out because "Daxxy is a bad admin"

**xpod1** · 04-11-2010 **#538**

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**RedStar** · 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by xpod1

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Hey what's that from again let me google it.

Hey look a Youtube Video OH MY FUCK

**RedStar** · 04-11-2010 **#540**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcx9XhGJLJ0

:suicide:

Really, Taxi?

**xpod1** · 04-11-2010 **#541**

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3i4...eature=related

**RedStar** · 04-11-2010 **#542**

I know I saw that too

JonniXD · 04-12-2010 **#543**

I'll check back in like... 1 year, perhaps. We might be half way there by then, if all goes well.

**xpod1** · 04-13-2010 **#544**

Originally Posted by userderth

D: no one talking.
Why chef, WHY??

You should fuck your friend in the ass.

Or ass him in the fuck.

**Ibutsu** · 04-13-2010 **#545**

Just started using lossless audio formats.

>1000 kbps. Freakin' awesome.

Chef Excellence · 04-13-2010 **#546**

thread music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDzoLUzwMMI

**RedStar** · 04-13-2010 **#547**

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

Just started using lossless audio formats.

>1000 kbps. Freakin' awesome.

Justice, Deadmau5, Daft Punk, and Amon Tobin all sound absolutely amazing in FLAC

**xpod1** · 04-18-2010 **#548**

Italic Comic Sans
Daxxy stop doing this faggotry

Chef Excellence · 04-18-2010 **#549**

its just like fp now

**xpod1** · 04-18-2010 **#550**

Except Daxxy is being an overreacting faggot now.

**RedStar** · 04-19-2010 **#551**

Comic Sans is the shit
Fuck Helvetica and Futura

**DrTaxi** · 04-19-2010 **#552**

Originally Posted by xpod1

Except Daxxy is being an overreacting faggot now.

Look who's talking.

**xpod1** · 04-22-2010 **#553**

Someone make me be not bored

**RedStar** · 04-22-2010 **#554**

Originally Posted by xpod1

Someone make me be not bored

http://www.zophar.net/consoles.html

what i don't know where to get roms what are you talking about

**xpod1** · 04-22-2010 **#555**

Oh that reminds me I have an emulator already.
Thanks for inspiration

**Ibutsu** · 04-22-2010 **#556**

Today made me happy.

**DrTaxi** · 04-22-2010 **#557**

Originally Posted by Ibutsu

Today made me happy.

How so?

**Ibutsu** · 04-22-2010 **#558**

Originally Posted by DrTaxi

How so?

Snoggin' is fun man.

**ButtsexV2** · 04-22-2010 **#559**

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**Ibutsu** · 04-23-2010 **#560**

D'awwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

04-11-2010 Last edited by xpod1; 04-11-2010 at 07:12 PM. #535
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Originally Posted by RedStar http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmeITUWkSJA WATCH THE ENTIRE THING one of the best cartoons made ever King RAAAMMSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS if someone can get me a clean loop of that you are awesome.
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04-11-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 04-11-2010 at 08:45 PM. #539
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by xpod1 ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD Hey what's that from again let me google it. Hey look a Youtube Video OH MY FUCK
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04-10-2010 #521
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	no shit
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04-10-2010 #522
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 654	I didn't expect you to actually do it. First wasn't half bad though.
	Reply

04-10-2010 #523
CoolCorky Apr 2010 Posts: 80	That was interesting. The rightmost thing on the second image was a little creepy though
	Reply

04-10-2010 #524
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Hello new friend, my name is Fred the words you hear are in my head. I say, I said my name is Fred, and I've been... very naughty. The story I'm about to tell, I tell you, I will tell you well, Is of my dear aunt Muriel, and just how I've been... naughty. Voila the farm. My aunt lives here, with precious pup, and husband dear. My heart beats fast as I drew near, I feel so nice... and naughty. I thought just how excited they, must be that I would come today, they'd shout "come Fred! huzzah! hooray! Dear boy you look so... naughty." That's when my tired eyes beheld, a doggy dog, like dog, he smelled, D-O-G, is what he spelled, and that's how I spell... naughty. Alone was I, with tender Courage, and all his fur, his furry furrage, which, I say, did encourage, me, to be... quite naughty. Courage... your hair... it reminds me of the first time I knew just how, I felt, about hair. It was a day, I'd not forget, the day that I first met my pet, oh what a lovely gift to get, I'd never felt so... naughty. My fuzzy friend, is what he was, this darling little ball of fuzz, And oh, such fuzz, such fuzz, it does, demand, that I... be naughty. He looked at me, his fetching eyes, and fetching fur did hypnotize, and filled with joy, and filled with sighs, and that's when I got... naughty. This dripping hair, this droopy curl, unfold sweet memories of a girl, whose tresses, oh, they'd twist and twirl, and tempt me to be... naughty. Barbara, my love was named, and her fair hair, a mane untamed, until one evening, I'm ashamed, I got a little... naughty. The look upon my young love's face, was sweet as lace, but in this case, I realized she... needed space. I never more was naughty... well... maybe not never. Dear cur, your fur and fleece remind, of nothing found in human kind, but for one fellow who did find, me, to be... in a certain mood. Into my shop, he walked one day, with bush above, and beard bouquet, that's no toupee I pray, no way, I could help but be... you know. I'd never seen such hair before, his bangs they sang, his neck it beckoned, eyebrows, armpits, all were reckoned, soon I figured what the heck and, guess how I was... naughty. Sweet pooch, afraid I'll shave your tail? Why now, that would be weird! So ends our little story. But then my landlords did resume, to free me from that porcelain tomb, and ferry to a private room, your hero, ever doughty. Good-bye dear aunt, I'll miss your farm, and Eustace's ebullient charm, and farewell Courage, what's the harm, if I was slightly... naughty. With love, Fred
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04-10-2010 #525
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	MAN CHIN.
	Reply

04-10-2010 #526
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 654	Realised last night there's no legal process in the UK to change your name, you just start using it. So hurrah, that's done!
	Reply

04-10-2010 #527
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Return the slab
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04-10-2010 #528
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 654	wat
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04-10-2010 #529
CoolCorky Apr 2010 Posts: 80	Originally Posted by Ibutsu Realised last night there's no legal process in the UK to change your name, you just start using it. So hurrah, that's done! you gonna fuck up your bank accounts
	Reply

04-10-2010 #530
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 654	lol, totally. 8D
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04-10-2010 #531
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by Ibutsu wat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mmeITUWkSJA WATCH THE ENTIRE THING one of the best cartoons made ever
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04-11-2010 #532
CoolCorky Apr 2010 Posts: 80	fark fark fark fp's down again
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04-11-2010 #533
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Fuck as soon as I read return the slab i knew what the video was fuck you fuck you fuck you
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04-11-2010 #534
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 654	Postin' this again outside the OIFY: Bury all your secrets in my skin. Come away with innocence, and leave me with my sins. The air around me still feels like a cage And love is just a camouflage for what resembles rage again... So if you love me, let me go. And run away before I know. My heart is just too dark to care. I can't destroy what isn't there. Deliver me into my Fate - If I'm alone I cannot hate I don't deserve to have you... Ooh, my smile was taken long ago, If I can change I hope I never know. I still press your letters to my lips And cherish them in parts of me that savor every kiss. I couldn't face a life without your light, But all of that was ripped apart, when you refused to fight. So save your breath, I will not care. I think I made it very clear. You couldn't hate enough to love. Is that supposed to be enough? I only wish you weren't my friend. Then I could hurt you in the end. I never claimed to be a Saint... Ooh, my own was banished long ago, It took the Death of Hope to let you go So break yourself against my stones And spit your pity in my soul. You never needed any help... You sold me out to save yourself... And I won't listen to your shame. You ran away, you're all the same. Angels lie to keep control... Ooh, my love was punished long ago, If you still care, don't ever let me know... If you still care, don't ever let me know...
	Reply

04-11-2010 #536
Machk The Great Gatsby Dec 2009 Posts: 49	Originally Posted by xpod1 Hey you know what we should do we should all do something together as a Fakepunch family. Like make a TF2 server?
	Reply

04-11-2010 #537
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	That never works out because "Daxxy is a bad admin"
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04-11-2010 #538
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD ITS DOC GERBILS WORLD
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04-11-2010 #540
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcx9XhGJLJ0 :suicide: Really, Taxi?
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04-11-2010 #541
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am3i4...eature=related
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04-11-2010 #542
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	I know I saw that too
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04-12-2010 #543
JonniXD Feb 2010 Posts: 23	I'll check back in like... 1 year, perhaps. We might be half way there by then, if all goes well.
	Reply

04-13-2010 #544
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Originally Posted by userderth D: no one talking. Why chef, WHY?? You should fuck your friend in the ass. Or ass him in the fuck.
	Reply

04-13-2010 #545
Ibutsu RAINBOWS Nov 2009 Posts: 654	Just started using lossless audio formats. >1000 kbps. Freakin' awesome.
	Reply

04-13-2010 #546
Chef Excellence Mar 2010 Posts: 172	thread music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDzoLUzwMMI
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04-13-2010 #547
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Originally Posted by Ibutsu Just started using lossless audio formats. >1000 kbps. Freakin' awesome. Justice, Deadmau5, Daft Punk, and Amon Tobin all sound absolutely amazing in FLAC
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04-18-2010 #548
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Italic Comic Sans Daxxy stop doing this faggotry
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04-18-2010 #549
Chef Excellence Mar 2010 Posts: 172	its just like fp now
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04-18-2010 #550
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Except Daxxy is being an overreacting faggot now.
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04-19-2010 #551
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Comic Sans is the shit Fuck Helvetica and Futura
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04-19-2010 #552
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	Originally Posted by xpod1 Except Daxxy is being an overreacting faggot now. Look who's talking.
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