Fakestuck

**RedStar** · 04:47 PM

A boy stands in his room in an undisclosed location in Georgia, not too far from Atlanta, but not close either. This boy is excited about playing a new multiplayer game with his online bros. He goes by the online BroNudge handle XavierPoderno.

Or xpod for short.

Though it was sixteen years ago this boy was given life, he has not been named until now. Or maybe this is a gaming abstraction to get you to fill out a name. Or maybe you just forgot it. What is this fateful child's name?

>_

**xpod1** · 07-19-2010 #2

What kind of Faggot name is xpod

**DrTaxi** · 07-19-2010 #3

Also where's this thread's name from?

**RedStar** · 07-19-2010 #4

it's a PORT-MAN-TOE of Fakepunch and Homestuck

Oh and I just want to add that this comic is actually fully interactive and shiz

**RedStar** · 07-21-2010 #5

please

**DrTaxi** · 07-21-2010 #6

You do realise I chose a name already though?

**Dummkopf** · 07-21-2010 #7

His name is Marcos the bolivian drug lord who will destroy the world using his amazing powers of mass destruction to cause mayhem among the mods of the shitpost central

dismissed soldier

**DrTaxi** · 07-21-2010 #8

Originally Posted by Dummkopf

His name is Marcos the bolivian drug lord who will destroy the world using his amazing powers of mass destruction to cause mayhem among the mods of the shitpost central

dismissed soldier

Sixteen-year-old drug lord?

Damn.

**xpod1** · 07-21-2010 #9

I'm game with Marco

**RedStar** · 04:23 AM

Your name is Gary Marco. Your WEAPONKIND is [NOT ALLOCATED - EQUIP A WEAPON TO CREATE A FREE ALLOCATION CARD.]

You are semi-talented at art, and semi-semi-talented at programming. You are a part of a community of people online who pretend they are Spanish gentlemen. You even have a GentAffinity account.

Now that that is out of the way, let's go look for a SWEET-ASS WEAPON. I wonder where you could find one of those...

**xpod1** · 07-22-2010 **#11**

Examine room

**Dummkopf** · 07-24-2010 **#12**

Stab an addict and steal his money then buy guns
something big
with spikes on it

**altrus** · 08-16-2010 **#13**

Retrive arms from window.

idk1 · 09-06-2010 **#14**

be a faggot

**RedStar** · 09-06-2010 **#15**

this shit's still going?

idk1 · 09-06-2010 **#16**

Originally Posted by RedStar

this shit's still going?

i have no fucking clue

**PonceDeLeon** · 09-07-2010 **#17**

sense.

thread has it.

**ButtsexV2** · 10-08-2010 **#18**

niggers

HOLYCRAPFACEPUNCHDOWN · 10-08-2010 **#19**

nigger

Nigger · 10-08-2010 **#20**

Negros

**RedStar** · 10-08-2010 **#21**

Shit is dead son

07-19-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 07-19-2010 at 04:47 PM. #1
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	A boy stands in his room in an undisclosed location in Georgia, not too far from Atlanta, but not close either. This boy is excited about playing a new multiplayer game with his online bros. He goes by the online BroNudge handle XavierPoderno. Or xpod for short. Though it was sixteen years ago this boy was given life, he has not been named until now. Or maybe this is a gaming abstraction to get you to fill out a name. Or maybe you just forgot it. What is this fateful child's name? >_

07-19-2010 #2
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	What kind of Faggot name is xpod

07-19-2010 #3
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	Also where's this thread's name from?

07-19-2010 #4
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	it's a PORT-MAN-TOE of Fakepunch and Homestuck Oh and I just want to add that this comic is actually fully interactive and shiz

07-21-2010 #5
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	please

07-21-2010 #6
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	You do realise I chose a name already though?

07-21-2010 #7
Dummkopf african crop harvester Jan 2010 Posts: 150	His name is Marcos the bolivian drug lord who will destroy the world using his amazing powers of mass destruction to cause mayhem among the mods of the shitpost central dismissed soldier

07-21-2010 #8
DrTaxi Please do NOT associate the content of this forum with me. Thank you. Mar 2009 Posts: 558	Originally Posted by Dummkopf His name is Marcos the bolivian drug lord who will destroy the world using his amazing powers of mass destruction to cause mayhem among the mods of the shitpost central dismissed soldier Sixteen-year-old drug lord? Damn.

07-21-2010 #9
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	I'm game with Marco

07-22-2010 Last edited by RedStar; 07-22-2010 at 04:23 AM. #10
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Your name is Gary Marco. Your WEAPONKIND is [NOT ALLOCATED - EQUIP A WEAPON TO CREATE A FREE ALLOCATION CARD.] You are semi-talented at art, and semi-semi-talented at programming. You are a part of a community of people online who pretend they are Spanish gentlemen. You even have a GentAffinity account. Now that that is out of the way, let's go look for a SWEET-ASS WEAPON. I wonder where you could find one of those...

08-16-2010 #13
altrus QUEEN OF THE METAVERSE 2014 Jun 2009 Posts: 127	Retrive arms from window.

09-06-2010 #14
idk1 Jul 2010 Posts: 140	be a faggot

10-08-2010 #18
ButtsexV2 Dec 2009 Posts: 48	niggers

07-22-2010 #11
xpod1 so psooky Jun 2009 Posts: 927	Examine room

07-24-2010 #12
Dummkopf african crop harvester Jan 2010 Posts: 150	Stab an addict and steal his money then buy guns something big with spikes on it

09-06-2010 #15
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	this shit's still going?

09-06-2010 #16
idk1 Jul 2010 Posts: 140	Originally Posted by RedStar this shit's still going? i have no fucking clue

09-07-2010 #17
PonceDeLeon bitches Jan 2010 Posts: 603	sense. thread has it.

10-08-2010 #19
HOLYCRAPFACEPUNCHDOWN Oct 2010 Posts: 18	nigger

10-08-2010 #21
RedStar poop Jun 2009 Posts: 1,041	Shit is dead son

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